Episode 38

Felicia and Ryon play Alundra.

This is part 2 of a two-part playthrough. Part 2 is Episode 37. They decided to do a two-parter because the game ended without saving, and they wanted to see more of it.

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Alundra
Platform	PlayStation
Published	Working Designs, 1998
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Andrew Jewell
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	March 17, 2014
Duration	15:36
Views	95,806
Likes	2,535
Comments	131

Quotes

Ryon: "So we were pulled off of our ship which was faulty because the guy just didn't fix the hole in the wall. Didn't fix the crack in the wall."

Felicia: "He's like, 'Later.'"

Ryon: "That's what you get for picking up sailors in front of Home Depot, okay. You just don't do it. Don't do it."

Ryon: "So in our last exciting episode—"

Felicia: "—we were trapped in Jess's house."

Both singing to tune of Jessie's Girl: "We were- Jess's house! Da-da-da-da-da."

Felicia: "Try to blow that up. That looks blowable."

Felicia, about monkeys swarmed around Lyman: "What are they doing? Are they pleasuring him or torturing him? I can't tell."

Ryon, while riding mine cart: "Stop this crazy thing!"

Felicia: "Put the bomb in the actual right place. You can bomb that cottage cheese out of the way. It's a cauliflower head."

Felicia: "Can I get through here?"

Ryon: "No, you gotta go back."

Felicia: "No, I don't want to go back! Just— Just climb! Just climb! Alundra, you can do it! It's not even that high!"

Ryon: "His clown shoes can't get purchase. He's not a boulderer obviously."

Ryon, in child's voice: "Mommy, can we go on the mine cart ride again? That was fun!"

Felicia, as mother: "What about the fucking teacup?"

Ryon: "Ugh."

Felicia: "Ugh."

Ryon: "The worst."

Felicia, entering mine cart with enemies on the tracks: "Watch this."

Ryon: "See ya, shit lord! See ya, shit lord! I think it's like a universal law that any game with a mine has to have a mine cart ride."

Ryon: "Alright, what's the sign— [singing] What does the sign say?"

Felicia makes falsetto yipping sounds

Ryon, regarding Billy Zane: "Was Titanic his high-water mark?"

Ryon, as Alundra gets out of mine cart: "Alright, Alundra. Did you have fun buddy? Let's get back in line. Get on the ride again. Whee!"

Felicia: "It's like when little kids wanna do the same thing over and over. 'You wanna be swung up again? Wow, okay.'"

Ryon: "Ya know, there is something to be said, like as an adult, wouldn't you really want a giant to pick you up? Right? You can feel me, right? You feel me, right?"

Felicia, laughing: "I want us to Photoshop a picture of huge, giant Billy Zane throwing adult you up."

Ryon: "Yeah, right!?"

Felicia, as Ryon opens chest: "Oh, herb."

Ryon: "I love it. I love it. It's like Cheech and Chong: The Video Game."

Ryon: "God, I love this game."

Felicia: "Why is it so good? You know why we've been liking it so much this session? Because we haven't interacted with any townsperson."

Felicia, reading Jess's dialog: "'Oh dear, Alundra.' This guy's so clingy! He's the worst bear date ever!"

Felicia: "I'd like to buy some things, with— [singing] I'm gonna get some herbs."

Ryon, singing: "I've got 20 gilders in my pocket. I'm gonna buy some herbs."

Ryon: "Oh, can you mow? HA HA! FUCK YOUR GARDEN! FUCK YOUR GARDEN!"

Ryan Copple: "In the mean time, I would stop mowing things."

Ryon: "But we got stuff. It was for a purpose. Everything happens for a reason, RyCo."

Ryon, reading Jess's dialog: "'Take the flowers to [Olen]—' Is he trying to set us up on a date?"

Ryan Copple: "Olen's the dead guy."

Ryon: "Oh. Necrophilia?"

Felicia: "I'm gonna take a shit right here. Is that respect?"

Felicia, reading: "'Saint Green says… "Brown respects my teaching—"'"

Ryon, laughing: "So you are supposed to shit there."

Ryon: "Did you know that if Saint Blue and Saint Red they give birth to Saint Purple?"

Felicia: "Alright, well I wanna watch that after we finish this puzzle."

Felicia: "I think Brown is on the bottom, because it's a little shitty color."

Rating

Ryon: "A whole Washington state herb farm"

Felicia: "3 clingy villagers' thumbs up out of 3"

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:13	Opening theme
0:22	Host intro
1:25	Game begins
5:51	"What the sign says of the week"
15:26	End card/promo
15:34	Closing theme
15:36	End video

Gallery

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  Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

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  Ryon's bomb-centric combat style

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  Mine cart rides

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  "Cottage cheese"/"cauliflower head" boulder

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  The font has legibility issues

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  Plowing through enemies in the mine cart

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  "Was Titanic [Billy Zane's] high-water mark?"

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  Baby Ryon being tossed in the air by a giant Billy Zane

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  Zazan's flow be fresh

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  Jess being clingy again

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  Felicia bombing the saints over their intractable puzzle

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  "Oh, they're gonna do a show."

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  "Oh, it's the Sixth Sense of video games!"

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  "A Washington state herb farm up"

External links

• Alundra Part 2 - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 38 on YouTube
• Alundra on Wikipedia

References

• Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl (Official Video) on YouTube
• George Jetson on Wikipedia - character whose catchphrase is "Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
• Bouldering on Wikipedia
• Mad Tea Party on Wikipedia - aka "the teacup ride"
• Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) (Official music video HD) on YouTube
• Billy Zane on Wikipedia
• Cheech & Chong on Wikipedia
• Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop feat. Wanz (Official Video) on YouTube - the "20 gilders in my pocket" reference
• The Sixth Sense on Wikipedia

Social media

• Geek & Sundry's tweet
• Felicia's Facebook post
• Geek & Sundry's Facebook post