Felicia and Ryon play Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles and Silent Hill.
|Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||April 7, 2014|
Felicia: "What game are we playing this week?"
Ryon: "Spaceballs! A little-known video game spinoff."
Jedi Power Battles
Ryon: "Come on, Liam Neesons! Fuck 'em up like you fucked the wolves up. Come on."
Felicia: "Do you think George Lucas personally was like, 'I designed and approve this'?"
Ryon: "No, he wasn't, because this is actually kind of good."
Ryon: "Oh, burn! Sick burn, George Lucas! Take that!"
Both still in Star Wars costumes and holding light sabers
Ryon: "Hey everybody!"
Felicia: "It's Co-Optitude time!"
Ryon: "I'm Ryon."
Felicia: "I'm Felicia."
Ryon: "Guess what we're playing today!"
Felicia: "We are playing—"
Together: "Silent Hill!"
Felicia: "Been looking forward to this all week! Let's learn about the game. It's a horror game."
Ryon: "No, let's play."
Felicia, reading: "'It's quiet. Too quiet.'"
Ryon: "'Too quiet.' Oh, come on."
Felicia: "Wow, this is awful controls. Awful."
Ryon: "Um, you must be referring to navigating the real-time rendered environments."
Ryon: "Is that snow—"
Felicia: "It looks like dandruff."
Ryon: "—or is that a ticker tape parade for you, welcoming you to town?"
Felicia: "It looks like someone's scratching their head in heaven. I said that earlier, and you didn't hear my joke."
Felicia: "CHERYL! Get your fucking shit out here."
Ryon: "Is this an entire town of garages?"
Felicia, finding large pool of blood: "Oh god! Cheryl. She's on her period. [laughing] I'm sorry! I had to say it!"
Ryon: "Surfing the red wave."
Ryon: "Oh! These controls are the worst controls!"
Felicia: "Cheryl! I'll take you to Toys 'R' Us! Come on, Cheryl. I'll get you a tampon."
Ryon, laughing: "At Toys 'R' Us!? [in falsetto] My First Period, by Playskool!"
Ryon: "What is this, an outdoor hospital or something? It's like Dr. Nick's surgery room."
Felicia, as monsters attack: "Oh god! Oh god! What are you doing? They're going down on you!"
Ryon: "Officer Stripper. 'You're under arrest. You have the right to remain… horny.'"
Felicia: "Why would you go here for a vacation? Did it have the dismembered bodies on the fucking brochure site?"
Ryon: "'Come see beautiful Silent Hill!'"
Felicia: "Where did you find my body? Did you find two naked mole rat humans eating my crotch out?"
Ryon: "Be careful. It's dandruffing really hard out there."
Ryon: "Gun safety 101: you just point it all over the fucking room. This guy does not need a gun."
Felicia: "Alright, pick everything up in here, because, honestly, we need ketchup."
Felicia: "What the fuck. Was that a pterodactyl?"
Ryon: "It's like Jurassic Park."
Felicia: "This is Jurassic… Silent… Park."
Felicia: "There's so much dandruff in this town. You know you shed about fifty pounds a year of human skin?"
Ryon: "You just made that number up completely."
Felicia: "I made it up."
Ryon: "It's a completely fabricated number."
Ryon, reading restaurant sign: "'Fish n Fries.' Ugh, god, awful."
Felicia: "God, this is a land-bound place. You do not want to have fish and fries."
Ryon, laughing: "That's gotta be the worst restaurant in town. Look at this. 'Should we go to the Fish n Fries?'"
Felicia: "Never go to a place without windows to eat anything. That's just my life philosophy."
Felicia: "What do you think Princess Leia's favorite snack was?"
Ryon: "Cinnamon buns. Naaailed it!"
Character, looking at sign saying "to school": "Hmm, she's at the school."
Ryon: "Way to go, Sherlock!"
Felicia: "Alright, you guys! That was a really fun game!"
Ryon: "Alright. Great game!"
Felicia: "And we wish we could play the whole thing."
Ryon: "We sure do. Unfortunately—"
Felicia: "But it's been a day of things."
Ryon: "Wow. Whew."
Felicia: "God. Gotta go to— [looking at bare wrist] Look at the time."
Ryon: "I know. Super fun."
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|0:52||Jedi Power Battles begins|
|4:21||Silent Hill begins|
|8:25||"Snack Chat of the Week"|
- Silent Hill & Star Wars - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 41 on YouTube
- Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles on Wikipedia
- Silent Hill (video game) on Wikipedia
- Spaceballs on Wikipedia
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace on Wikipedia
- Liam Neeson on Wikipedia - portrayed Obi Wan in Episode I
- The Grey (film) on Wikipedia
- George Lucas on Wikipedia
- J. J. Abrams on Wikipedia
- Ticker tap parade on Wikipedia
- Toys "R" Us on Wikipedia
- Playskool on Wikipedia
- Dr. Nick on Wikipedia
- Jurassic Park on Wikipedia
- Princess Leia on Wikipedia
- Sherlock Holmes on Wikipedia
- Interstate 405 (California) on Wikipedia