Episode 100

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Felicia and Ryon replay Goof Troop for this 100th episode celebration.

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Goof Troop
Platform SNES
Published Capcom, 1993
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired July 6, 2015
Duration 13:03
Views 127,047
Likes 3,869
Comments 320


Ryon: "You look like the dancing animated frog from the WB."

Felicia: "Nobody knows that anymore."

Ryon: "Everybody knows that. Everybody does, and you're gonna get a lot of tweets."

Felicia: "Do you have fond memories of this episode?"

Ryon: "I think this is one of the better episodes we did."

Felicia: "What do you think was especially charming about it?"

Ryon: "Uh, I don't know, the fact that I hate Goofy and still do hate Goofy? So this is gonna be a return to those—"

Felicia: "Whoa, so this is not like a full-circle— like you have changed."

Ryon: "Oh no. If not, I have more rancor towards Goofy than ever before."

Felicia: "You have not 'come to Goofy'—"

Ryon: "No, I have not. I have not become a Goofer yet."

Felicia, as Max: "'Hey, dad! Let's murder!'"

Ryon: "You fucking shit."

Felicia: "Come on, dude!"

Ryon: "You have not learned anything in three years, have you? Have you?"

Felicia: "Nope! I've learned to hate, I've learned bitterness, I've learned—"

Ryon: "I learned that from watching Goofy."

Ryon: "Fucking motherfucker! Get out of the way, kid!"

Felicia: "Okay, you know what we haven't improved? Our language."

Ryon, as Goofy: "'Son, yer a tremendous disappointment.'"

Felicia, as Max: "'Hey, Dad! Am I murdering as good as you, Dad?'"

Ryon, as Goofy: "'Well, son. Fifty bodies buried in Iowa say no. Huh-huh, a-hyuck!'"

Felicia: "Okay. What time is it? [looks at clock hanging around neck] It's time to solve this puzzle."

Felicia: "Dawg, this is complicated, and I've had wine. This is like—"

Ryon: "Oh wow, you're now at the cognitive ability of a three-year-old. You don't have object permanence anymore. If you like close your eyes you think I'm not there anymore."

Felicia: "Yeah, it's true."

Ryon: "What are you laughing about? What are you laughing at, dude? What's so funny? You drunk motherfucker. You're a giggly drunk. You're one of those annoying giggly drunks. I'm a depressive drunk. I'm gonna get more surly as time goes on, and you're gonna get fucking more bubbly and disgustingly stupid."

Felicia, laughing: "I'm adorably drunk."

Ryon: "You're gonna be a woo girl here in a second, dude. Fucking 'How I Met Your Mother' shit going on. 'WOOOO! I SOLVED A PUZZLE! WOOOO!'"

Felicia: "Wait, where does this one go?"

Ryon: "Up your ass, fucker."

Felicia: "This is impossible. I'm looking at it like a physicist and this is fucking—"

Ryon: "No you're— Yeah, you're doing some fucking Beautiful Mind [shit], aren't you? In your head? There's gonna be a cutaway to like computer numbers flashing around? Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop! Dumb fuck. Alright."

Felicia: "Nobody talks to me like that!"

Ryon: "Hypothesis falsified 'cause I am right now."

Felicia: "Okay, question."

Ryon: "What?"

Felicia: "We fucking need to solve this."

Ryon: "That's not a question! That's a statement."

Felicia: "You're the worst human alive."

Ryon: "Not a question also."

Felicia: "This one ultimately goes here, I guarantee you. Um, then we gotta go around the corner."

Ryon: "Yeah."

Felicia: "And—"

Ryon: "Uh-huh."

Felicia: "Do that."

Ryon, laughing: "Good one, dude. That is so smart. That is so fucking smart. Holy shit, dude, I think you're onto something here. I think you might have it!"

Felicia: "You're not even attempting a thing! You're not attempting a thing!"

Ryon: "I'm doing some number shit in my head, is what I'm doing. There's math flying around in my head right now."

Felicia: "Why are we drinking alcohol!? We couldn't do this sober! It's not like we're smarter three years later! We're just stupider! We're dumber people! Our brains are smaller! Our bodies are deader! We are never gonna solve this!"

Ryon: "Speak for yourself, dude. Now listen, my hypothesis is that we're smarter because two years ago we were two levels behind this. [taps forehead]"

Felicia, after a pause: "We used a cheat code."

Felicia: "Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Solved. Okay, you do yours."

Ryon: "Wow, you just did the easiest part of the puzzle that we already solved, and now it's my turn to have a revelation? You're intellectually dishonest, dude. You're the most intellectually bankrupt person I've ever known."

Ryon: "Screw-cap wine. We're reduced to drinking screw-cap wine."

Felicia: "This is fucking Co-Optitude, not like Friends!"

Felicia: "This one goes here. Do you see my English?"

Felicia, to off-screen person: "We're trying to figure out this quadrant!"

Off-screen person: "Just wait. It's really easy. Kick this over, and then up."

Felicia and Ryon together: "Ohhhhhhh."

Felicia: "Okay get out."

Felicia: "It wouldn't be a Co-Optitude episode if we actually beat a boss with skill."

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:13 Opening theme
0:23 Host intro
2:00 Game begins
4:48 "Mine Cart Massacre of the Week"
13:32 Outro
12:53 End card/promo
12:56 Closing theme
13:03 End video


  • This is celebrated as the 100th episode. As explained in Episode number, the numbering in the YouTube video titles omitted the Mono-ptitude episode from the numbering, which would have made this episode 99. So it seems the Mono-ptitude episode was retroactively promoted to a proper episode at some point.
  • This was the first episode with Felicia and Ryon after a prolonged absence of over a month. Both were traveling, and during that time a "best of" compilation was released as well as the first four episodes with substitute hosts, Jessica Merizan and Hector Navarro.


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