Felicia and Ryon play CSI: Hard Evidence.
This was the first of a two-part play-through. They conclude the game in the next episode.
This was the last episode recorded on the Co-Optitude set.
|CSI: Hard Evidence|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||May 4, 2015|
Felicia: "We're playing the Xbox game called CSI. Crime Scene Investigation, Hard Evidence."
Ryon: "Which sounds like a porno, but it is not."
Felicia, reading back of game: "'A drop of blood. A missing screw. A mysterious powder.'—"
Ryon: "I've had the case of the missing screw in my life before."
Ryon, looking at fingerprint: "That's a dick print, son."
Ryon, interrogating lunch thief: "Alright, did you or did you not take my lunch from the fridge? Was it clearly marked 'do not touch'?"
Ryon: "We used like $500 worth of lab equipment to find out who stole the doughnuts."
Ryon: "Next thing we're gonna be running a DNA test on dog shit to see who didn't pick up after their mutt. This entire game is like inconsequential crimes. It's like CSI: Junior."
Ryon, watching Felicia struggle to enter her name: "What are you doing, dude?"
Felicia: "I am trying to get"
Ryon: "What are you, all thumbs?"
Felicia: "There's something wrong with this controller."
Ryon: "Dude, there's a problem between the— the uh, controller— the uh, controller and the couch right now. You got burnt."
Felicia, as they attempt to find a DNA match: "Ohhhh!"
Ryon: "I think we got a match, dude."
Felicia: "Alright, that's it. 'Confirm Match'."
Ryon: "Fuck this guy. We're gonna nail this guy to the wall. [Game rejects the match] What!?"
Nick in game: "Little details make all the difference."
Felicia: "Come on, Nick. Don't be— It's close enough."
Ryon: "Look, let's not squabble over petty details, Nick."
- Felicia entered in the name "ANUSS"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|9:49||"Off Camera Specialist Assistance of the Week"|
|14:23||End of game play|
- In 2019, Ryon streamed several more CSI games on his personal Twitch channel after a discussion of how much fun this Co-Optitude episode was. All the games were delightfully terrible.
- CSI: Hard Evidence Let's Play (Part 1): Co-Optitude on YouTube
- CSI: Hard Evidence on Wikipedia