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Felicia and Ryon play Super Smash Bros.
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| Super Smash Bros | |
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| Platform | N64 |
| Published | Nintendo, 1999 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker James Deuling |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | September 16, 2013 |
| Duration | 18:45 |
| Views | 251,731 |
| Likes | 5,731 |
| Comments | 1,335 |
Quotes
Felicia: "You wanna look up the provenance of [the game]?"
Ryon: "Yeah, go ahead, do the fucking iPhone thing."
Felicia: "It's 'the fucking iPhone thing,' not let's be educational and/or thorough."
Ryon: "I think that's like Samus right there—"
Felicia: "Yeah, Seamus?"
Ryon: "Seamus? Seamus, the Irish video game hero."
Ryon: "They have Pikachu, but that gets you a low-scoring pose, as we saw. That would be a very low-scoring pose in Pokémon Snap."
Felicia: "That would be horrible. The professor would hate that shit."
Ryon: "And we got this little scrotum shaped motherfucker right here. Someone phoned it in on the art department. 'We have to come up with a concept for a character in a video game.'"
Felicia: "They were peeing and they looked down and they're like, 'Oh, there ya go. There it is! Right there!'"
Felicia: "This is how we hold [the N64 controller]. That's what the internet told me last time, 'You dumb bitch.' You gotta go up here. Up here. Up here."
Ryon: "Don't do that! Don't jerk off the N64 controller."
Felicia: "Everybody always complains that we don't look at the instructions."
Ryon: "Well, they're gonna get more of the same, because if we start doing what they want now, where does it end?"
Felicia: "It doesn't end anywhere."
Ryon: "Pretty soon they're gonna ask us to be good at it, and then where will we be, right?"
Felicia: "That would require effort."
Ryon: "We'll be practicing for hours before we film this shit, and I just can't see myself ever doing that."
Felicia: "Okay, no effort. 'Co-Optitude: Whatever.'"
Felicia: "Link looks like, god, Glenn Close."
Ryon: "Who's this dude?"
Felicia: "I don't know, 'C. Falcon'? What is the name?"
Ryon: "Oh dude, if you put this in a YouTube video people are gonna be like, 'You're a fucking fake gamer because you don't know who Cedric Falcon is."
Felicia: "I don't know who C. Falcon is. I don't know. But I don't like his face. Calcium Falcon."
Ryon: "Calcium Falcon?"
Felicia: "He's an education character."
Ryon, as Calcium Falcon: "'Makes your bones strong, buddy!' He's like a spokesman for calcium awareness."
Felicia: "How do you jump? How do you jump?"
Ryon: "Folks, I think she wants to know how to jump."
Felicia: "Did you figure out how to play, dipshit?"
Ryon: "But I bet Yoshi's got a very happy girlfriend. Look at this. [makes Yoshi's tongue go out]"
Felicia: "Okay. Ew, gross."
Ryon: "Just like Bomberman, I rely on your incompetence to win."
Ryon: "God, his asshole must be like two feet wide. Look at this. [swallows Felicia's character and lays a huge egg]"
Ryon: "So, reptiles and birds don't have assholes. They have a cloaca which is like a one-size-fits-all hole, like everything goes in there."
Ryon: "I've run out of shitting eggs, cunnilingus skill, and wide asshole jokes for Yoshi, so I have to move on."
Ryon: "I'm gonna do Jigglypuff because it sounds like a Black Eyed Peas band member."
Felicia: "What is it, Fergie and Jigglypuff? Will.i.am, Fergie, and Jigglypuff."
Ryon, singing to My Humps: "I'm gonna kick, kick, kick your ass. Kick your ass right off the cliff."
Felicia, mimicking Captain Falcon's idle animation: "'I'm ready! I'm ready!'"
Ryon: "'I'm ready to beat osteoporosis.'"
Felicia: "'Have some kale! Also, spinach is a good source of calcium!'"
Ryon: "'Cruciferous vegetables have a lot of calcium in them.'"
Ryon: "Yoshi's got a bright future ahead of him in a certain film industry, that's all I gotta tell ya. He's got no gag reflex, he's got a long tongue, he's got an asshole that could admit the Empire State Building."
Felicia: "Okay, I'm ignoring everything you're saying because I'm serious about becoming a Smash Brother."
Felicia: "Why can't you play Toad? I really love Toad."
Ryon: "Because there's already enough little scrotum shaped characters in the game without having to do Toad too. There's one here, there's one arguably here—"
Felicia: "If your scrotum is shaped like Toad, that's a problem, alright? That's what I'm gonna tell you."
Ryon: "What is it? 'Doctor, doctor, I have a problem. I think I'm a dog.' And the doctor's like, 'How long has this been going on?' And he's like, 'Since I was a puppy.' [waits for Felicia to laugh] Eh? I think I got that off of a popsicle stick."
Felicia: "Okay, look at him. Just get out of here. I don't wanna see you gloat, you scrotum. Bubblegum piece of shit."
Felicia: "God dammit, don't prevent death!"
Felicia, in bad Italian accent as Luigi: "'Ohh, who's-a better? Who's-a better brother? Eyy, you want-a spaghetti up-a your asshole! Heyy!'"
Felicia: "By the way, when the pee pee comes up, that means death."
Felicia, about Fox's noncommital congratulatory pose: "He looks like he's above this. It's as if his agent placed him in this for money, like it's a sponsorship deal, and he's like, 'I'd rather get on with saving the universe.'"
Ryon: "It's like Jodie Foster in Elysium. Fox is phoning it in."
Rating
Felicia: "50 Mario stars"
Ryon: "35 random button pushes"
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:05 | Opening theme |
| 0:14 | Host intro |
| 1:45 | Game begins |
| 5:19 | Co-Optitude presents, "Felicia Learns to Jump" |
| 10:57 | "Joke of the Week" |
| 17:43 | Rating and outro |
| 18:09 | End card/promo |
| 18:42 | Closing theme |
| 18:45 | End video |
Gallery
Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
The Super Smash Bros cartridge
Fun fact #1
Fun fact #2
Fun fact #3
Fun fact #4
Fun fact #5
Felicia demonstrates the proper way to hold the N64 controller, as patiently explained by the internet
Co-Optitude: Whatever
Link versus Glenn Close
Link is speculated to be full of fiber to be able to pass through Yoshi's digestion so quickly
Edumacating
Luigi's murder stare
Fox doesn't want to be here
Behind-the-scenes shot from G&S Instagram
Bonus content
External links
- Felicia Day and Ryon Day Play Super Smash Bros.: Co-Optitude Episode 15 on YouTube
- Super Smash Bros. (video game) on Wikipedia