Episode 7
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Goldeneye | |
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Platform | N64 |
Published | Nintendo, 1997 |
Credits | |
Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
Director | Sean Becker |
Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
Editing | Sean Becker James Deuling |
Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
Music | Jason Charles Miller |
Production assistant | Annie Liu |
Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
First aired | July 8, 2013 |
Duration | 15:41 |
Views | 251,492 |
Likes | 6,086 |
Comments | 1,541 |
Quotes
Felicia: "Alright, go."
Ryon: "Hi! Welcome to Co-Optitude, the segment with the fucking—"
Felicia: "To the show. To the show!"
Ryon: "to the show where we play video games together. M-me and my sister. [pause] Hi, welcome to Co-Optitude, the game where I, Ryon Day, play video games together with my— did I say segment again?"
Felicia: "You said 'game'."
Ryon, defeated: "Here, you do it."
Felicia: "And we're going to play..."
Ryon: "Remington Steele: The Game."
Felicia: "I wish it was Remington Steele: The Game."
Felicia, as Bond appears in game intro: "Look at him, he's hot."
Ryon: "He's so hot, all five pixels of his face. That's because there's not enough resolution to show all the wrinkles."
Felicia: "Shut up. Shut up! He's really hot. You're ridiculous."
Felicia, as low-polygon woman appears on screen: "Whoa! Look at those breasts! Oh my god, it's so pointy you could open an envelope."
Felicia, as another low-polygon figure appears on screen: "It looks like somebody inflated a condom and drew a face on it."
Felicia, as she fumbles with the controls: "I know people are screaming at me right now. Just fuck off."
Felicia: "My hands are not big enough for this [controller]."
Ryon: "You have to have the hands of a pianist. 'Do you have an eight-octave span? Then you can play fucking Golden Eye.'"
Ryon, as Bond looks at his watch: "'Is it time for my Metamucil yet?'"
Felicia: "Why!? He's not old! He's not old!"
Ryon, looking at the ground: "Oh, is that a covert modem? Is that what it is? [laughing] Is that a covert modem? [looking down] Oh my aching back. [looking up] Oh god, where are my Doans."
Felicia: "Alright, Pierce. I'm in your brain. Let's do this."
Felicia: "Oh god, it's so weird! Tiny Bond is so weird! It's like a Bratz doll. It's awful!"
Rating
No rating was given.
Cue points
0:00 | "This week" preview |
0:08 | Opening theme |
0:16 | Host intro |
2:11 | Game begins |
3:14 | "Spoiler of the Week" |
12:20 | Multiplayer |
14:40 | Rating and outro |
15:15 | End card/promo |
15:27 | Closing theme |
15:41 | End video |
Trivia
- They frequently referenced "Gerhart", the name written on the cartridge, and ask the real Gerhart to make himself known. He later does and appears in a bonus video with Felicia at San Diego Comic Con.
Gallery
External links
- Felicia Day, Ryon Day and A License to Kill: Co-Optitude Episode 7 - Goldeneye on YouTube
- GoldenEye 007 (1997 video game) on Wikipedia