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Felicia and Ryon play Parasite Eve. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 45 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span>
 
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==Quotes==
  
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Felicia: "Hey, everybody!"
  
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Ryon: "Hey, guys!"
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Felicia: "Well, it's Monday. Guess what day that is."
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Ryon: "Monday."
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Felicia: "…Exactly."
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Felicia: "This is an action, role-playing, survival, horror video game. So that's like five things in one."
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Ryon: "It's five things in one. It's a one-stop shop for—"
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Felicia: "It's like a pizza/Chinese food/drug store kind of place, right?"
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Ryon: "Yeah, it's like putting your Quaaludes in sesame chicken on top of a pizza crust and baking it."
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Felicia: "Okay, I don't know what that— [laughing]"
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Ryon: "And, again, here's the instruction manual; we're not gonna need that."
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Felicia, reading: "'Aya Brea. 25. NYPD officer.'"
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Name entry screen appears
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Ryon, laughing: "Oh no, that's not her name!"
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Felicia: "That's not her name!"
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Ryon: "I don't think that's her name."
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Felicia, reading man's dialog: "'Aren't you glad you decided to go out with me?' Not right now."
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Ryon: "What kind of beta asks that {{Curse|shit}}? Like, that's the kind of question that makes her like say no."
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Felicia: "I don't know. Now I'm tired. Opera makes me tired."
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Felicia: "It's never a video game until you rob a clown."
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Ryon, seeing dressing room full of charred clowns: "Those, I would say, are sad clowns."
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Felicia: "He looks like a Korean barbecue."
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Felicia: "I really should have stolen that hat before they burned him, because it woulda looked cute on me!"
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Felicia, finding another burned corpse: "Oh {{Curse|shit}}, there's barbecue. You know what that looks like? Pork belly."
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Ryon: "Are you hungry by any chance?"
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Felicia: "Little bit."
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Felicia: "Okay, go straight. I bet you can go in the Colosseum."
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Ryon: "That's a painting! [laughing] Did you really say go into the Colosseum at Rome? I just want to clarify."
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Felicia: "You're the worst."
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Ryon: "Is that actually what you said? Oh wait, there's a big-{{Curse|ass}} door here."
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Felicia: "That's a {{Curse|fucking}} prop. I hate this!"
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Ryon: "I hate theaters! They always fool me with their wonderful looking things that are not [real]."
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Ryon: "Look, ammo doesn't grow on trees, alright?"
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Felicia: "I know!"
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Ryon: "It grows inside rats and frogs, it's true."
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Felicia: "I don't wanna hear about my mitochondria any more unless you have a pamphlet I can read. You know what I'm saying?"
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Felicia, during cutscene: "Are you absorbing anything?"
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Ryon, shaking head: "Hmm-mmm."
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Felicia: "Nope? I just want to do a casual encounter. Okay, we don't need the story here. [laughing off-screen] Something about mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, [indistinct] MitochondriAAAA!! God, he talks A LOT!! He talks a LOT!"
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Felicia: "There must be four-thousand lines of dialog in this game."
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Felicia: "God, her pants are going up her crotch. Did you see that? Right there!"
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Ryon, laughing: "It's like there's a black hole right there that's sucking all the—"
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Felicia: "Her vagina is like a vacuum sucking it in!"
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Felicia: "Come on, Danny Glover, let's go. I'll be your Mel Gibson. Come on, let me."
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Ryon: "You're too old for this {{Curse|shit}}, Daniel. Just let me go."
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Felicia: "What is that?"
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Ryon: "It's a man with a big arm."
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Felicia: "That's a former homeless man. That is a really—"
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Ryon: "'Formerly.'"
