Felicia and Ryon play WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||December 23, 2013|
Ryon: "Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey, guys! It's not Wario, it's me, Ryon."
Felicia: "That's so funny, because I could have sworn I was sitting next to Wario."
Ryon: "It's just an amazing transformation."
Felicia: "Two different mustaches say two different people. You're a raging asshole, and I am a benevolent and fluffy man."
Felicia: "It's a mega party game! And we're gonna party with ourselves. This is our holiday party, right now. Don't feel sorry for us."
Felicia, as Ryon's creating his character: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Ryon, looks down at crotch: "Um."
Ryon: "Wrong! It's not a hand. A starfish is not a hand."
Ryon, while Spitz the cat does a victory dance: "Yeah! Time to lick that asshole. Lick that asshole. Lick that asshole. [as Fergie] I'm gonna lick, lick, lick my ass."
Felicia: "Is that you or me?"
Ryon: "That's me. I'm playing and you're supposed to be fucking me up, so just do your usual thing."
Felicia: "How am I supposed to fuck you up? What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to just like this? [smacks Ryon]"
Ryon: "Yeah, that would work! Yes, it would!"
Felicia: "Is that what I'm supposed to do? I don't think I'm playing, actually. Am I playing? Hey! Hey! Hey! You want some hummus in your ear? Hey! Hey! Am I supposed to be annoying you like this? No touching! No touching! [pretends to hit him] [pulls his hat down over his eyes] This is the dumbest. Am I really supposed to be doing this? What am I supposed to be doing here? [sees she can control the player blocking the screen] Ohhhhh!"
Ryon: "No, not actually like fuck with me and annoy me."
Felicia: "Fuck you, Felicia! You're awful! You're awful! Why can't you do this!?"
Ryon: "YEAH! [loses] Why!"
Felicia loses mini game
Ryon, laughing: "Thanks, Obama."
Ryon: "Unclear on concept."
Felicia: "Oh, it's too bad for you. Um, thanks for watching."
Ryon: "Alright, guys."
Felicia: "That's our Co-Optitude holiday edition. Um—"
Ryon: "Wonderful. Just w— [points]"
Felicia: "Why did you win!? What just happened!?"
Ryon: "You didn't do the final minigame! You didn't do the final minigame."
Felicia: "It's because Sean behind the camera told me to wrap it up!"
Ryon: "Don't be a blame-asaurus."
Sean, off-camera: "Don't make it about me!"
Ryon: "Don't be a blame-saurus rex."
Felicia: "Oh my god."
Ryon: "I retire champion of Warioware Incorporated. All in a day's work."
Felicia: "You are the worst human being. [pointing at Sean] You're horrible! [pointing another person off camera] And you're horrible! [pointing to another person off-camera] And you're horrible."
Ryon: "I give this infinite thumbs up."
Felicia: "I hope all of your 2014s are just—"
Felicia: "—a dog pile."
Ryon: "—as wonderful as the end of this 2013 has been for me."
- Felicia: "POOPY"
- Ryon: "ANUSS"
Ryon: "infinite thumbs up"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|3:35||"Biology Fact of the Week"|
|22:43||"Premature Gloating of the Week"|
|23:04||Rating and outro|
- Warioware - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 27 on YouTube
- WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Games! on Wikipedia
- Daze Before Christmas episode of The Flog - referenced when discussing the lack of holiday games
- The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (Official Music Video) on YouTube - the song Ryon parodies with his "I'm gonna lick, lick, lick my ass" song
- Miley Cyrus on Wikipedia
- Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (Official Video) on YouTube
- Thanks Obama on Wikipedia