Felicia and Ryon play Donkey Konga 2.
|Donkey Konga 2|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||May 19, 2014|
Felicia: "Hey, everybody! It's Co-Optitude! It's the show where I play games with my brother."
Ryon: "Bongo tits here. You just started holding 'em here, and you're like 'Hey guys! Notice anything different?'"
Felicia: "We're playing, per your suggestion, Donkey Konga. We're doing number 2 because we heard that the songs were better in 2. This is 2004."
Ryon: "Yeah. So we're gonna bop along to now irrelevant songs from the early 2000s."
Felicia: "Really, I don't know. What is 'It's Been a While,' 'Wish You Were Here,' and 'You Don't Have to Call'? Any of those songs, I have no idea."
Ryon: "Oh whoa, there are up to four players for this?"
Felicia: "You can have four peripherals!?"
Ryon: "Like, can you imagine the racket in the room?"
Felicia: "'Hey, bring over your bongos! Let's have a fun party!'"
Ryon: "All zero of your friends who own the controller."
Felicia: "Sustain! Go!"
Ryon: "Oh, are you supposed to hold it down? Do these people know how drums work?"
Felicia: "Hey, I won. You're a chump. You're a chimp chump."
Ryon: "That's hateful."
Felicia: "You're bending over for something."
Ryon: "It's your turn in the barrel, Diddy Kong."
Felicia: "Can you imagine a bunch of 12-year-olds, all four of them with their bongos on a Saturday night?"
Ryon, in exaggerated braces voice: "'You wanna come over. Let's do some bongos. We got bongos.'"
Felicia, in kid voice: "'Cindy really likes me. I'm gonna buy an extra set and invite her over!'"
Ryon: "Donkey Kong has the lamest iPod ever."
Felicia: "His Pandora station is so shitty."
Ryon: "It's like early 2000s frat rock. Like, Donkey Kong is straight out of the frat house with this."
Ryon: "OHHHH YEAH!!! Diddy Kong!"
Felicia: "No! I did a better job!"
Ryon: "Diddy Kong's gonna put the strap-on on now, and he's gonna go to town."
Ryon: "Oh, look at that. He's actually behind Donkey Kong right now thrusting it. Just arms crossed, thrusting away."
Felicia: "No, no, he is not."
Ryon, thrusting: "That's right. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm."
Felicia: "Alright. Stop it! No, please don't! We're never gonna include that, please!"
Felicia: "This is the format your mom would make you do because it's fairer. There's no scoring involving. 'You guys, just play for the music's sake, not any scores. Don't compete!'"
Felicia: "You know one of these bands was a one-hit wonder and they're like, 'Oh my god, we got ourselves—'"
Ryon: "'We got the Nintendo contract! We're rich!' [laughs] Instantly forgotten."
Felicia: "This is like the liberal home school."
Ryon: "There's no wrong answers here. Alright. Oh god, this is— Okay, I'm done. I'm done. We're done. That's awful. Okay. Bye!"
Ryon: "Alright, I wanna busk! I just wanna earn some money! DK went to NYU for some liberal arts degree, and he's like $300,000 in debt."
Ryon: "Wait, what? This is not Rock the Boat. They lied to us."
Felicia: "It's a Rock the Boat. It was like a Disney Channel special group that never made it past the demo record."
Felicia: "How many of these did they sell? I wanna read the statistics."
Ryon: "I think these are the two. Like, they're actually valuable, and we're gonna break them, and they're gonna be worthless."
Ryon, as Donkey Kong hitting the ground in disappointment: "'Oh, I hate myself! I fucking hate myself! I'm a piece of shit! I wanna die! God dammit, I hate myself!"
Ryon: "Michael Stipe's gonna—"
Felicia: "What's he doing right now?"
Ryon: "Michael Stipe? Being thin somewhere."
Ryon: "Is this Freedom Rock? Well, turn it up, dude!"
Felicia: "My bra is like so hot right now."
Felicia: "So, you know who you are, one-hit wonders. We appreciate you."
Ryon: "That's right. If you were in one of the bands featured in today's episode of Co-Optitude, leave a comment!"
Felicia: "2 sets of bongo tits"
Ryon: "12 obscure, shitty early 2000s and late 90s bands"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|4:48||"Animated GIF of the Week"|
|10:05||Rating and outro|
- Animated GIF of the Week (4.2MB)
- Donkey Konga 2 song list on Wikipedia
- Played songs
- Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here on YouTube - the other "Wish You Were Here" Felicia and Ryon were thinking of
- The Hues Corporation - Rock the Boat on YouTube - the other "Rock the Boat" Felicia and Ryon were thinking of
- Freedom Rock commercial from 1988 on YouTube
- Michael Stipe on Wikipedia