Felicia and Ryon play Conker's Bad Fur Day.
|Conker's Bad Fur Day|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||May 26, 2014|
Ryon: "Isn't it funny that this game has actually appreciated in value over the years? Sure it does better than my 401k. I should put all my money in shitty old random video games."
Ryon: "That voice is what a squirrel news network uses when they try to disguise a squirrel's voice. Like then they blur their face out and they alter the voice."
Felicia, watching Conker produce a drink out of nowhere: "Where did he bring that out of?"
Ryon: "I don't know, man. His little squirrel butt."
Conker pulls another drink out of nowhere
Ryon: "Oh, goodness gracious."
Felicia: "Whoa! So he takes everything out of his butthole."
Ryon: "What does he have up there? How much stuff does he have?"
Felicia: "I would not drink out of a glass that just came out of my butthole, for the record."
Ryon, after falling off bridge: "Oh! Why do I do this? Why do I do this to myself?"
Felicia: "Oh my god. Oh my god."
Ryon: "I just try to go through things really quickly and it just never ends up working out."
Felicia: "Really? You just learned that now after fifty episodes?"
Felicia: "This is a man's vision, and you're fucking it up everywhere."
Felicia: "Ew. Is that spit?"
Ryon: "She's a squirter."
Felicia: "For some reason, I don't like violence, but I do like kicking the shit out of inanimate objects with eyeballs."
Ryon: "You want another one!? I'll tell you what I'll give you! [starts hitting rat with frying pan] I'll tell you what I'll give you! Huh!? Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, motherfucker!"
Ryon: "I don't know where I'm taking this egg either. Oh wait, it's a giant frying pan! Oh, it's a giant frying pan. I'm gonna fry your children."
Felicia: "No, don't fry my kids! Dude, don't kill my children! That's wrong!"
Felicia: "5 beer bottles up a squirrel's anus" for writing and concept, "15 weepy bees" for their ability to play
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|14:58||Rating and outro|
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