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The Mega Bomberman episode has the most views of any Co-Optitude episode. If you also include [[The Flog]] segments, the [[The Flog episode 2|Streets of Rage]] episode has the most views of any Felicia and Ryon "let's play" video.
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==Quotes==
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Ryon, as comet appears on screen: "Alright, what do we got here? Wow, a Q-Tip!"
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Felicia: "Sperm!"
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Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big [dick] but then I said Q-Tip instead."
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Felicia: "Well, but you just said big [dick] so..."
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Felicia: "You know, it's fascinating how the mechanics of the physical—"
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Ryon, not paying any attention: "Alright, I wanna be— whoa!"
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Felicia: "I'll just stop talking."
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Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the [fuck] is this? I don't wanna play a man; I wanna play a woman. Why can't I be a woman in there?"
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Ryon: "Because women can't play games."
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Felicia, to herself: "Thaaat's why you're single."
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Felicia: "Whoa, I just [shit] out two bombs. I keep [shitting] out bombs! Oh my god! Stop! Why was I [shitting] bombs out like that!? Look at it! I'm not touching anything, and bombs keep coming out of my asshole! No, this is not right. No, seriously, dude. I just keep dropping bombs out of my ass like I'm a [fucking] rabbit."
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Felicia: "So I need to go around the corner when I drop a bomb."
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Felicia, after several rounds of play and a long pause: "Oh, okay, I get it, we're competing against each other."
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Ryon: "Really!?"
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Felicia: "OH! [Fuck] you, Felicia! Felicia, you're an idiot! [to Ryon] You have no skill! I'm just literally killing myself."
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Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time."
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Felicia: "Oh! I almost— I almost—"
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Ryon: "You almost didn't kill yourself? Are you boasting about this right now?"
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Felicia: "Dude, it's an improvement."
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Felicia: "This is literally the best game I've played in years."
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Ryon: "This is pretty much awesome."
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Felicia: "Why don't they have this now?"
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Ryon: "'Cause you'd have to like do a microtransaction for every power. Do you want additional bombs? One cent. One cent per bomb."
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Felicia: "High speed is great because you can just come around and just [ffffuck]— you're just like, phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt."
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Ryon: "So articulate!"
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Felicia: "I just spit all over."
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Ryon: "I think that's probably the best rating any video game creator could possibly want. 'High speed is great, you can go all [fucking] pfffffffft!'"
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Felicia and Ryon together, reacting to results screen: "'Draw game'!?"
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Felicia: "Nobody's in the audience. They're like, 'That was the [shittiest] performance ever.'"
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Ryon: "He's reading the paper! He's reading the [fucking] paper!"
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Felicia: "All they want is somebody to lose."
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Felicia: "Oh [shit], I just killed myself accidentally. No no, I'm [shitting] out bombs for no reason! Oh my god, it's like anal leakage. It's like the worst power to get."
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Ryon: "Olestra?"
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Felicia: "Olestra."
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Felicia: "The irony is that the person who won is the worst player."
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Ryon: "It's like rain on your wedding day."
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Felicia: "You— you are a [fuck]."
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Ryon: "I am well aware of that. You've told me many times."
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Felicia: "The number one game we've played the whole time, even though I wasn't particularly talented, competent, or victorious, ever, I would say the enjoyment of blowing myself up repeatedly and basically handing him victory after victory, with no skill on his part whatsoever—"
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Ryon: "Incredibly satisfying on my part, too."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "The number one game we've played"
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Ryon: "Number one"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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| 0:07 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:17 || Host intro
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| 0:52 || Game begins
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| 3:47 || "Observation of the Week"
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| 10:41 || Cheat code time
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| 10:57 || Ro-Sham-Co-Optitude
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| 13:55 || Rating and outro
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| 14:32 || End card/promo
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| 14:47 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 14:50 || End video
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|}
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==Trivia==
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* It took Felicia and Ryon 11 rounds of ro-sham-bo to finally break the tie. Felicia won, rock beating scissors.
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 009 host intro.jpg|Felicia is unimpressed with Ryon's "R-Dawg" moniker.
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Episode 009 game art.jpg|Mega Bomberman cartridge
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Episode 009 bombs.jpg|Felicia "[shitting] out bombs"
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Episode 009 draw game.jpg|Draw games bore the audience
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Episode 009 ro sham bo.jpg|Felicia finally winning ro-sham-bo after the 10th consecutive tie
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Episode 009 review.jpg|Felicia's articulate review of the game
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxUVVyfkQ1s Episode on YouTube]
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Bomberman Mega Bomberman, Wikipedia]
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/359389259406376960 Geek & Sundry tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/583073685078429 Geek & Sundry Facebook post]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/gigglebus/posts/10151748498520979 Felicia's Facebook post]
  
 
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]
 
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Revision as of 22:24, 7 February 2020

The Mega Bomberman episode has the most views of any Co-Optitude episode. If you also include The Flog segments, the Streets of Rage episode has the most views of any Felicia and Ryon "let's play" video.


