Episode 38

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Felicia and Ryon play Alundra.

This is part 2 of a two-part playthrough. Part 2 is Episode 37. They decided to do a two-parter because the game ended without saving, and they wanted to see more of it.

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Platform PlayStation
Published Working Designs, 1998
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Andrew Jewell
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired March 17, 2014
Duration 15:36
Views 95,806
Likes 2,535
Comments 131


Ryon: "So we were pulled off of our ship which was faulty because the guy just didn't fix the hole in the wall. Didn't fix the crack in the wall."

Felicia: "He's like, 'Later.'"

Ryon: "That's what you get for picking up sailors in front of Home Depot, okay. You just don't do it. Don't do it."

Ryon: "So in our last exciting episode—"

Felicia: "—we were trapped in Jess's house."

Both singing to tune of Jessie's Girl: "We were- Jess's house! Da-da-da-da-da."

Felicia: "Try to blow that up. That looks blowable."

Felicia, about monkeys swarmed around Lyman: "What are they doing? Are they pleasuring him or torturing him? I can't tell."

Ryon, while riding mine cart: "Stop this crazy thing!"

Felicia: "Put the bomb in the actual right place. You can bomb that cottage cheese out of the way. It's a cauliflower head."

Felicia: "Can I get through here?"

Ryon: "No, you gotta go back."

Felicia: "No, I don't want to go back! Just— Just climb! Just climb! Alundra, you can do it! It's not even that high!"

Ryon: "His clown shoes can't get purchase. He's not a boulderer obviously."

Ryon, in child's voice: "Mommy, can we go on the mine cart ride again? That was fun!"

Felicia, as mother: "What about the fucking teacup?"

Ryon: "Ugh."

Felicia: "Ugh."

Ryon: "The worst."

Felicia, entering mine cart with enemies on the tracks: "Watch this."

Ryon: "See ya, shit lord! See ya, shit lord! I think it's like a universal law that any game with a mine has to have a mine cart ride."

Ryon: "Alright, what's the sign— [singing] What does the sign say?"

Felicia makes falsetto yipping sounds

Ryon, regarding Billy Zane: "Was Titanic his high-water mark?"

Ryon, as Alundra gets out of mine cart: "Alright, Alundra. Did you have fun buddy? Let's get back in line. Get on the ride again. Whee!"

Felicia: "It's like when little kids wanna do the same thing over and over. 'You wanna be swung up again? Wow, okay.'"

Ryon: "Ya know, there is something to be said, like as an adult, wouldn't you really want a giant to pick you up? Right? You can feel me, right? You feel me, right?"

Felicia, laughing: "I want us to Photoshop a picture of huge, giant Billy Zane throwing adult you up."

Ryon: "Yeah, right!?"

Felicia, as Ryon opens chest: "Oh, herb."

Ryon: "I love it. I love it. It's like Cheech and Chong: The Video Game."

Ryon: "God, I love this game."

Felicia: "Why is it so good? You know why we've been liking it so much this session? Because we haven't interacted with any townsperson."

Felicia, reading Jess's dialog: "'Oh dear, Alundra.' This guy's so clingy! He's the worst bear date ever!"

Felicia: "I'd like to buy some things, with— [singing] I'm gonna get some herbs."

Ryon, singing: "I've got 20 gilders in my pocket. I'm gonna buy some herbs."


Ryan Copple: "In the mean time, I would stop mowing things."

Ryon: "But we got stuff. It was for a purpose. Everything happens for a reason, RyCo."

Ryon, reading Jess's dialog: "'Take the flowers to [Olen]—' Is he trying to set us up on a date?"

Ryan Copple: "Olen's the dead guy."

Ryon: "Oh. Necrophilia?"

Felicia: "I'm gonna take a shit right here. Is that respect?"

Felicia, reading: "'Saint Green says… "Brown respects my teaching—"'"

Ryon, laughing: "So you are supposed to shit there."

Ryon: "Did you know that if Saint Blue and Saint Red they give birth to Saint Purple?"

Felicia: "Alright, well I wanna watch that after we finish this puzzle."

Felicia: "I think Brown is on the bottom, because it's a little shitty color."


Ryon: "A whole Washington state herb farm"

Felicia: "3 clingy villagers' thumbs up out of 3"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:13 Opening theme
0:22 Host intro
1:25 Game begins
5:51 "What the sign says of the week"
15:26 End card/promo
15:34 Closing theme
15:36 End video


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