Episode 94

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Felicia and Ryon play Cook, Serve, Delicious!

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Cook, Serve, Delicious!
Platform PC
Published Vertigo Gaming, 2012
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 18, 2015
Duration 11:27
Views 144,918
Likes 2,918
Comments 394


Felicia: "Hey, welcome to Co-Optitude!"

Ryon: "You wouldn't know it's Co-Optitude though because we're not on the Co-Optitude set!"

Felicia: "We're on the new Co-Optitude set."

Ryon: "We're on the old Twitch set."

Felicia: "No, we're on the current Twitch set which doubles for Co-Optitude to be efficient."

Ryon: "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."

Felicia: "You're resentful. You feel like you got downgraded."

Ryon: "No! I am so good!"

Felicia: "It's a bigger set! You can do a cartwheel and everything! Go do a cartwheel."

Ryon: "How many cartwheels have I— I'm not your monkey, dude! I'm not gonna do a fucking cartwheel! I'm on STRIKE!"

Felicia: "Thank you for the dude who— I forget his name, but he gave me this on Steam."

Ryon: "I'm so glad your fans mean so much to you, especially when they give you free games."

Felicia: "It's DT! T— Tender Dave, or something like that."

Ryon: "Tender Dave!?"

Felicia: "We'll put a chyron up and say who the name is! Hey, thanks [mouths silently]. K? We'll just ADR that later."

Felicia, as they watch food tumbling on title screen: "I'm gonna work my way up to lobster no matter what. I don't know, onion? Just plain onion?"

Ryon: "Just a plain onion. No frying."

Felicia: "Fish head. Nobody's gonna order a fish frickin' head."

Ryon: "Raw onion, fish heads. Obviously you've never been to a Chinese restaurant."

Felicia: "I have. I've been to a Chinese restaurant. I don't think people eat the fish head. I think they—"

Ryon: "Dude. I beg to differ. The cheeks are the best part of the fish, dawg. I swear to you."

Felicia feigns retching

Ryon: "You're the shittiest, dude."

Felicia: "No, I'm not the shittiest. I like other—"

Ryon: "If you like fish cheeks, guys, leave a comment. If you're a fish cheek fan, leave a comment."

Ryon, looking at food options: "What are we, in a bowling alley? Are we running a bowling alley or something?"

Felicia: "We have to start out like this. Now I would recommend fish, because—"

Ryon: "Dude, you need to shut up, dude. We're not serving fish, man. We're serving American food here. We want hot dog. Corn dog."

Felicia: "No, we don't need too many fatty things at the same time! We get negative buzz!"

Ryon: "Corn dog, dude. Corn dog."

Felicia: "Alright, I'll get you a corn dog, but—"

Ryon: "Alright, corn dog. Corn dog."

Felicia: "Fine!"

Felicia: "Flush your own shit!"

Ryon: "Oh wait, Chester the Molester's waiting for his food."

Ryon: "Small diet with ice. Coming right up, sir! See how good that was?"

Felicia: "That was a woman."

Ryon: "Whatever."

Ryon: "Turds! Turds everywhere. Corn dog, dawg."

Felicia: "You did not sanitize your hands! YOU DIDN'T SANITIZE YOUR HANDS!"

Ryon: "It's okay. A little salmonella between friends is fine, dude. I'm Typhoid Mary, dude."

Ryon: "Small water? You cheap fuck. Water my fucking ass. Are you gonna tip me? Are you gonna tip me for that water? Small grape!? What are you, a child?"

Felicia: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm like this! I'm like Floyd Maryweather!"

Ryon: "Floyd Maryweather?"

Ryon: "This dude came in at closing. What a dick."

Felicia: "Sopapillaaaaaaaaaaa, ya-ha!"

Felicia: "Sopapillas! Sopapillas! Sopapillaaaaaaaaaa!"

Felicia: "Sopapillaaaaaaaaaa!"

Ryon, laughing: "GOD, STOP IT!"

Felicia, tenderizing chicken breast: "Four five six. Oh no. Did I do five or six?"

Ryon: "I don't know, dude. It's too late. [customer is disappointed] Oh no, it's too tender! One thing that has never come out of anybody's mouth is 'This chicken is too tender.' That has never come out of anybody's mouth."

Felicia: "We still got a rush hour to go. We might have only had two failures. Just get up there. Get up there. There's failure everywhere in life. And that's all."

Ryon: "Oh god, I served a frozen sopapilla, dude."

Felicia: "[gasp] What did you do!? What did you do?"

Ryon: "Oh no, I fucked up, dude!"

Felicia: "What are you doing!? You're disintegrating!"

Ryon: "I'm just awful! Oh no!"

Felicia: "You are disintegrating!"

Ryon: "Oh no! Oh no!"

Felicia: "What's going on!? Your focus! [starts hitting Ryon] FOCUS! This is Gordon Ramsay! FOCUS!"

Ryon: "Oh no, Kitchen Disasters, dude! Kitchen Disasters!"


Ryon: "10 frozen sopapillas, straight up, with ice, and flavor blast, and butter, sour cream, chives, and onions"

Felicia: "48 dry potatoes"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:09 Opening theme
0:18 Host intro
1:24 Game begins
9:56 "Felicia's Inspirational Speech of the Week"
10:49 Rating and outro
11:15 End card/promo
11:25 Closing theme
11:27 End video


  • This is the first episode recorded on the Twitch set, which Ryon remarks on with displeasure.
  • This is a game series Felicia has frequently streamed on her own Twitch channel before and since, making a point to play any new games in the series. Community member bloody_albatross modifies the game to replace the customer pictures with photos of people from the community.


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