|Published||Atlus USA, 2011|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||June 29, 2015|
Jessica: "Weird game! We're playing Catherine, a weird game, and that's why Hector's wearing this kigurumi, 'cause the guys are all sheep, and the girls are all, um— [gestures from her chest]"
Hector: "Smart. They're smart."
Jessica: "Well rounded."
Hector: "That is an intense necklace."
Jessica: "I am not looking at her necklace."
Jessica: "For some reason, I was like, what if his underwear just ripped right now. I don't know why. That was really pervy of me to think, but I was just like, because that was strenuous."
Hector, looking at protagonist's drab apartment: "The sad thing is his deal right now, his situation, this is kind of like an upgrade to what I've got going on right now. I'm like, 'Oh, he's got a nice little table right by his bed! That's smart!' I'm taking interior design notes from this guy."
Jessica: "I can just twist over and eat my dinner. Din din and then good night!"
Hector: "Yeah, it's great! TV and then go to sleep. Din din and good night, yeah."
Jessica: "Whoa, that flip phone totally took me out of the immersion of the game. I'm sorry, this is over."
Hector: "I know, it's in the future so there's space tourism, but people have flip phones? Come on."
Jessica: "Yeah, fuck you guys."
Hector: "Yeah, fuck you guys."
Jessica: "Oh, look at that grandma behind us. What's she doing in the Stray Sheep?"
Hector: "She's trying to get her dick wet. That was gross. Granny's tryin' to get it done! Unh! [grandmotherly voice] 'Well, I don't know, maybe I'll just go to the Stray Sheep and—'"
Jessica, in grandmotherly voice: "'—and get my dick wet.'"
Hector: "'—and get my dick wet.'"
Off-camera: "Yeah, we're keeping that."
Hector: "Oh my gosh. 'Does life begin or end at marriage?' You can put whatever you like, but I know my answer."
Jessica: "Oh my god."
Hector: "How do you feel, Jess? I mean, answer honestly."
Jessica: "It's not about me! Don't you wanna get out of the nightmare?"
Hector: "I don't care. It's just a video game. I wanna answer truthfully."
Jessica: "God, do you wanna just like tell the ladies your Tinder as well?"
Hector, unconvincingly: "No. No. No."
Off-camera: "Yes, you do!"
Jessica, to protagonist: "I wanna see your underwear! I wanna see what you slept in! [laughing] I— I just—"
Hector: "Whoa, Jess. Take it easy, man! Gosh! It's okay!"
Jessica: "I just wanna— I just wanna see what kind—"
Hector: "Hey, hey, shh-shh, you're gonna see it."
Jessica: "I just wanna wake up."
Hector: "You're gonna see it. Don't worry."
Jessica: "I know, but I just want to."
Hector: "We're gonna see what he's packin'. Don't worry, okay? This is a dirty-bird game. We're gonna check it out."
Game prompts for answer to "Where do you feel the most calm: in a dark, quiet room, or a bright and noisy room?"
Hector: "What's your answer?"
Jessica: "What's your answer?"
Hector: "Okay, we say left or right on 3. Ready?"
Hector: "1, 2, 3, left."
Jessica, at the same time: "Blehbleh. Okay."
Hector: "Come on! That's not fair! That's not fair!"
Jessica, mockingly: "That's not fair!"
Hector, like sheep: "Come o-o-o-o-o-on! Come o-o-o-o-on!"
Hector: "This su-u-u-u-ucks!"
Jessica: "Oh my god, she just forked us! She just forked us! Fuck."
Jessica: "What the fork."
Jessica: "How did you get up so fast? Are you that scared of women?"
Hector: "10 skeedles out of 9 skedaddles"
Jessica: "10 pairs of silky clean underwear"
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|10:47||Rating and outro|