Felicia and Ryon play Parasite Eve.
|Published||Square Electronic Arts, 1998|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||May 12, 2014|
Felicia: "Hey, everybody!"
Ryon: "Hey, guys!"
Felicia: "Well, it's Monday. Guess what day that is."
Felicia: "This is an action, role-playing, survival, horror video game. So that's like five things in one."
Ryon: "It's five things in one. It's a one-stop shop for—"
Felicia: "It's like a pizza/Chinese food/drug store kind of place, right?"
Ryon: "Yeah, it's like putting your Quaaludes in sesame chicken on top of a pizza crust and baking it."
Felicia: "Okay, I don't know what that— [laughing]"
Ryon: "And, again, here's the instruction manual; we're not gonna need that."
Felicia, reading: "'Aya Brea. 25. NYPD officer.'"
Name entry screen appears
Ryon, laughing: "Oh no, that's not her name!"
Felicia: "That's not her name!"
Ryon: "I don't think that's her name."
Felicia, reading man's dialog: "'Aren't you glad you decided to go out with me?' Not right now."
Ryon: "What kind of beta asks that shit? Like, that's the kind of question that makes her like say no."
Felicia: "I don't know. Now I'm tired. Opera makes me tired."
Felicia: "It's never a video game until you rob a clown."
Ryon, seeing dressing room full of charred clowns: "Those, I would say, are sad clowns."
Felicia: "He looks like a Korean barbecue."
Felicia: "I really should have stolen that hat before they burned him, because it woulda looked cute on me!"
Felicia, finding another burned corpse: "Oh shit, there's barbecue. You know what that looks like? Pork belly."
Ryon: "Are you hungry by any chance?"
Felicia: "Little bit."
Felicia: "Okay, go straight. I bet you can go in the Colosseum."
Ryon: "That's a painting! [laughing] Did you really say go into the Colosseum at Rome? I just want to clarify."
Felicia: "You're the worst."
Ryon: "Is that actually what you said? Oh wait, there's a big-ass door here."
Felicia: "That's a fucking prop. I hate this!"
Ryon: "I hate theaters! They always fool me with their wonderful looking things that are not [real]."
Ryon: "Look, ammo doesn't grow on trees, alright?"
Felicia: "I know!"
Ryon: "It grows inside rats and frogs, it's true."
Felicia: "I don't wanna hear about my mitochondria any more unless you have a pamphlet I can read. You know what I'm saying?"
Felicia, during cutscene: "Are you absorbing anything?"
Ryon, shaking head: "Hmm-mmm."
Felicia: "Nope? I just want to do a casual encounter. Okay, we don't need the story here. [laughing off-screen] Something about mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, [indistinct] MitochondriAAAA!! God, he talks A LOT!! He talks a LOT!"
Felicia: "There must be four-thousand lines of dialog in this game."
Felicia: "God, her pants are going up her crotch. Did you see that? Right there!"
Ryon, laughing: "It's like there's a black hole right there that's sucking all the—"
Felicia: "Her vagina is like a vacuum sucking it in!"
Felicia: "Come on, Danny Glover, let's go. I'll be your Mel Gibson. Come on, let me."
Ryon: "You're too old for this shit, Daniel. Just let me go."
Felicia: "What is that?"
Ryon: "It's a man with a big arm."
Felicia: "That's a former homeless man. That is a really—"
Ryan Copple, off-camera: "He's still homeless!"
Felicia, laughing: "That is true. I don't know, he could have gotten like a pied-à-terre."
Felicia: "Get the junk. You know you want junk."
Ryon, laughing: "Pushing a shopping cart around Central Park with all your junk in it."
Ryon: "Oh, hey look, a door."
Felicia: "No, that's a gate."
Ryon, laughing: "You fucking asshole."
- Aya: "Anoos"
Felicia: "something about mitochondria"
Ryon: "missing keys something-something, straight up"
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|17:08||Rating and outro|
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