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Mega Bomberman
Platform Sega Genesis
Published Sega, 1994
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Sean Becker
James Deuling
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired July 22, 2013
Duration 14:50
Views 387,618
Likes 8,397
Comments 1,416


Quotes

Ryon, as comet appears on screen: "Alright, what do we got here? Wow, a Q-Tip!"

Felicia: "Sperm!"

Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big [dick] but then I said Q-Tip instead."

Felicia: "Well, but you just said big [dick] so..."


Felicia: "You know, it's fascinating how the mechanics of the physical—"

Ryon, not paying any attention: "Alright, I wanna be— whoa!"

Felicia: "I'll just stop talking."


Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the [fuck] is this? I don't wanna play a man; I wanna play a woman. Why can't I be a woman in there?"

Ryon: "Because women can't play games."

Felicia, to herself: "Thaaat's why you're single."


Felicia: "Whoa, I just [shit] out two bombs. I keep [shitting] out bombs! Oh my god! Stop! Why was I [shitting] bombs out like that!? Look at it! I'm not touching anything, and bombs keep coming out of my asshole! No, this is not right. No, seriously, dude. I just keep dropping bombs out of my ass like I'm a [fucking] rabbit."


Felicia: "So I need to go around the corner when I drop a bomb."


Felicia, after several rounds of play and a long pause: "Oh, okay, I get it, we're competing against each other."

Ryon: "Really!?"


Felicia: "OH! [Fuck] you, Felicia! Felicia, you're an idiot! [to Ryon] You have no skill! I'm just literally killing myself."

Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time."


Felicia: "Oh! I almost— I almost—"

Ryon: "You almost didn't kill yourself? Are you boasting about this right now?"

Felicia: "Dude, it's an improvement."


Felicia: "This is literally the best game I've played in years."

Ryon: "This is pretty much awesome."

Felicia: "Why don't they have this now?"

Ryon: "'Cause you'd have to like do a microtransaction for every power. Do you want additional bombs? One cent. One cent per bomb."


Felicia: "High speed is great because you can just come around and just [ffffuck]— you're just like, phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt."

Ryon: "So articulate!"

Felicia: "I just spit all over."

Ryon: "I think that's probably the best rating any video game creator could possibly want. 'High speed is great, you can go all [fucking] pfffffffft!'"


Felicia and Ryon together, reacting to results screen: "'Draw game'!?"

Felicia: "Nobody's in the audience. They're like, 'That was the [shittiest] performance ever.'"

Ryon: "He's reading the paper! He's reading the [fucking] paper!"

Felicia: "All they want is somebody to lose."


Felicia: "Oh [shit], I just killed myself accidentally. No no, I'm [shitting] out bombs for no reason! Oh my god, it's like anal leakage. It's like the worst power to get."

Ryon: "Olestra?"

Felicia: "Olestra."


Felicia: "The irony is that the person who won is the worst player."

Ryon: "It's like rain on your wedding day."


Felicia: "You— you are a [fuck]."

Ryon: "I am well aware of that. You've told me many times."


Felicia: "The number one game we've played the whole time, even though I wasn't particularly talented, competent, or victorious, ever, I would say the enjoyment of blowing myself up repeatedly and basically handing him victory after victory, with no skill on his part whatsoever—"

Ryon: "Incredibly satisfying on my part, too."

Rating

Felicia: "The number one game we've played"

Ryon: "Number one"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:07 Opening theme
0:17 Host intro
0:52 Game begins
3:47 "Observation of the Week"
10:41 Cheat code time
10:57 Ro-Sham-Co-Optitude
13:55 Rating and outro
14:32 End card/promo
14:47 Closing theme
14:50 End video

Trivia

  • It took Felicia and Ryon 11 rounds of ro-sham-bo to finally break the tie. Felicia won, rock beating scissors.

Gallery

  • Felicia is unimpressed with Ryon's "R-Dawg" moniker.

  • Mega Bomberman cartridge

  • Felicia "[shitting] out bombs"

  • Draw games bore the audience

  • Felicia finally winning ro-sham-bo after the 10th consecutive tie

  • Felicia's articulate review of the game

External links

Social media

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