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==Quotes==
  
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Ryon: "This is the show formerly where I played retro games with my sister."
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Felicia: "And this is the show where I've played four years of games with my brother."
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Ryon: "Played. Four years of games. Regrettable four years."
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Felicia: "No! Not at all."
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Ryon: "Well, that was what you implied with your voice tone."
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Felicia: "That's not true. I don't know why you're projecting. Maybe ''you'' have regrets in your life that you're trying to look back—"
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Ryon: "Oh wait, you trying to turn this around on me?"
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Felicia: "Yeah. Tell me about your feelings."
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Ryon: "Oh wow, I'm feeling extreme anger right now. I'll tell you that."
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Felicia: "Do you think it'll be when you get in there you're gonna be like, 'Holy crap, this is gonna transform my life' or do you think, 'Oh, this is a gimmick.'"
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Ryon: "I'm gonna think it's in between the two. When you think retro games, right, like what do you think?"
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Felicia: "I think like Pitfall, Tank—"
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Ryon: "Like pixelated? You know what you don't think when you think retro games? Is like that {{Curse|shitty}} [[N64]] 3D, like, ugh god. It's like avocado colored carpet."
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Felicia: "You think it's gonna be clunky, unusable, and a transitionary technology."
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Ryon: "I think it's the puberty, balls dropping of VR. That's what it is."
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Felicia: "Okay, that's Ryon's assessment."
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Ryon: "That's my suspicion, yes."
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Felicia: "For the record, we're not being paid for any of this."
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Ryon: "They would never pay me to say this."
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Felicia: "Alright, just put it on your head."
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Ryon: "I know! I've worn hats."
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Ryon: "So I assume I'm in a future when people don't work anymore? God. Born too soon!"
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Ryon: "Cool Ranch Triangles? Get away from my porno."
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NPC: "Could I also get one of those meat cylinders please?"
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Ryon: "I'll give you a meat cylinder."
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Felicia: "OW!"
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Ryon: "Get out of my way. He wants a—"
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Felicia: "I'm trying to turn the TV up, and you punched my tit!"
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Ryon: "The risk of VR, man."
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NPC: "I'll take my daily lottery ticket as well."
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Ryon: "Oh yeah, I'm sure you're gonna hit it big. Good luck with that. What do you want? Lumberjackpot? What, Smuggle? Whatever, lady."
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NPC: "Oh dear, I'm feeling a little faint today, dearie."
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Ryon: "I don't care. Not in my job description."
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NPC: "Do you think you could scratch that lottery ticket for me? You can use my quarter."
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Ryon: "Oh, can I keep it, lady? God, you're just like a {{Curse|fucking}} baby boomer. This is a baby boomer robot. Jesus, my life is awful. [scratches ticket] Oh, you lose. You're a loser."
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Ryon, as Felicia is pouring an invisible sugar shaker in her mouth: "Just another day at [[Geek & Sundry]], right guys? It's every day, right? Yeah, everybody's nodding yes, this is exactly she's like."
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Felicia: "Shut up!"
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Felicia, picking up phone: "Hello?"
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NPC on phone: "Number 1 please? I need number 1. Line 1 for me, please."
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Felicia: "Okay, yeah, what?"
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NPC on phone: "Gimme number 1."
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Felicia: "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on another line."
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NPC: "I need to talk to somebody at line number 1. Hello there, can you get me number 1."
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Felicia hits "1" button
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NPC: "Thank you very much!"
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Felicia, hanging up phone: "What a {{Curse|bitch}}."
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Felicia: "Yeaaaaaah, yeaaaaah. Look at my balls!"
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Felicia: "Olive oil? You should drink some of that."
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Ryon: "Oh yeah? I think you're right. [drinking] Oh, that's good, dude. Just rub it on myself."
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Felicia: "Please don't oil yourself up! Come on!"
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NPC: "Timmy is also allergic to warmth. Could you just serve the ingredients raw?"
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Ryon: "Oh my god this {{Curse|fucking}} guy. Precious Timmy!"
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Felicia: "If you could have a virtual {{Curse|shit}}, would you put your hand in it and splash it around."
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Ryon: "I mean, I do it every day at home. I don't need VR for that, dude. I mean, come on."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Ryon: "10 hot peppers"
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Felicia: "44 unfulfilling jobs turned into magic"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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|-
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:08 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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|-
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| 0:16 || Host intro
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|-
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| 1:51 || Game begins
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|-
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| 4:31 || "Virtual Reality Risk of the Week"
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|-
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| 14:21 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 14:58 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 15:10 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 15:15 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 127 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 127 - game art.jpg|Job Simulator game art
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Episode 127 - cable management.jpg|Felicia trying to manage Ryon's VR cable without getting in the way
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Episode 127 - magazine.jpg|Ryon checking out a steamy magazine
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Episode 127 - tit punch.jpg|"You punched my tit!"
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Episode 127 - sugar.jpg|Felicia partaking of an invisible sugar shaker, much to Ryon's amusement
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Episode 127 - password.jpg|Felicia mistypes her password
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Episode 127 - balls.jpg|"Look at my balls!"
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Episode 127 - cock.jpg|Felicia draws a cock and balls
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Episode 127 - oil.jpg|Ryon slathers his body in virtual olive oil
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Episode 127 - ring.jpg|"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it"
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Episode 127 - wine.jpg|Ryon throwing a wine bottle at the proposing couple. "Don't do it!"
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</gallery>
  
