Felicia and Ryon play Pokémon Stadium and Hey You, Pikachu!
|Hey You, Pikachu!|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||October 21, 2013|
Ryon: "I'm Ash Ketchum."
Felicia: "And I'm Misty something."
Ryon, laughing: "God dammit!"
Felicia: "I have not learned much about the Pokémon universe since the last game we played, have you?"
Ryon: "Absolutely nothing."
Felicia: "So we didn't do our research, but we did put outfits on."
Ryon: "We did, so that should give what we say more gravitas and veracity."
Felicia: "And respect."
Felicia: "Okay, here we go! We're gonna rent some animals and fight 'em! But they don't die; they just 'faint.' They 'go to the farm.'"
Ryon: "Like Goofy's wife."
Ryon: "Gotta pick Pikachu, uh, Squirtle, [laughs] and Charmander."
Felicia, laughing: "How do you have a thing called Squirtle?"
Felicia: "I believe that Psyduck is a water animal, so I have to go with that, because that's Misty's speciality. 'Cause I went to Wikipedia, bitches."
Felicia: "Withdraw your Squirtle."
Felicia: "I'm gonna take that color right out of your cheeks, you little fuck."
Ryon, laughing: "Wow."
Ryon: "Okay, I need Pokémon recommendations."
Felicia: "Okay, so— No, just pick. We don't need to be a fucking expert at this."
Felicia: "I wanna specialize in, ooh, 'fighting'? Yeah, it's a fighting game. So specializing in fighting, yes."
Ryon: "That seems like a pro tip to me."
Felicia: "Did you get Pikachu?"
Felicia: "You gotta get Pikachu, man! He's behind the glass. He's like, 'Pick me! I love you! Pick me! Pick me! I love you!'"
Felicia: "Aaand, Lickitung. [laughing] I just gotta get that one."
Ryon, laughing: "I think he and Squirtle would get along really well, what about you?"
Ryon: "Oh. [Felicia's Pokémon faints] Man, not a scratch. Good job, Aerodactyl. You're gonna get an extra pound of meat in your cage tonight."
Felicia, about Lickitung: "Miley Cyrus's Pokémon."
Ryon: "The VMAs are all yours."
Announcer: "The Pokémon are entirely different types!"
Felicia: "'Entirely different types,' guys. Thank you, Sean Plott."
Felicia, misreading Dewgong: "'Dildong'?"
Felicia: "See you next Tuesday!"
Felicia: "Oh, this guy's the worst! This guy only has two abilities. Who added him to my roster? Me."
Hey You, Pikachu!
Felicia, as Mom: "'Don't forget the PokéHelper that Prof. Oak sent.' I'm gonna go have sex with the plumber."
Felicia: "Everybody just go out and capture wild animals. Do what you want."
Ryon: "Put 'em in the same cage."
Felicia, talking into microphone: "Pikachu! Get over here, buddy! Uh oh, he's like, 'I don't trust this. I think you're gonna capture me and make me fight other people.' Hey Pikachu! Come over here! I just wanna put you in a cage! I wanna put you in my bedroom and never let you see anybody like yourself anymore! Hey! PIKACHU! PIKACHU!! I'm saying something! Get over here!"
Ryon: "Alright, Professor, if you are indeed a professor and not just some guy who put an ad in Craig's List. 'Wanna work with wild animals?'"
Ryon, talking softly into microphone: "Pikachuuuu! Come here, buddy! Come here, buddy! Come on! Pikachu! Come here, buddy! Come on, stupid! Come on! There ya go. Hey, buddy! Okay, now what."
Felicia: "Just punch all the buttons. Grab him! Grab him! Grab him!"
Ryon, into microphone: "Attack!"
Felicia, as Mom: "'Welcome home. You sure look happy. Did the test go well? Is that so. You got to talk to Pikachu—"
Ryon: "Mom didn't even wait for me to respond."
Felicia, putting hand in Ryon's face: "Mnyehh, 'You're going out again tomorrow?'"
Ryon: "She's phoning it in."
Felicia: "Phoning it in."
Ryon, as Mom: "'Why don't you go out in the woods with that older man again tomorrow?'"
