Episode 92

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Felicia and Ryon play CSI: Hard Evidence.

This was the first of a two-part play-through. They conclude the game in the next episode.

This was the last episode recorded on the Co-Optitude set.

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CSI: Hard Evidence
Platform Xbox 360
Published Ubisoft, 2007
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired May 4, 2015
Duration 15:04
Views 135,063
Likes 2,968
Comments 235


Felicia: "We're playing the Xbox game called CSI. Crime Scene Investigation, Hard Evidence."

Ryon: "Which sounds like a porno, but it is not."

Felicia, reading back of game: "'A drop of blood. A missing screw. A mysterious powder.'—"

Ryon: "I've had the case of the missing screw in my life before."

Felicia: "Alright…"

Ryon, looking at fingerprint: "That's a dick print, son."

Ryon, interrogating lunch thief: "Alright, did you or did you not take my lunch from the fridge? Was it clearly marked 'do not touch'?"

Ryon: "We used like $500 worth of lab equipment to find out who stole the doughnuts."

Ryon: "Next thing we're gonna be running a DNA test on dog shit to see who didn't pick up after their mutt. This entire game is like inconsequential crimes. It's like CSI: Junior."

Ryon, watching Felicia struggle to enter her name: "What are you doing, dude?"

Felicia: "I am trying to get"

Ryon: "What are you, all thumbs?"

Felicia: "There's something wrong with this controller."

Ryon: "Dude, there's a problem between the— the uh, controller— the uh, controller and the couch right now. You got burnt."

Felicia, as they attempt to find a DNA match: "Ohhhh!"

Ryon: "I think we got a match, dude."

Felicia: "Alright, that's it. 'Confirm Match'."

Ryon: "Fuck this guy. We're gonna nail this guy to the wall. [Game rejects the match] What!?"

Nick in game: "Little details make all the difference."

Felicia: "Come on, Nick. Don't be— It's close enough."

Ryon: "Look, let's not squabble over petty details, Nick."

Character names

  • Felicia entered in the name "ANUSS"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:09 Opening theme
0:18 Host intro
1:30 Game begins
9:49 "Off Camera Specialist Assistance of the Week"
14:23 End of game play
14:49 End card/promo
15:02 Closing theme
15:04 End video


  • In 2019, Ryon streamed several more CSI games on his personal Twitch channel after a discussion of how much fun this Co-Optitude episode was. All the games were delightfully terrible.


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