Episode 41

Felicia and Ryon play Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles and Silent Hill.

Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles

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Platform	PlayStation
Published	LucasArts, 1999
Silent Hill
Platform	PlayStation
Published	Konami, 1999
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Andrew Jewell
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	April 7, 2014
Duration	12:19
Views	205,254
Likes	4,028
Comments	354

Quotes

Felicia: "What game are we playing this week?"

Ryon: "Spaceballs! A little-known video game spinoff."

Jedi Power Battles

Ryon: "Come on, Liam Neesons! Fuck 'em up like you fucked the wolves up. Come on."

Felicia: "Do you think George Lucas personally was like, 'I designed and approve this'?"

Ryon: "No, he wasn't, because this is actually kind of good."

Felicia: "Ohhhhh!"

Ryon: "Oh, burn! Sick burn, George Lucas! Take that!"

Silent Hill

Both still in Star Wars costumes and holding light sabers

Ryon: "Hey everybody!"

Felicia: "It's Co-Optitude time!"

Ryon: "I'm Ryon."

Felicia: "I'm Felicia."

Ryon: "Guess what we're playing today!"

Felicia: "We are playing—"

Together: "Silent Hill!"

Felicia: "Been looking forward to this all week! Let's learn about the game. It's a horror game."

Ryon: "No, let's play."

Felicia: "Alright!"

Felicia, reading: "'It's quiet. Too quiet.'"

Ryon: "'Too quiet.' Oh, come on."

Felicia: "Wow, this is awful controls. Awful."

Ryon: "Um, you must be referring to navigating the real-time rendered environments."

Ryon: "Is that snow—"

Felicia: "It looks like dandruff."

Ryon: "—or is that a ticker tape parade for you, welcoming you to town?"

Felicia: "It looks like someone's scratching their head in heaven. I said that earlier, and you didn't hear my joke."

Felicia: "CHERYL! Get you fucking shit out here."

Ryon: "Is this an entire town of garages?"

Felicia, finding large pool of blood: "Oh god! Cheryl. She's on her period. [laughing] I'm sorry! I had to say it!"

Ryon: "Surfing the red wave."

Ryon: "Oh! These controls are the worst controls!"

Felicia: "Cheryl! I'll take you to Toys 'R' Us! Come on, Cheryl. I'll get you a tampon."

Ryon, laughing: "At Toys 'R' Us!? [in falsetto] My First Period, by Playskool!"

Ryon: "What is this, an outdoor hospital or something? It's like Dr. Nick's surgery room."

Felicia, as monsters attack: "Oh god! Oh god! What are you doing? They're going down on you!"

Ryon: "Officer Stripper. 'You're under arrest. You have the right to remain… horny.'"

Felicia: "Why would you go here for a vacation? Did it have the dismembered bodies on the fucking brochure site?"

Ryon: "'Come see beautiful Silent Hill!'"

Felicia: "Where did you find my body? Did you find two naked mole rat humans eating my crotch out?"

Ryon: "Be careful. It's dandruffing really hard out there."

Ryon: "Gun safety 101: you just point it all over the fucking room. This guy does not need a gun."

Felicia: "Alright, pick everything up in here, because, honestly, we need ketchup."

Felicia: "What the fuck. Was that a pterodactyl?"

Ryon: "It's like Jurassic Park."

Felicia: "This is Jurassic… Silent… Park."

Felicia: "There's so much dandruff in this town. You know you shed about fifty pounds a year of human skin?"

Ryon: "You just made that number up completely."

Felicia: "I made it up."

Ryon: "It's a completely fabricated number."

Ryon, reading restaurant sign: "'Fish n Fries.' Ugh, god, awful."

Felicia: "God, this is a land-bound place. You do not want to have fish and fries."

Ryon, laughing: "That's gotta be the worst restaurant in town. Look at this. 'Should we go to the Fish n Fries?'"

Felicia: "Never go to a place without windows to eat anything. That's just my life philosophy."

Felicia: "What do you think Princess Leia's favorite snack was?"

Ryon: "Cinnamon buns. Naaailed it!"

Character, looking at sign saying "to school": "Hmm, she's at the school."

Ryon: "Way to go, Sherlock!"

Felicia: "Alright, you guys! That was a really fun game!"

Ryon: "Alright. Great game!"

Felicia: "And we wish we could play the whole thing."

Ryon: "We sure do. Unfortunately—"

Felicia: "But it's been a day of things."

Ryon: "Wow. Whew."

Felicia: "God. Gotta go to— [looking at bare wrist] Look at the time."

Ryon: "I know. Super fun."

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:12	Opening theme
0:21	Host intro
0:52	Jedi Power Battles begins
4:21	Silent Hill begins
8:25	"Snack Chat of the Week"
11:56	Rating and outro
12:09	End card/promo
12:16	Closing theme
12:19	End video