Felicia and Ryon play Cook, Serve, Delicious!
|Cook, Serve, Delicious!|
|Published||Vertigo Gaming, 2012|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||May 18, 2015|
Felicia: "Hey, welcome to Co-Optitude!"
Ryon: "You wouldn't know it's Co-Optitude though because we're not on the Co-Optitude set!"
Felicia: "We're on the new Co-Optitude set."
Ryon: "We're on the old Twitch set."
Felicia: "No, we're on the current Twitch set which doubles for Co-Optitude to be efficient."
Ryon: "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
Felicia: "You're resentful. You feel like you got downgraded."
Ryon: "No! I am so good!"
Felicia: "It's a bigger set! You can do a cartwheel and everything! Go do a cartwheel."
Ryon: "How many cartwheels have I— I'm not your monkey, dude! I'm not gonna do a fucking cartwheel! I'm on STRIKE!"
Felicia: "Thank you for the dude who— I forget his name, but he gave me this on Steam."
Ryon: "I'm so glad your fans mean so much to you, especially when they give you free games."
Felicia: "It's DT! T— Tender Dave, or something like that."
Ryon: "Tender Dave!?"
Felicia: "We'll put a chyron up and say who the name is! Hey, thanks [mouths silently]. K? We'll just ADR that later."
Felicia, as they watch food tumbling on title screen: "I'm gonna work my way up to lobster no matter what. I don't know, onion? Just plain onion?"
Ryon: "Just a plain onion. No frying."
Felicia: "Fish head. Nobody's gonna order a fish frickin' head."
Ryon: "Raw onion, fish heads. Obviously you've never been to a Chinese restaurant."
Felicia: "I have. I've been to a Chinese restaurant. I don't think people eat the fish head. I think they—"
Ryon: "Dude. I beg to differ. The cheeks are the best part of the fish, dawg. I swear to you."
Felicia feigns retching
Ryon: "You're the shittiest, dude."
Felicia: "No, I'm not the shittiest. I like other—"
Ryon: "If you like fish cheeks, guys, leave a comment. If you're a fish cheek fan, leave a comment."
Ryon, looking at food options: "What are we, in a bowling alley? Are we running a bowling alley or something?"
Felicia: "We have to start out like this. Now I would recommend fish, because—"
Ryon: "Dude, you need to shut up, dude. We're not serving fish, man. We're serving American food here. We want hot dog. Corn dog."
Felicia: "No, we don't need too many fatty things at the same time! We get negative buzz!"
Ryon: "Corn dog, dude. Corn dog."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll get you a corn dog, but—"
Ryon: "Alright, corn dog. Corn dog."
Felicia: "Flush your own shit!"
Ryon: "Oh wait, Chester the Molester's waiting for his food."
Ryon: "Small diet with ice. Coming right up, sir! See how good that was?"
Felicia: "That was a woman."
Ryon: "Turds! Turds everywhere. Corn dog, dawg."
Felicia: "You did not sanitize your hands! YOU DIDN'T SANITIZE YOUR HANDS!"
Ryon: "It's okay. A little salmonella between friends is fine, dude. I'm Typhoid Mary, dude."
Ryon: "Small water? You cheap fuck. Water my fucking ass. Are you gonna tip me? Are you gonna tip me for that water? Small grape!? What are you, a child?"
Felicia: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm like this! I'm like Floyd Maryweather!"
Ryon: "Floyd Maryweather?"
Ryon: "This dude came in at closing. What a dick."
Felicia: "Sopapillaaaaaaaaaaa, ya-ha!"
Felicia: "Sopapillas! Sopapillas! Sopapillaaaaaaaaaa!"
Ryon, laughing: "GOD, STOP IT!"
Felicia, tenderizing chicken breast: "Four five six. Oh no. Did I do five or six?"
Ryon: "I don't know, dude. It's too late. [customer is disappointed] Oh no, it's too tender! One thing that has never come out of anybody's mouth is 'This chicken is too tender.' That has never come out of anybody's mouth."
Felicia: "We still got a rush hour to go. We might have only had two failures. Just get up there. Get up there. There's failure everywhere in life. And that's all."
Ryon: "Oh god, I served a frozen sopapilla, dude."
Felicia: "[gasp] What did you do!? What did you do?"
Ryon: "Oh no, I fucked up, dude!"
Felicia: "What are you doing!? You're disintegrating!"
Ryon: "I'm just awful! Oh no!"
Felicia: "You are disintegrating!"
Ryon: "Oh no! Oh no!"
Felicia: "What's going on!? Your focus! [starts hitting Ryon] FOCUS! This is Gordon Ramsay! FOCUS!"
Ryon: "Oh no, Kitchen Disasters, dude! Kitchen Disasters!"
Ryon: "10 frozen sopapillas, straight up, with ice, and flavor blast, and butter, sour cream, chives, and onions"
Felicia: "48 dry potatoes"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|9:56||"Felicia's Inspirational Speech of the Week"|
|10:49||Rating and outro|
- This is the first episode recorded on the Twitch set, which Ryon remarks on with displeasure.
- This is a game series Felicia has frequently streamed on her own Twitch channel before and since, making a point to play any new games in the series. Community member bloody_albatross modifies the game to replace the customer pictures with photos of people from the community.
- Automated Dialog Replacement (ADR) on Wikipedia
- Salmonella on Wikipedia
- Mary Mallon on Wikipedia - aka "Typhoid Mary"
- Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Wikipedia - who Felicia was trying to reference
- Gordon Ramsay on Wikipedia
- Kitchen Nightmares on Wikipedia - the show Ryon was likely referring to when he said "Kitchen Disasters"