Ryon: "God, [Professor Oak's] in my TV now! This is a David Lynch film!"
Ryon prepares to speak into the microphone to wake up Pikachu
Felicia, leaning into Ryon's mic: "PIKACHU!!!"
Professor Oak's dialog box: "What on earth did PIKACHU pick up?"
Ryon, laughing: "Well, Professor Oak, I'm no expert at these matters, but I think it was a ball."
Felicia, reading Professor Oak's dialog: "'I guess it a [beach ball].' Thank you, PhD in balls!"
Off-screen: "This game is for toddlers!"
Ryon, as Pikachu produces an apple from nowhere: "Whoa, what? Where'd he pull that from? I don't wanna know."
Felicia: "Ass apple!"
Ryon, into microphone: "Ass apple."
Felicia, laughing: "Yeah! It's an ass apple! He loves it! He loves it! Finally somebody gets him."
Ryon, softly into microphone: "Bye, little buddy."
Ryon, softly into microphone again: "Goodbye, buddy. Goodbye."
Felicia: "Oh, he's so confused."
Felicia, grabbing Ryon's microphone: "ADIOS, FUCKER!!"
Felicia, as Pikachu: "'Hi! I'm watching you!'"
Ryon, as Pikachu: "'I touched your hair while you slept!'"
Felicia, as Pikachu: "'I thought we could take a bath together!'"
Felicia, as Mom: "'Have a nice time! Take care! I'm gonna have sex with the plumber.'"
Ryon, as the protagonist: "'Mom says the plumber needs to lay some pipe. Boy, our house sure has bad plumbing.'"
Felicia: "He's a Pokémon professor, and yet he's never seen the daily activities of a wild Pokémon!? Who is this joker?"
Felicia, singing: "Picnic time for Bulbasaur! The little Bulbasaur is having a wonderful time today! Watch them [indistinct] picnic time for Bulbasaur!"
Ryon, as camera ominously follows Pikachu into dark woods: "In 1998, a small boy disappeared in the woods while playing with his wild Pokémon. We found this footage from a camera deep in the Ochre Woods."
Ryon: "What is he carrying? What is that?"
Felicia: "He's just picking up anything. It's a fucking razor. Just put it on my wrists."
Felicia: "Oh god, he invited people over. This is so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing! Charmander's here. Oh dude! I remembered a name!"
Ryon, reading protagonist's dialog: "'Gosh, will Pikachu come tomorrow, too?'"
Felicia: "Yes, he will. Spoiler alert."
Felicia, as Mom: "'Have a nice time! Take care.' I'll be having sex with the plumber!"
Ryon: "Oh, that creepy font? Ugh."
Felicia: "That's Professor Oak's handwriting. He only has crayons in his backpack."
Felicia: "Oh! Charmander's up there."
Ryon: "Wow, he's just watching him from afar."
Felicia: "He has a rifle in his hand."
Felicia: "Do something with Oddjob or whatever the fuck his name is."
Felicia: "I would rather babysit a two-year-old than play this game more now."
Felicia: "8 out of 10 Lickitungs"
Ryon: "10 [indistinct]"
Hey You, Pikachu!
Ryon: "12 shrill voices"
Felicia: "25 plumbers"
|0:00||Cold open as Ash and Misty|
|1:51||Pokémon Stadium begins|
|7:27||"Pokemon Recommendations of the Week"|
|16:23||Hey You, Pikachu! begins|
|22:37||"Song of the week"|
|27:23||Rating and outro|
- Pokemon Stadium & Hey You Pikachu Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 20 on YouTube
- Pokémon Stadium on Wikipedia
- Hey You, Pikachu! on Wikipedia
- Ash Ketchum on Wikipedia
- Misty (Pokémon) on Wikipedia
- Goofy's wife on Wikipedia
- Miley Cyrus on Wikipedia
- MTV Video Music Award on Wikipedia (aka VMAs)
- Sean Plott on Wikipedia
- Teddy Bears Picnic - sung by Anne Murray on YouTube
- Blair Witch on Wikipedia - a possible reference in Ryon's "In 1998, a small boy disappeared in the woods…" line
- Oddjob on Wikipedia