Felicia and Ryon play Goldeneye.
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||July 8, 2013|
Felicia: "Alright, go."
Ryon: "Hi! Welcome to Co-Optitude, the segment with the fucking—"
Felicia: "To the show. To the show!"
Ryon: "to the show where we play video games together. M-me and my sister. [pause] Hi, welcome to Co-Optitude, the game where I, Ryon Day, play video games together with my— did I say segment again?"
Felicia: "You said 'game'."
Ryon, defeated: "Here, you do it."
Felicia: "And we're going to play..."
Ryon: "Remington Steele: The Game."
Felicia: "I wish it was Remington Steele: The Game."
Felicia, as Bond appears in game intro: "Look at him, he's hot."
Ryon: "He's so hot, all five pixels of his face. That's because there's not enough resolution to show all the wrinkles."
Felicia: "Shut up. Shut up! He's really hot. You're ridiculous."
Felicia, as low-polygon woman appears on screen: "Whoa! Look at those breasts! Oh my god, it's so pointy you could open an envelope."
Felicia, as another low-polygon figure appears on screen: "It looks like somebody inflated a condom and drew a face on it."
Felicia, as she fumbles with the controls: "I know people are screaming at me right now. Just fuck off."
Felicia: "My hands are not big enough for this [controller]."
Ryon: "You have to have the hands of a pianist. 'Do you have an eight-octave span? Then you can play fucking Golden Eye.'"
Ryon, as Bond looks at his watch: "'Is it time for my Metamucil yet?'"
Felicia: "Why!? He's not old! He's not old!"
Ryon, looking at the ground: "Oh, is that a covert modem? Is that what it is? [laughing] Is that a covert modem? [looking down] Oh my aching back. [looking up] Oh god, where are my Doans."
Felicia: "Alright, Pierce. I'm in your brain. Let's do this."
Felicia: "Oh god, it's so weird! Tiny Bond is so weird! It's like a Bratz doll. It's awful!"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|3:14||"Spoiler of the Week"|
- They frequently referenced "Gerhart", the name written on the cartridge, and ask the real Gerhart to make himself known. He later does and appears in a bonus video with Felicia at San Diego Comic Con.
- Felicia Day, Ryon Day and A License to Kill: Co-Optitude Episode 7 - Goldeneye on YouTube
- GoldenEye 007 (1997 video game) on Wikipedia