 
==External links==
 
==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RBEWRK19oQ Let's Play JOB SIMULATOR! (Co-Optitude w/ Ryon & Felicia Day)] on YouTube
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RBEWRK19oQ Let's Play JOB SIMULATOR! (Co-Optitude w/ Ryon & Felicia Day)] on YouTube
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_Simulator Job Simulator] on Wikipedia
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_Simulator Job Simulator] on Wikipedia
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===References===
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitfall! Pitfall!] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_(video_game) Tank (video game)] on Wikipedia
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) (Video Version)] on YouTube - song "if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it" comes from
  
 
===Social media===
 
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]]
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]]
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]
 
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[[Category:Complete episode article]]
 
[[Category:Videos recorded on the Twitch set]]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:53, 3 May 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Job Simulator.


Episode 127 title card.jpg

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Job Simulator
Platform PC
Published Owlchemy Labs, 2016
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 23, 2016
Duration 15:15
Views 125,994
Likes 3,381
Comments 277

Quotes

Ryon: "This is the show formerly where I played retro games with my sister."

Felicia: "And this is the show where I've played four years of games with my brother."

Ryon: "Played. Four years of games. Regrettable four years."

Felicia: "No! Not at all."

Ryon: "Well, that was what you implied with your voice tone."

Felicia: "That's not true. I don't know why you're projecting. Maybe you have regrets in your life that you're trying to look back—"

Ryon: "Oh wait, you trying to turn this around on me?"

Felicia: "Yeah. Tell me about your feelings."

Ryon: "Oh wow, I'm feeling extreme anger right now. I'll tell you that."


Felicia: "Do you think it'll be when you get in there you're gonna be like, 'Holy crap, this is gonna transform my life' or do you think, 'Oh, this is a gimmick.'"

Ryon: "I'm gonna think it's in between the two. When you think retro games, right, like what do you think?"

Felicia: "I think like Pitfall, Tank—"

Ryon: "Like pixelated? You know what you don't think when you think retro games? Is like that shitty N64 3D, like, ugh god. It's like avocado colored carpet."

Felicia: "You think it's gonna be clunky, unusable, and a transitionary technology."

Ryon: "I think it's the puberty, balls dropping of VR. That's what it is."

Felicia: "Okay, that's Ryon's assessment."

Ryon: "That's my suspicion, yes."

Felicia: "For the record, we're not being paid for any of this."

Ryon: "They would never pay me to say this."


Felicia: "Alright, just put it on your head."

Ryon: "I know! I've worn hats."


Ryon: "So I assume I'm in a future when people don't work anymore? God. Born too soon!"


Ryon: "Cool Ranch Triangles? Get away from my porno."


NPC: "Could I also get one of those meat cylinders please?"

Ryon: "I'll give you a meat cylinder."


Felicia: "OW!"

Ryon: "Get out of my way. He wants a—"

Felicia: "I'm trying to turn the TV up, and you punched my tit!"

Ryon: "The risk of VR, man."


NPC: "I'll take my daily lottery ticket as well."

Ryon: "Oh yeah, I'm sure you're gonna hit it big. Good luck with that. What do you want? Lumberjackpot? What, Smuggle? Whatever, lady."

NPC: "Oh dear, I'm feeling a little faint today, dearie."

Ryon: "I don't care. Not in my job description."

NPC: "Do you think you could scratch that lottery ticket for me? You can use my quarter."

Ryon: "Oh, can I keep it, lady? God, you're just like a fucking baby boomer. This is a baby boomer robot. Jesus, my life is awful. [scratches ticket] Oh, you lose. You're a loser."


Ryon, as Felicia is pouring an invisible sugar shaker in her mouth: "Just another day at Geek & Sundry, right guys? It's every day, right? Yeah, everybody's nodding yes, this is exactly she's like."

Felicia: "Shut up!"


Felicia, picking up phone: "Hello?"

NPC on phone: "Number 1 please? I need number 1. Line 1 for me, please."

Felicia: "Okay, yeah, what?"

NPC on phone: "Gimme number 1."

Felicia: "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on another line."

NPC: "I need to talk to somebody at line number 1. Hello there, can you get me number 1."

Felicia hits "1" button

NPC: "Thank you very much!"

Felicia, hanging up phone: "What a bitch."


Felicia: "Yeaaaaaah, yeaaaaah. Look at my balls!"


Felicia: "Olive oil? You should drink some of that."

Ryon: "Oh yeah? I think you're right. [drinking] Oh, that's good, dude. Just rub it on myself."

Felicia: "Please don't oil yourself up! Come on!"


NPC: "Timmy is also allergic to warmth. Could you just serve the ingredients raw?"

Ryon: "Oh my god this fucking guy. Precious Timmy!"


Felicia: "If you could have a virtual shit, would you put your hand in it and splash it around."

Ryon: "I mean, I do it every day at home. I don't need VR for that, dude. I mean, come on."

Rating

Ryon: "10 hot peppers"

Felicia: "44 unfulfilling jobs turned into magic"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:08 Opening theme
0:16 Host intro
1:51 Game begins
4:31 "Virtual Reality Risk of the Week"
14:21 Rating and outro
14:58 Closing theme
15:10 End card/promo
15:15 End video

Gallery

External links

References

Social media