Episode 24

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Felicia and Ryon play Streets of Rage.

This episode is an extended edit of footage from The Flog episode 2, the very first video with Felicia and Ryon playing retro video games together.

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Streets of Rage
Platform Sega Genesis
Published Sega, 1991
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Sean Becker
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired December 2, 2013
Duration 11:01
Views 155,061
Likes 2,911
Comments 323


Felicia: "This is— The graphics are not like they are now, are they?"

Ryon: "No. Looks pretty shitty."

Felicia: "Sh— Okay, try not to— Try not with the profanity maybe."

Felicia, reading: "'This vicious syndicate—' blah blah blah, okay, start."

Ryon: "You don't want the backstory? It's gonna immerse us in the game experience."

Felicia: "I don't even know what my buttons do!"

Ryon: "I think there's three of them. You can figure it out."

Felicia, as she pummels Ryon's character: "Come here! Come here! Oh no, I'm sorry! Oh, your health is going down."

Ryon: "We really are reliving our childhood with this."

Felicia: "We need to turn off friendly fire."

Ryon: "You can't turn off friendly fire. That's at least a 1998 innovation in video gaming."

Felicia: "Did you see me pick an apple up?"

Ryon: "Why would you want a gross street apple?"

Felicia: "Wait, that's my street apple!"

Ryon: "That is the worst— Would you hold a pipe like that?"

Felicia: "Well, it seems like— No, I would not. It seems like you would hold it lower— You're holding it at the end so it's gonna— ergonomically—"

Ryon: "He's just learning how to be a vigilante. He'll get better at it."

Ryon, singing: "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way."

Ryon: "My hands are cramping. These controllers are rough. They're not, like, ergonomic."

Felicia: "What, do you need them smooth, like a baby? I'll butter them for you."

Ryon: "I need like, ya know, a modern controller. This is like driving a Model T or something."

Felicia: "We don't grunt. You notice there's no grunting here? We're just like all business. Closed-mouth business."

Felicia: "So much denim. Basically in the late 90s, denim was the enemy."

Felicia, examining item that came out of a broken barrel: "Ooh look, it's a family. I don't know, it's so indeterminate. Is that a birthday cake? I think it was a birthday cake."

Ryon: "Barrel cake."

Felicia: "It was a barrel cake."

Ryon: "Had to break a few eggs to make an omelet there."

Felicia: "Wow, that was folksy."

Felicia: "Well, I guess Streets of Rage synopsis—"

Ryon: "Streets of Rage, uh, you're on some streets, you're pretty angry, and you're just beating the crap out of a lot of guys."

Ryon: "I don't like clowns, personally. I gotta beat the crap out of this clown before we end here. I cannot continence this clown being here."

Ryon: "In the last closing moments I just want to beat the crap out of my sister here."


  • Ryon: "The story line, which we didn't listen to, probably wasn't strong. So I give that 1 star. Zero stars for the graphics, of course."
  • Felicia: "Sixteen stars, because 16 bit."

Cue points

0:00 Extended edit explanation
0:08 Opening theme
0:17 Host intro
1:27 Game begins
8:47 "Folksy comment of the week"
10:36 End card/promo
10:58 Closing theme
11:01 End video


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