Episode 20

Felicia and Ryon play Pokémon Stadium and Hey You, Pikachu!

Pokémon Stadium

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Platform	N64
Published	Nintendo, 2000
Hey You, Pikachu!
Platform	N64
Published	Nintendo, 1998
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Sean Becker James Deuling
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	October 21, 2013
Duration	27:56
Views	309,321
Likes	6,317
Comments	849

Quotes

Ryon: "I'm Ash Ketchum."

Felicia: "And I'm Misty something."

Ryon, laughing: "God dammit!"

Felicia: "I have not learned much about the Pokémon universe since the last game we played, have you?"

Ryon: "Absolutely nothing."

Felicia: "So we didn't do our research, but we did put outfits on."

Ryon: "We did, so that should give what we say more gravitas and veracity."

Felicia: "And respect."

Pokémon Stadium

Felicia: "Okay, here we go! We're gonna rent some animals and fight 'em! But they don't die; they just 'faint.' They 'go to the farm.'"

Ryon: "Like Goofy's wife."

Ryon: "Gotta pick Pikachu, uh, Squirtle, [laughs] and Charmander."

Felicia, laughing: "How do you have a thing called Squirtle?"

Felicia: "I believe that Psyduck is a water animal, so I have to go with that, because that's Misty's speciality. 'Cause I went to Wikipedia, bitches."

Felicia: "Withdraw your Squirtle."

Felicia: "I'm gonna take that color right out of your cheeks, you little fuck."

Ryon, laughing: "Wow."

Ryon: "Okay, I need Pokémon recommendations."

Felicia: "Okay, so— No, just pick. We don't need to be a fucking expert at this."

Ryon: "Alright."

Felicia: "Fuck."

Felicia: "I wanna specialize in, ooh, 'fighting'? Yeah, it's a fighting game. So specializing in fighting, yes."

Ryon: "That seems like a pro tip to me."

Felicia: "Did you get Pikachu?"

Ryon: "No."

Felicia: "You gotta get Pikachu, man! He's behind the glass. He's like, 'Pick me! I love you! Pick me! Pick me! I love you!'"

Felicia: "Aaand, Lickitung. [laughing] I just gotta get that one."

Ryon, laughing: "I think he and Squirtle would get along really well, what about you?"

Ryon: "Oh. [Felicia's Pokémon faints] Man, not a scratch. Good job, Aerodactyl. You're gonna get an extra pound of meat in your cage tonight."

Felicia, about Lickitung: "Mylie Cyrus's Pokémon."

Ryon: "The VMAs are all yours."

Announcer: "The Pokémon are entirely different types!"

Felicia: "'Entirely different types,' guys. Thank you, Sean Plott."

Felicia, misreading Dewgong: "'Dildong'?"

Felicia: "See you next Tuesday!"

Felicia: "Oh, this guy's the worst! This guy only has two abilities. Who added him to my roster? Me."

Hey You, Pikachu!

Felicia, as Mom: "'Don't forget the PokéHelper that Prof. Oak sent.' I'm gonna go have sex with the plumber."

Felicia: "Everybody just go out and capture wild animals. Do what you want."

Ryon: "Put 'em in the same cage."

Felicia, talking into microphone: "Pikachu! Get over here, buddy! Uh oh, he's like, 'I don't trust this. I think you're gonna capture me and make me fight other people.' Hey Pikachu! Come over here! I just wanna put you in a cage! I wanna put you in my bedroom and never let you see anybody like yourself anymore! Hey! PIKACHU! PIKACHU!! I'm saying something! Get over here!"

Ryon: "Alright, Professor, if you are indeed a professor and not just some guy who put an ad in Craig's List. 'Wanna work with wild animals?'"

Ryon, talking softly into microphone: "Pikachuuuu! Come here, buddy! Come here, buddy! Come on! Pikachu! Come here, buddy! Come on, stupid! Come on! There ya go. Hey, buddy! Okay, now what."

Felicia: "Just punch all the buttons. Grab him! Grab him! Grab him!"

Ryon, into microphone: "Attack!"

