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==Quotes==
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Ryon and Felicia together, then Felicia quickly resorting to mumbling along: "Hey, everybody! It's time for another episode of ''Co-Optitude'' where we're gonna prance like trained monkeys and orca killer whales for your amusement, and just like killer whales, you're gonna abuse us in captivity and we'll have to do it again and again and again forever."
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Ryon, reading back of box: "'If you have epilepsy or have had seizures or other unusual reactions to flashing lights or patterns, consult a doctor before playing video games.' ''Co-Optitude'', starring Ryon Day, will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred watching this video."
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Felicia: "You're gonna take this and you're gonna adapt it for every game you've ever played. [smacking bongo] Jump jump jump!"
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Ryon: "Like ''Call of Duty''? [mimics drumming frantically]"
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Felicia, gesturing on bongos: "Grenade! Grenade! Grenade launcher!"
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Felicia: "[This game] was the 95th best game made on the Nintendo Power's top 200 games list."
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Ryon: "So it was in the 50th percentile, more or less. Sweet, we're playing the most average game that was released that year!"
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Felicia: "Hey, let's beat off this {{Curse|fucker}}."
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Felicia: "You're playing it like Carlos Santana! Who's not a drummer. I know that."
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Ryon: "Donkey Kong wants no other animals to be alive in the {{Curse|fucking}} jungle except monkeys."
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Felicia: "Do we look dumb?"
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Ryon: "No. This is the most dignified possible way to play computer games."
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Ryon: "Donkey Kong, how many bananas is enough exactly?"
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Felicia: "Everybody's full of bananas here."
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Ryon: "Donkey Kong is just really— Nothing is gonna be alive in the rain forest by the time this dude's done. The only things that are gonna be left in the world are Donkey Kong and bananas."
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Ryon: "I'll bet that his {{Curse|shit}} is yellow. What do you think?"
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Felicia: "No, I did a Cheetos commercial one time where I had to eat seven bags of Cheetos — I am not kidding — within a five-hour span. I did not later poop a Cheeto. It was just a normal poo."
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Felicia, after Ryon defeats a boss gorilla: "He was the father of four or five children."
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Ryon: "Now his mom's gonna have to eat the pups. Oh well."
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Ryon: "Alright, what horrible thing are we gonna do now? We're gonna distribute smallpox blankets I think. That's what we're gonna do next."
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Felicia: "We're like Lisa Frank here. I almost said Anne Frank."
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Ryon, laughing: "Well, I'm sure that we'll have a story like that in this game before the game's over."
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Felicia, clapping to kill enemies: "Everyone dies! Everyone dies! Everyone dies! Bravo for genocide! Bravo! Bravo, genocide! Bravo!"
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Ryon: "So these little guys drop bananas when they die, which means they've actually been stealing bananas from Donkey Kong's supply. That's why they must die."
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Felicia, beating enemy: "Gimme 'em! Gimme all of them! I'll beat the {{Curse|shit}} out of you!"
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Ryon: "Yeah, dig into him! Dig into his guts! Just—"
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Felicia: "RAWR! I'm gonna floss with your intestines!"
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Ryon: "Wear him like a tauntaun."
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Felicia, after Ryon beats boss: "That guy had ''fifteen'' children, and he had a soup kitchen for homeless monkeys."
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Ryon: "Donkey Kong's reign of terror continues."
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Felicia: "Throw everything into his heart. That's the time you were left by your first girlfriend in college."
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Ryon: "Donna Kong? That's what my heart felt like when you left me! It felt like you had exploding pineapples in my heart!"
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Ryon: "He delivers unto me the instruments of his own destruction."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Felicia: "5½ heart attacks"
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Ryon: "5 big bulging biceps"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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|-
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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| 0:12 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:21 || Host intro
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| 1:53 || Game begins
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| 4:20 || "It's on like Donkey Kong Upper Body Workout of the Week"
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| 5:27 || "Poop story of the week"
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|-
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| 13:13 || Rating and outro
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| 13:41 || End card/promo
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| 13:48 || Closing theme
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| 13:51 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 039 - disclaimer.jpg|Editor's disclaimer
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Episode 039 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 039 - coop.jpg|Fake Ad Council PSA
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Episode 039 - game box.jpg|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beats'' game box
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Episode 039 - liability.jpg|Ryon will not be held liable
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Episode 039 - blue steel.jpg|"Aaand, Blue Steel"
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Episode 039 - method acting.jpg|"I'm method acting"
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Episode 039 - cheetos.jpg|Felicia telling her Cheetos poop story
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Episode 039 - anne lisa frank.jpg|"We're like Lisa Frank here. I almost said Anne Frank."
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</gallery>
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==External links==
 
