Felicia and Ryon play Trauma Center: New Blood.
|Trauma Center: New Blood|
|Published||Atlus USA, 2007|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Becca Scott|
|Production coordinator||Nick Appelbaum|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||March 2, 2015|
Felicia, with stethoscope: "I'm gonna listen to my heart while you introduce the game."
Ryon: "You're not gonna hear anything because you got no heart. And you're not gonna hear anything up there cause you have no brain. Snap. Ya burnt."
Felicia, reading: "'The Wii Remote is your scalpel.' Oh shit! No, for reals, I've played this game when I first got the Wii, and it's hard."
Ryon, feigning excitement: "For realsies??"
Felicia: "I hate you."
Felicia, in game menu: "'New game'."
Ryon: "Look, I wanna—"
Felicia, selecting skill: "'EASY'!"
Ryon, laughing: "'EASY!' You should narrate this shit."
Felicia: "Wait, look at this simile. 'Watches over the town like an old man.'"
Ryon: "How do old men watch?"
Felicia: "How is that a valid simile? That's not something— Analogy? Which one is it?"
Ryon: "It's simile, cause it's similar."
Ryon: "A metaphor, you're saying the hospital is an old man watching over the town."
Felicia: "Are you sure?"
Ryon: "I am fucking 100% positive, dude."
Felicia: "Alright. Internet, talk to us."
Felicia: "I got a whole 400 comments on a picture that I posted of me and my brother, which should have been 'my brother and I,' and it was like the grammar police were all up in my grill."
Ryon: "I mean, that's really horrible, that was a horrible mistake though. Like I can actually see their point."
Felicia, sighing: "Okay, the analogies are crazy. It's 'swallowed by the jaws of fate.'"
Ryon: "That's a metaphor."
Felicia, laughing: "Okay. Good to know."
Ryon: "Okay, Bangs. Nurse Bangs is gonna bring him in."
Ryon, as Wiimote cursor is shaking: "Oh god, I have the hands of a drunk. My hands are— I got the DTs or something. I don't know what's going on there."
Ryon, reading patient's info: "Alright. Eugene. 'Multiple—'"
Felicia: "He is 70 inches. That's what it says! 70.5 inches. He's like a firehose."
Ryon: "Check this out. I'm gonna sew him up like a sweater."
Ryon: "The white witch from fucking Narnia is here. 'He's eaten too much Turkish delight.'"
Ryon: "I'll goofy juice him. I'll fill him full of goof juice."
Felicia: "Oh god, goof juice. No no really."
Ryon: "She's fine, dude. She's Gucci. She's totally Gucci."
Felicia: "There's so much blood! Really? This fountain of blood is Gucci?"
Felicia: "What is that other flag?"
Ryon: "It's Alaska, dude."
Felicia: "Alaska has a flag? I didn't think about it. I just— I dunno."
Ryon: "That's the vexillology lesson of the week."
Felicia: "Boy, he's— He's quite short, for— I mean, 65 inches is 5′1″."
Ryon, pauses, laughs
Ryon busts out laughing
Loud laughing off camera
Off-camera: "Weren't you a math major?"
Ryon: "Okay, dude—"
Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!!"
Ryon: "Suck it! I'm suckin' it, you need to sew it! I suck, you sew!"
Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!"
Ryon: "That's the deal here! I suck, you sew!"
Ryon: "I'm never gonna ask you to sew a button on any of my shirts, that's for fucking sure."
Ryon: "Five gallons of goof juice"
Felicia: "C" (as in the grade the game gave them at the completion of several levels)
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|9:56||"Ryon's Vexillology Lesson of the Week"|
|13:52||Rating and outro|
- Vexillology is the study of flags.
- Felicia and Ryon's father was a plastic surgeon in the military.
- Trauma Center: New Blood Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 82 on YouTube
- Trauma Center: New Blood on Wikipedia