Episode 82
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| The Typing of the Dead | |
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| Platform | Dreamcast |
| Published | Sega, 2001 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Zac Eubank |
| Director of cinematography | Omer Ganai |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Aline Oliviera |
| Graphics | Natalia Daniels |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Becca Scott |
| Gaffer | David Thompson |
| Makeup | Cat Paschen |
| Production coordinator | Nick Appelbaum |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | February 23, 2015 |
| Duration | 12:38 |
| Views | 153,715 |
| Likes | 4,604 |
| Comments | 491 |
Quotes
Felicia: "Welcome to Co-Optitude, everyone, where I play games with my male sibling…"
Ryon: "…and I play games with my sister, Felicia."
Felicia: "No, you were supposed to say 'female sibling.'"
Ryon: "Why? Why do I have to do what you do?"
Felicia: "Because you have to match!"
Ryon: "Why?"
Felicia: "Because that was the gag!"
Ryon: "What the gag was you thought you I was gonna do something and I did the other thing. That's the gag."
Ryon, reading back of the CD case: "'Learn to type. Your keyboard is your weapon as you square off against grisly ghouls and [stumbling] corp-er-rate or com-pot— Corp— Cooperate or compete.'"
Felicia: "Oh my god!"
Ryon: "I'm typing soon."
Felicia: "'Compote'!"
Ryon: "COM-pete. Compote. Never mind, anyway, they're not gonna use that cut."
Felicia: "Yes they will!"
Ryon: "Did they actually have these set up in arcades with keyboards?"
Felicia: "That would be so baller. That would be like—"
Ryon: "Balla? That would be so balla."
Felicia: "Yeah."
Ryon: "Hey, kids, we're using your lingo! Typing's pretty cool, but you know what's not cool?"
Felicia: "You moved it to training mode! We're better than that!"
Ryon: "No we're not. Let's be honest here."
Felicia, objecting to Ryon piling things for his keyboard to rest on: "Wait, no, dude, you can't like—"
Ryon: "Can't do that. I'm gonna make a contraption here. I'm making a contraption."
Felicia: "Stop it! No, you can't! You can't do this! This is hax."
Ryon: "This is hax, dude."
Felicia: "This is hax. We need a desk brought in."
Ryon: "Leet mods, dude. [Fuck] yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass now. This is perfect."
Felicia: "No, you can't be making a desk! It's not how you play the Dreamcast!"
Felicia, reading typing prompt: "'Sea lion'! Can I talk to you about Gamergate?"
Ryon: "It's about ethics in gaming journalism!"
Ryon, reading typing prompt: "'90% rubbish.' They know about you. Oh snap, shots fired."
Ryon, to prompt "ding-a-ling": "Hey, they know about you."
Ryon, to prompt "You womanizer": "They know about me."
Felicia: "I beat you."
Ryon: "Yeah you did. Do you type that a lot?"
Ryon, misreading "Dogs of the AMS": "'Dogs of the anus'?"
Felicia: "They know about you."
Ryon, reading prompt: "'Toad face'? Oh, they know about you."
Felicia, reading prompt: "'Old sugar.'"
Ryon: "They know about you!"
Felicia, reading prompt: "'Grandma's boy'? They know about you!"
Ryon, reading prompt: "'Serious defect'? They know about you."
Felicia, reading prompt: "'Boofa'?"
Ryon: "They know about you!"
Ryon, reading prompt: "'Daddy'? They don't know about me!"
Felicia, about hydra boss on screen: "That's what's in your urethra right now."
Ryon: "It's penis rats."
Ryon, reading question: "'Which can you play with mom?'"
Felicia: "'Kiss chase'? No, you do not want to play that with your mom."
Ryon, looking at scores: "God, Agent 1, you're gonna be busted down to secretary."
Felicia: "I know."
Ryon: "Except I wouldn't want you typing up my reports, that's for sure."
Both, reading prompt "Walk of shame": "Oh, they know about you."
Ryon, reading prompt "Weak bladder": "They know about you! They know so much about you."
Ryon, reading prompt "Smelly": "They know about you! It's never gonna get old."
Ryon, reading prompt: "'Toilet trained gorilla'?? They know about me."
Ryon: "God, finally, mojo back."
Felicia: "You, you really were whiffin' it, and then I gave you a pep talk that was incomprehensible, and you really came back. It was like, 'Bleh-ahud-ahh!'"
Rating
Ryon: "500 typos and eerily accurate phrases up"
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:11 | Opening theme |
| 0:20 | Host intro |
| 1:54 | Game begins |
| 10:20 | "Metaphysical Question of the Week" |
| 11:46 | Rating and outro |
| 12:29 | End card/promo |
| 12:36 | Closing theme |
| 12:38 | End video |
Trivia
- They make a reference to "penis rats", which appeared in the Battletoads episodes of Co-Optitude and The Flog.
Gallery
Ryon messing up Felicia's intro
Ryon continuing to mess up Felicia's intro
Ryon struggling to read the back of the CD case
Ryon building a "contraption" to rest his keyboard on
They are both really impressed with the keyboard slings
Bobble heads are happening for some reason