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[[Ryan Copple]], off-camera: "He's still homeless!"
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Felicia, laughing: "That is true. I don't know, he could have gotten like a pied-à-terre."
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Felicia: "Get the junk. You know you want junk."
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Ryon, laughing: "Pushing a shopping cart around Central Park with all your junk in it."
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Ryon: "Oh, hey look, a door."
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Felicia: "No, that's a gate."
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Ryon, laughing: "You {{Curse|fucking}} {{Curse|asshole}}."
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==Character names==
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* Aya: "Anoos"
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "something about mitochondria"
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Ryon: "missing keys something-something, straight up"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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|-
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:24 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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|-
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| 0:33 || Host intro
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|-
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| 1:57 || "A word from our station" - ''Spooked'' promo
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|-
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| 2:32 || Game begins
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|-
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| 3:23 || "Cultural Lesson of the Week"
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|-
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| 17:08 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 17:31 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 17:40 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 17:42 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 045 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 045 - game box.jpg|The ''Parasite Eve'' game box
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Episode 045 - aya.jpg|A chance to rename Aya
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Episode 045 - accuracy.jpg|Ryan Copple's pro-tip: "You're [sic] accuracy is worse when you're farther away"
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Episode 045 - hat.jpg|Felicia regretting she didn't steal the clown's hat before he was incinerated
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Episode 045 - mitochondria pamphlet.jpg|A pamphlet on mitochondria
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Episode 045 - sleepy.jpg|This game is making them sleepy
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Episode 045 - black hole.jpg|Aya's vagina is a black hole
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvLV-N0hi_w Parasite Eve - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 45] on YouTube
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_Eve_(video_game) Parasite Eve (video game)] on Wikipedia
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===References===
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone Methaqualone] on Wikipedia - aka Quaalude
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* [https://geekandsundry.fandom.com/wiki/Spooked ''Spooked''] on Geek & Sundry fan wiki
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDXr_fimQ8 "Largo al Factotum" from ''Il Barbiere di Siviglia''] on YouTube - the "Figaro" opera song they sing
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Temple Shirley Temple] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_Jones's_Diary ''Bridget Jones's Diary''] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colosseum Colosseum] on Wikipedia
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* [[Episode 40|Episode 40, ''Rhapsody'']] - referenced prior episode
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Congeniality_(film) ''Miss Congeniality'' (film)] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_Page Ellen Page] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_(TV_series) ''Fringe'' (TV series)] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Torv Anna Torv] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretch_Armstrong Stretch Armstrong] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mom_jeans Mom jeans] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_O'Brien Conan O'Brien] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamba_Juice Jamba Juice] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam Flunitrazepam] on Wikipedia - aka Rohypnol, aka "roofie"
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Glover Danny Glover] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_Weapon ''Lethal Weapon''] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Gibson Mel Gibson] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied-%C3%A0-terre Pied-à-terre] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park Central Park] on Wikipedia
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/feliciaday/status/465903394285043712 Felicia's tweet]
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/465905062426865664 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/gigglebus/posts/10152394340255979 Felicia's Facebook post]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/photos/a.345725658813234/742718342447295/?type=3 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day|Episode 045]]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day|Episode 045]]
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[[Category:Complete episode article|Episode 045]]
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[[Category:Videos recorded in Felicia's garage|Episode 045]]

