Episode 27

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Felicia and Ryon play WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!

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WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
Platform GameCube
Published Nintendo, 2003
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Chris Willett
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired December 23, 2013
Duration 23:53
Views 190,160
Likes 5,140
Comments 333


Ryon: "Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey, guys! It's not Wario, it's me, Ryon."

Felicia: "That's so funny, because I could have sworn I was sitting next to Wario."

Ryon: "It's just an amazing transformation."

Felicia: "Two different mustaches say two different people. You're a raging asshole, and I am a benevolent and fluffy man."

Felicia: "It's a mega party game! And we're gonna party with ourselves. This is our holiday party, right now. Don't feel sorry for us."

Felicia, as Ryon's creating his character: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Ryon, looks down at crotch: "Um."

Ryon: "Wrong! It's not a hand. A starfish is not a hand."

Ryon, while Spitz the cat does a victory dance: "Yeah! Time to lick that asshole. Lick that asshole. Lick that asshole. [as Fergie] I'm gonna lick, lick, lick my ass."

Felicia: "Is that you or me?"

Ryon: "That's me. I'm playing and you're supposed to be fucking me up, so just do your usual thing."

Felicia: "How am I supposed to fuck you up? What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to just like this? [smacks Ryon]"

Ryon: "Yeah, that would work! Yes, it would!"

Felicia: "Is that what I'm supposed to do? I don't think I'm playing, actually. Am I playing? Hey! Hey! Hey! You want some hummus in your ear? Hey! Hey! Am I supposed to be annoying you like this? No touching! No touching! [pretends to hit him] [pulls his hat down over his eyes] This is the dumbest. Am I really supposed to be doing this? What am I supposed to be doing here? [sees she can control the player blocking the screen] Ohhhhh!"

Ryon: "No, not actually like fuck with me and annoy me."

Felicia: "Fuck you, Felicia! You're awful! You're awful! Why can't you do this!?"

Ryon: "YEAH! [loses] Why!"

Felicia loses mini game

Ryon, laughing: "Thanks, Obama."

Ryon: "Unclear on concept."

Felicia: "Oh, it's too bad for you. Um, thanks for watching."

Ryon: "Alright, guys."

Felicia: "That's our Co-Optitude holiday edition. Um—"

Ryon: "Wonderful. Just w— [points]"

Felicia: "Why did you win!? What just happened!?"

Ryon: "You didn't do the final minigame! You didn't do the final minigame."

Felicia: "It's because Sean behind the camera told me to wrap it up!"

Ryon: "Don't be a blame-asaurus."

Sean, off-camera: "Don't make it about me!"

Ryon: "Don't be a blame-saurus rex."

Felicia: "Oh my god."

Ryon: "I retire champion of Warioware Incorporated. All in a day's work."

Felicia: "You are the worst human being. [pointing at Sean] You're horrible! [pointing another person off camera] And you're horrible! [pointing to another person off-camera] And you're horrible."

Ryon: "I give this infinite thumbs up."

Felicia: "I hope all of your 2014s are just—"

Ryon: "—wonderful."

Felicia: "—a dog pile."

Ryon: "—as wonderful as the end of this 2013 has been for me."

Character names

  • Felicia: "POOPY"
  • Ryon: "ANUSS"


Ryon: "infinite thumbs up"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:07 Opening theme
0:16 Host intro
1:48 Game begins
3:35 "Biology Fact of the Week"
22:43 "Premature Gloating of the Week"
23:04 Rating and outro
23:42 End card/promo
23:50 Closing theme
23:53 End video


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