Episode 47

Felicia and Ryon play Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

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Platform	N64
Published	Rare, 2001
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Andrew Jewell
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	May 26, 2014
Duration	15:47
Views	136,524
Likes	3,174
Comments	429

Quotes

Ryon: "Isn't it funny that this game has actually appreciated in value over the years? Sure it does better than my 401k. I should put all my money in shitty old random video games."

Ryon: "That voice is what a squirrel news network uses when they try to disguise a squirrel's voice. Like then they blur their face out and they alter the voice."

Felicia, watching Conker produce a drink out of nowhere: "Where did he bring that out of?"

Ryon: "I don't know, man. His little squirrel butt."

Conker pulls another drink out of nowhere

Ryon: "Oh, goodness gracious."

Felicia: "Whoa! So he takes everything out of his butthole."

Ryon: "What does he have up there? How much stuff does he have?"

Felicia: "I would not drink out of a glass that just came out of my butthole, for the record."

Ryon, after falling off bridge: "Oh! Why do I do this? Why do I do this to myself?"

Felicia: "Oh my god. Oh my god."

Ryon: "I just try to go through things really quickly and it just never ends up working out."

Felicia: "Really? You just learned that now after fifty episodes?"

Felicia: "This is a man's vision, and you're fucking it up everywhere."

Felicia: "Ew. Is that spit?"

Ryon: "She's a squirter."

Felicia: "For some reason, I don't like violence, but I do like kicking the shit out of inanimate objects with eyeballs."

Ryon: "You want another one!? I'll tell you what I'll give you! [starts hitting rat with frying pan] I'll tell you what I'll give you! Huh!? Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, motherfucker!"

Ryon: "I don't know where I'm taking this egg either. Oh wait, it's a giant frying pan! Oh, it's a giant frying pan. I'm gonna fry your children."

Felicia: "No, don't fry my kids! Dude, don't kill my children! That's wrong!"

Rating

Felicia: "5 beer bottles up a squirrel's anus" for writing and concept, "15 weepy bees" for their ability to play

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:10	Opening theme
0:19	Host intro
1:44	Game begins
1:56	"Investment Tips of the Week"
7:01	"Brief Interlude of the Week"
14:58	Rating and outro
15:37	End card/promo
15:45	Closing theme
15:47	End video