Episode 24
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| Streets of Rage | |
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| Platform | Sega Genesis |
| Published | Sega, 1991 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | December 2, 2013 |
| Duration | 11:01 |
| Views | 155,061 |
| Likes | 2,911 |
| Comments | 323 |
This episode is an extended edit of footage from The Flog episode 2, the very first video with Felicia and Ryon playing retro video games together.
Quotes
Felicia: "This is— The graphics are not like they are now, are they?"
Ryon: "No. Looks pretty [shitty]."
Felicia: "Sh— Okay, try not to— Try not with the profanity maybe."
Felicia, reading: "'This vicious syndicate—' blah blah blah, okay, start."
Ryon: "You don't want the backstory? It's gonna immerse us in the game experience."
Felicia: "I don't even know what my buttons do!"
Ryon: "I think there's three of them. You can figure it out."
Felicia, as she pummels Ryon's character: "Come here! Come here! Oh no, I'm sorry! Oh, your health is going down."
Ryon: "We really are reliving our childhood with this."
Felicia: "We need to turn off friendly fire."
Ryon: "You can't turn off friendly fire. That's at least a 1998 innovation in video gaming."
Felicia: "Did you see me pick an apple up?"
Ryon: "Why would you want a gross street apple?"
Felicia: "Wait, that's my street apple!"
Ryon: "That is the worst— Would you hold a pipe like that?"
Felicia: "Well, it seems like— No, I would not. It seems like you would hold it lower— You're holding it at the end so it's gonna— ergonomically—"
Ryon: "He's just learning how to be a vigilante. He'll get better at it."
Ryon, singing: "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way."
Ryon: "My hands are cramping. These controllers are rough. They're not, like, ergonomic."
Felicia: "What, do you need them smooth, like a baby? I'll butter them for you."
Ryon: "I need like, ya know, a modern controller. This is like driving a Model T or something."
Felicia: "We don't grunt. You notice there's no grunting here? We're just like all business. Closed-mouth business."
Felicia: "So much denim. Basically in the late 90s, denim was the enemy."
Felicia, examining item that came out of a broken barrel: "Ooh look, it's a family. I don't know, it's so indeterminate. Is that a birthday cake? I think it was a birthday cake."
Ryon: "Barrel cake."
Felicia: "It was a barrel cake."
Ryon: "Had to break a few eggs to make an omelet there."
Felicia: "Wow, that was folksy."
Felicia: "Well, I guess Streets of Rage synopsis—"
Ryon: "Streets of Rage, uh, you're on some streets, you're pretty angry, and you're just beating the crap out of a lot of guys."
Ryon: "I don't like clowns, personally. I gotta beat the crap out of this clown before we end here. I cannot continence this clown being here."
Ryon: "In the last closing moments I just want to beat the crap out of my sister here."
Rating
- Ryon: "The story line, which we didn't listen to, probably wasn't strong. So I give that 1 star. Zero stars for the graphics, of course."
- Felicia: "Sixteen stars, because 16 bit."
Cue points
| 0:00 | Extended edit explanation |
| 0:08 | Opening theme |
| 0:17 | Host intro |
| 1:27 | Game begins |
| 8:47 | "Folksy comment of the week" |
| 10:36 | End card/promo |
| 10:58 | Closing theme |
| 11:01 | End video |
Gallery
Opening explanation of the episode being a re-edit of The Flog episode 2 (including a typo)
Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
Streets of Rage game art
The special police assistance move Felicia and Ryon never quite figured out
They made frequent use of allowance for friendly fire
"Would you hold a pipe like that?"
"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way."
"Look, it's a family."