==External links==
  
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd7238ul5gA Donkey Kong Jungle Beat - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 39] on YouTube
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd7238ul5gA Donkey Kong Jungle Beat - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 39] on YouTube
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Jungle_Beat Donkey Kong Jungle Beat] on Wikipedia
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Jungle_Beat Donkey Kong Jungle Beat] on Wikipedia
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===References===
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_Council Ad Council] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty Call of Duty] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Santana Carlos Santana] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoolander Zoolander] on Wikipedia - the film where the fictional "Blue Steel" modeling pose comes from
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetos Cheetos] on Wikipedia
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** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-V8wd_aGPI Felicia's Cheetos commercial] on YouTube
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Fort_Pitt Siege of Fort Pitt] on Wikipedia - where the phrase "smallpox blankets" came from
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Frank Lisa Frank] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Frank Anne Frank] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars_creatures#Tauntaun Tauntaun] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Sampras Pete Sampras] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali Muhammad Ali] on Wikipedia
  
 
===Social media===
 
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/photos/a.345725658813234/711460645573065/?type=3 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
 
* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/photos/a.345725658813234/711460645573065/?type=3 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
  
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Latest revision as of 18:24, 12 May 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.


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Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
Platform GameCube
Published Nintendo, 2005
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Andrew Jewell
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired March 24, 2014
Duration 13:51
Views 132,664
Likes 3,380
Comments 255

Quotes

Ryon and Felicia together, then Felicia quickly resorting to mumbling along: "Hey, everybody! It's time for another episode of Co-Optitude where we're gonna prance like trained monkeys and orca killer whales for your amusement, and just like killer whales, you're gonna abuse us in captivity and we'll have to do it again and again and again forever."


Ryon, reading back of box: "'If you have epilepsy or have had seizures or other unusual reactions to flashing lights or patterns, consult a doctor before playing video games.' Co-Optitude, starring Ryon Day, will not be held responsible for any injuries incurred watching this video."


Felicia: "You're gonna take this and you're gonna adapt it for every game you've ever played. [smacking bongo] Jump jump jump!"

Ryon: "Like Call of Duty? [mimics drumming frantically]"

Felicia, gesturing on bongos: "Grenade! Grenade! Grenade launcher!"


Felicia: "[This game] was the 95th best game made on the Nintendo Power's top 200 games list."

Ryon: "So it was in the 50th percentile, more or less. Sweet, we're playing the most average game that was released that year!"


Felicia: "Hey, let's beat off this fucker."


Felicia: "You're playing it like Carlos Santana! Who's not a drummer. I know that."


Ryon: "Donkey Kong wants no other animals to be alive in the fucking jungle except monkeys."


Felicia: "Do we look dumb?"

Ryon: "No. This is the most dignified possible way to play computer games."


Ryon: "Donkey Kong, how many bananas is enough exactly?"

Felicia: "Everybody's full of bananas here."

Ryon: "Donkey Kong is just really— Nothing is gonna be alive in the rain forest by the time this dude's done. The only things that are gonna be left in the world are Donkey Kong and bananas."


Ryon: "I'll bet that his shit is yellow. What do you think?"

Felicia: "No, I did a Cheetos commercial one time where I had to eat seven bags of Cheetos — I am not kidding — within a five-hour span. I did not later poop a Cheeto. It was just a normal poo."


Felicia, after Ryon defeats a boss gorilla: "He was the father of four or five children."

Ryon: "Now his mom's gonna have to eat the pups. Oh well."


Ryon: "Alright, what horrible thing are we gonna do now? We're gonna distribute smallpox blankets I think. That's what we're gonna do next."


Felicia: "We're like Lisa Frank here. I almost said Anne Frank."

Ryon, laughing: "Well, I'm sure that we'll have a story like that in this game before the game's over."


Felicia, clapping to kill enemies: "Everyone dies! Everyone dies! Everyone dies! Bravo for genocide! Bravo! Bravo, genocide! Bravo!"


Ryon: "So these little guys drop bananas when they die, which means they've actually been stealing bananas from Donkey Kong's supply. That's why they must die."


Felicia, beating enemy: "Gimme 'em! Gimme all of them! I'll beat the shit out of you!"

Ryon: "Yeah, dig into him! Dig into his guts! Just—"

Felicia: "RAWR! I'm gonna floss with your intestines!"

Ryon: "Wear him like a tauntaun."


Felicia, after Ryon beats boss: "That guy had fifteen children, and he had a soup kitchen for homeless monkeys."


Ryon: "Donkey Kong's reign of terror continues."


Felicia: "Throw everything into his heart. That's the time you were left by your first girlfriend in college."

Ryon: "Donna Kong? That's what my heart felt like when you left me! It felt like you had exploding pineapples in my heart!"


Ryon: "He delivers unto me the instruments of his own destruction."

Rating

Felicia: "5½ heart attacks"

Ryon: "5 big bulging biceps"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:12 Opening theme
0:21 Host intro
1:53 Game begins
4:20 "It's on like Donkey Kong Upper Body Workout of the Week"
5:27 "Poop story of the week"
13:13 Rating and outro
13:41 End card/promo
13:48 Closing theme
13:51 End video

Gallery

  • Editor's disclaimer

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • Fake Ad Council PSA

  • Donkey Kong Jungle Beats game box

  • Ryon will not be held liable

  • "Aaand, Blue Steel"

  • "I'm method acting"

  • Felicia telling her Cheetos poop story

  • "We're like Lisa Frank here. I almost said Anne Frank."

External links

References

Social media

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