Latest revision as of 14:13, 30 May 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Parasite Eve.


Episode 45 title card.jpg

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Parasite Eve
Platform PlayStation
Published Square Electronic Arts, 1998
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Andrew Jewell
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 12, 2014
Duration 17:42
Views 164,108
Likes 4,606
Comments 633

Quotes

Felicia: "Hey, everybody!"

Ryon: "Hey, guys!"

Felicia: "Well, it's Monday. Guess what day that is."

Ryon: "Monday."

Felicia: "…Exactly."


Felicia: "This is an action, role-playing, survival, horror video game. So that's like five things in one."

Ryon: "It's five things in one. It's a one-stop shop for—"

Felicia: "It's like a pizza/Chinese food/drug store kind of place, right?"

Ryon: "Yeah, it's like putting your Quaaludes in sesame chicken on top of a pizza crust and baking it."

Felicia: "Okay, I don't know what that— [laughing]"


Ryon: "And, again, here's the instruction manual; we're not gonna need that."


Felicia, reading: "'Aya Brea. 25. NYPD officer.'"

Name entry screen appears

Ryon, laughing: "Oh no, that's not her name!"

Felicia: "That's not her name!"

Ryon: "I don't think that's her name."


Felicia, reading man's dialog: "'Aren't you glad you decided to go out with me?' Not right now."

Ryon: "What kind of beta asks that shit? Like, that's the kind of question that makes her like say no."


Felicia: "I don't know. Now I'm tired. Opera makes me tired."


Felicia: "It's never a video game until you rob a clown."


Ryon, seeing dressing room full of charred clowns: "Those, I would say, are sad clowns."


Felicia: "He looks like a Korean barbecue."


Felicia: "I really should have stolen that hat before they burned him, because it woulda looked cute on me!"


Felicia, finding another burned corpse: "Oh shit, there's barbecue. You know what that looks like? Pork belly."

Ryon: "Are you hungry by any chance?"

Felicia: "Little bit."


Felicia: "Okay, go straight. I bet you can go in the Colosseum."

Ryon: "That's a painting! [laughing] Did you really say go into the Colosseum at Rome? I just want to clarify."

Felicia: "You're the worst."

Ryon: "Is that actually what you said? Oh wait, there's a big-ass door here."

Felicia: "That's a fucking prop. I hate this!"

Ryon: "I hate theaters! They always fool me with their wonderful looking things that are not [real]."


Ryon: "Look, ammo doesn't grow on trees, alright?"

Felicia: "I know!"

Ryon: "It grows inside rats and frogs, it's true."


Felicia: "I don't wanna hear about my mitochondria any more unless you have a pamphlet I can read. You know what I'm saying?"


Felicia, during cutscene: "Are you absorbing anything?"

Ryon, shaking head: "Hmm-mmm."

Felicia: "Nope? I just want to do a casual encounter. Okay, we don't need the story here. [laughing off-screen] Something about mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, mitochondria, [indistinct] MitochondriAAAA!! God, he talks A LOT!! He talks a LOT!"


Felicia: "There must be four-thousand lines of dialog in this game."


Felicia: "God, her pants are going up her crotch. Did you see that? Right there!"

Ryon, laughing: "It's like there's a black hole right there that's sucking all the—"

Felicia: "Her vagina is like a vacuum sucking it in!"


Felicia: "Come on, Danny Glover, let's go. I'll be your Mel Gibson. Come on, let me."

Ryon: "You're too old for this shit, Daniel. Just let me go."


Felicia: "What is that?"

Ryon: "It's a man with a big arm."

Felicia: "That's a former homeless man. That is a really—"

Ryon: "'Formerly.'"

Ryan Copple, off-camera: "He's still homeless!"

Felicia, laughing: "That is true. I don't know, he could have gotten like a pied-à-terre."


Felicia: "Get the junk. You know you want junk."

Ryon, laughing: "Pushing a shopping cart around Central Park with all your junk in it."


Ryon: "Oh, hey look, a door."

Felicia: "No, that's a gate."

Ryon, laughing: "You fucking asshole."

Character names

  • Aya: "Anoos"

Rating

Felicia: "something about mitochondria"

Ryon: "missing keys something-something, straight up"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:24 Opening theme
0:33 Host intro
1:57 "A word from our station" - Spooked promo
2:32 Game begins
3:23 "Cultural Lesson of the Week"
17:08 Rating and outro
17:31 End card/promo
17:40 Closing theme
17:42 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • The Parasite Eve game box

  • A chance to rename Aya

  • Ryan Copple's pro-tip: "You're [sic] accuracy is worse when you're farther away"

  • Felicia regretting she didn't steal the clown's hat before he was incinerated

  • A pamphlet on mitochondria

  • This game is making them sleepy

  • Aya's vagina is a black hole

External links

References

Social media

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