Felicia, as Mom: "'Welcome home. You sure look happy. Did the test go well? Is that so. You got to talk to Pikachu—"

Ryon: "Mom didn't even wait for me to respond."

Felicia, putting hand in Ryon's face: "Mnyehh, 'You're going out again tomorrow?'"

Ryon: "She's phoning it in."

Felicia: "Phoning it in."

Ryon, as Mom: "'Why don't you go out in the woods with that older man again tomorrow?'"

Ryon: "God, [Professor Oak's] in my TV now! This is a David Lynch film!"

Ryon prepares to speak into the microphone to wake up Pikachu

Felicia, leaning into Ryon's mic: "PIKACHU!!!"

Professor Oak's dialog box: "What on earth did PIKACHU pick up?"

Ryon, laughing: "Well, Professor Oak, I'm no expert at these matters, but I think it was a ball."

Felicia, reading Professor Oak's dialog: "'I guess it a [beach ball].' Thank you, PhD in balls!"

Off-screen: "This game is for toddlers!"

Ryon, as Pikachu produces an apple from nowhere: "Whoa, what? Where'd he pull that from? I don't wanna know."

Felicia: "Ass apple!"

Ryon, into microphone: "Ass apple."

Pikachu nods

Felicia, laughing: "Yeah! It's an ass apple! He loves it! He loves it! Finally somebody gets him."

Ryon, softly into microphone: "Bye, little buddy."

Felicia: "Nightmare."

Ryon, softly into microphone again: "Goodbye, buddy. Goodbye."

Felicia: "Oh, he's so confused."

Felicia, grabbing Ryon's microphone: "ADIOS, FUCKER!!"

Felicia, as Pikachu: "'Hi! I'm watching you!'"

Ryon, as Pikachu: "'I touched your hair while you slept!'"

Felicia, as Pikachu: "'I thought we could take a bath together!'"

Felicia, as Mom: "'Have a nice time! Take care! I'm gonna have sex with the plumber.'"

Ryon, as the protagonist: "'Mom says the plumber needs to lay some pipe. Boy, our house sure has bad plumbing.'"

Felicia: "He's a Pokémon professor, and yet he's never seen the daily activities of a wild Pokémon!? Who is this joker?"

Felicia, singing: "Picnic time for Bulbasaur! The little Bulbasaur is having a wonderful time today! Watch them [indistinct] picnic time for Bulbasaur!"

Ryon, as camera ominously follows Pikachu into dark woods: "In 1998, a small boy disappeared in the woods while playing with his wild Pokémon. We found this footage from a camera deep in the Ochre Woods."

Ryon: "What is he carrying? What is that?"

Felicia: "He's just picking up anything. It's a fucking razor. Just put it on my wrists."

Felicia: "Oh god, he invited people over. This is so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing! Charmander's here. Oh dude! I remembered a name!"

Ryon, reading protagonist's dialog: "'Gosh, will Pikachu come tomorrow, too?'"

Felicia: "Yes, he will. Spoiler alert."

Felicia, as Mom: "'Have a nice time! Take care.' I'll be having sex with the plumber!"

Ryon: "Oh, that creepy font? Ugh."

Felicia: "That's Professor Oak's handwriting. He only has crayons in his backpack."

Felicia: "Oh! Charmander's up there."

Ryon: "Wow, he's just watching him from afar."

Felicia: "He has a rifle in his hand."

Felicia: "Do something with Oddjob or whatever the fuck his name is."

Felicia: "I would rather babysit a two-year-old than play this game more now."

Rating

Pokémon Stadium

Felicia: "8 out of 10 Lickitungs"

Ryon: "10 [indistinct]"

Hey You, Pikachu!

Ryon: "12 shrill voices"

Felicia: "25 plumbers"

Cue points

0:00	Cold open as Ash and Misty
0:17	Opening theme
0:26	Host intro
1:51	Pokémon Stadium begins
7:27	"Pokemon Recommendations of the Week"
16:23	Hey You, Pikachu! begins
22:37	"Song of the week"
27:23	Rating and outro
27:41	End card/promo
27:54	Closing theme
27:56	End video