Felicia and Ryon play X-Men Legends.
This is a two-part game play-through with part 2 in Episode 31.
The latter part of the episode features a fan favorite string of observations about Cyclops and Wolverine captured below in Quotes.
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||January 13, 2014|
Felicia: "Have you read a lot of the comics?"
Ryon: "I used to watch the Saturday morning cartoon."
Felicia: "Okay, so you qualify."
Ryon: "Yup, that makes me a PhD in X-Men-ologoy. X-Person-ology."
Felicia: "Mutant studies. Just mutant studies."
Felicia: "How great would life be if there were real mutants?"
Ryon: "I'm thinking it'd be pretty good if you were one. But like I would feel so bad about myself if I were a normal. Well, I think I'd try to find anything unusual about myself and call it my mutant power. Like I'd be like, 'My fingernails grow a little faster than normal. I have the gene.'"
Felicia: "Oh, we can kill pots! I love this game so much!"
Ryon: "I wonder if Wolverine's claws ever extend without his conscious effort."
Felicia: "Like when he sees a really pretty girl?"
Ryon: "Exactly, like if he gets a claw boner."
Felicia: "You're going to play this character, and I'm gonna play Rogue or—"
Ryon: "Once again, you're like a little girl in front of a tea set. [little girl voice] 'Now Mister Bear, you're gonna have the Earl Grey. Ryon, you're gonna play Wolverine.'"
Ryon, regarding huge foot prints on the ground: "Those clearly are not bare foot prints, right, so he clearly has boots. So where the fuck do you get boots like that?"
Felicia: "It's like a custom order."
Ryon: "It's like he calls up Shaq, and he's like, 'Shaq, buddy, where do you get your shoes?'"
Ryon: "Health it up!"
Felicia: "Yeah, three people at once is not good. [both laughing] Pro tip."
Felicia, throwing enemy around: "Get in the fountain! Get in the fountain! Get in the fountain! Get out of the fountain! I changed my mind! Get in the river!"
Ryon, during Mystique fight: "Wait, we gotta equip some shit."
Felicia: "Oh, sorry, Mystique!"
Ryon: "Sorry, Mystique! Hold it! Hold on, missy!"
Wolverine versus Cyclops
Ryon: "But like Cyclops is just this kind of lawful good, uptight—"
Felicia: "I never— Not a fan, not a fan."
Ryon: "—uptight, lawful good dude, and it's like 1 point into insufferable moralizing, you know?"
Felicia: "I know, it's just no fun. You don't wanna get him drunk in Vegas, that's all I gotta say."
Ryon: "No, see, I bet he'd be an animal drunk."
Ryon: "'Xtraction Point'. I never get— See, it's possible to be a superhero and have a sense of humor too, you know what I mean? There's no reason you can't have a little fun."
Felicia: "Well, Cyclops can't."
Ryon: "Yeah, Cyclops can't."
Felicia: "Wolverine does have a sense of humor."
Ryon: "Cyclops reads Chicken Soup for the Soul books."
Ryon: "Cyclops listens to Prairie Home Companion and loves it."
Ryon: "I think Cyclops's favorite movie is some John Wayne film."
Ryon: "He watches 60 Minutes every day."
Felicia: "He tries to be socially conscious."
Ryon: "He doesn't recycle or compost though. I get the feeling he's kind of a mid-level conservative. He drives a Prius, but […] it's for gas mileage, not because it's environmentally friendly."
Ryon: "Wolverine has 'Logan' in gothic letters on the rear window of his car."
Felicia: "Wolverine puts detail striping on his car, and people did it for free just because he's cool."
Ryon: "I think Cyclops likes Applebee's."
Ryon: "I bet he shops at, uh—"
Ryon: "Brooks Brothers, but he only gets the polos."
Felicia: "He wears tighty whities."
Ryon: "Yeah, he wears Fruit of the Loom cottons, and he wears docksiders."
Felicia: "What about Wolverine? Wolverine's silk."
Ryon: "No, Wolverine goes commando. I guarantee Wolverine goes commando, guaranteed."
Felicia: "Okay, you're right, you're right."
Ryon: "I think Cyclops has read all of Tom Clancy's novels and likes them all."
Ryon: "Cyclops has pleats on his khakis."
Ryon: "He wears Dockers, and his loafers have tassels."
Felicia: "Wolverine knows the guy who owns Ed Hardy and he—"
Ryon: "Wolverine totally wears Ed Hardy and Affliction! Totally! Without any irony!"
Felicia: "No irony! And he carries it off well. He's one of the few humans."
Ryon: "Wolverine is the guy who Ed Hardy was made for."
Ryon: "Cyclops would get a tattoo, but never in a publicly visible place."
Felicia: "He has a little tramp stamp with his mom's name on it."
Ryon: "It's 'mom' with a heart."
Ryon: "Cyclops thinks that wearing Chuck Taylors is daring. When he buys sneakers they're pure just white sneakers. That's all he wears. He also wears cotton socks with his sneakers."
Ryon: "Wolverine has a chain wallet."
Ryon: "Cyclops goes to the barber, not the stylist."
Felicia: "Wolverine lets the girl he picked up last night cut his hair."
Ryon: "Cyclops wears Old Spice, or on dates, English Leather."
Felicia: "Wolverine has his own cologne custom made, and part of it is his own sweat."
Ryon: "Wolverine buys pheromones from an online dealer."
Felicia: "'Danger Room Disc'? What is that?"
Ryon: "It's the new album, by Danger Room! That's too edgy for Cyclops though."
Felicia: "Cyclops listens to smooth jazz."
Ryon: "Except when he really wants to cut loose, then he listens to the Black Eyed Peas."
Felicia: "Wolverine's favorite band was just playing as the drummer in Iron Maiden."
Ryon: "When Iron Maiden sings Virus live it's Wolverine on the mic, not Bruce Dickinson. All you Iron Maiden fans know what I'm talking about."
Ryon: "If you had gotten superpowers when we were kids, I would not be alive today. Fact."
Felicia: "Really? What would you have done?"
Ryon: "You would have killed me by now. You would have found me like cooked or something like that in my bed."
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