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Felicia and Ryon play Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles and Silent Hill.
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| Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles | |
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| Platform | PlayStation |
| Published | LucasArts, 1999 |
| Silent Hill | |
| Platform | PlayStation |
| Published | Konami, 1999 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Andrew Jewell |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | April 7, 2014 |
| Duration | 12:19 |
| Views | 205,254 |
| Likes | 4,028 |
| Comments | 354 |
Quotes
Felicia: "What game are we playing this week?"
Ryon: "Spaceballs! A little-known video game spinoff."
Jedi Power Battles
Ryon: "Come on, Liam Neesons! Fuck 'em up like you fucked the wolves up. Come on."
Felicia: "Do you think George Lucas personally was like, 'I designed and approve this'?"
Ryon: "No, he wasn't, because this is actually kind of good."
Felicia: "Ohhhhh!"
Ryon: "Oh, burn! Sick burn, George Lucas! Take that!"
Silent Hill
Both still in Star Wars costumes and holding light sabers
Ryon: "Hey everybody!"
Felicia: "It's Co-Optitude time!"
Ryon: "I'm Ryon."
Felicia: "I'm Felicia."
Ryon: "Guess what we're playing today!"
Felicia: "We are playing—"
Together: "Silent Hill!"
Felicia: "Been looking forward to this all week! Let's learn about the game. It's a horror game."
Ryon: "No, let's play."
Felicia: "Alright!"
Felicia, reading: "'It's quiet. Too quiet.'"
Ryon: "'Too quiet.' Oh, come on."
Felicia: "Wow, this is awful controls. Awful."
Ryon: "Um, you must be referring to navigating the real-time rendered environments."
Ryon: "Is that snow—"
Felicia: "It looks like dandruff."
Ryon: "—or is that a ticker tape parade for you, welcoming you to town?"
Felicia: "It looks like someone's scratching their head in heaven. I said that earlier, and you didn't hear my joke."
Felicia: "CHERYL! Get your fucking shit out here."
Ryon: "Is this an entire town of garages?"
Felicia, finding large pool of blood: "Oh god! Cheryl. She's on her period. [laughing] I'm sorry! I had to say it!"
Ryon: "Surfing the red wave."
Ryon: "Oh! These controls are the worst controls!"
Felicia: "Cheryl! I'll take you to Toys 'R' Us! Come on, Cheryl. I'll get you a tampon."
Ryon, laughing: "At Toys 'R' Us!? [in falsetto] My First Period, by Playskool!"
Ryon: "What is this, an outdoor hospital or something? It's like Dr. Nick's surgery room."
Felicia, as monsters attack: "Oh god! Oh god! What are you doing? They're going down on you!"
Ryon: "Officer Stripper. 'You're under arrest. You have the right to remain… horny.'"
Felicia: "Why would you go here for a vacation? Did it have the dismembered bodies on the fucking brochure site?"
Ryon: "'Come see beautiful Silent Hill!'"
Felicia: "Where did you find my body? Did you find two naked mole rat humans eating my crotch out?"
Ryon: "Be careful. It's dandruffing really hard out there."
Ryon: "Gun safety 101: you just point it all over the fucking room. This guy does not need a gun."
Felicia: "Alright, pick everything up in here, because, honestly, we need ketchup."
Felicia: "What the fuck. Was that a pterodactyl?"
Ryon: "It's like Jurassic Park."
Felicia: "This is Jurassic… Silent… Park."
Felicia: "There's so much dandruff in this town. You know you shed about fifty pounds a year of human skin?"
Ryon: "You just made that number up completely."
Felicia: "I made it up."
Ryon: "It's a completely fabricated number."
Ryon, reading restaurant sign: "'Fish n Fries.' Ugh, god, awful."
Felicia: "God, this is a land-bound place. You do not want to have fish and fries."
Ryon, laughing: "That's gotta be the worst restaurant in town. Look at this. 'Should we go to the Fish n Fries?'"
Felicia: "Never go to a place without windows to eat anything. That's just my life philosophy."
Felicia: "What do you think Princess Leia's favorite snack was?"
Ryon: "Cinnamon buns. Naaailed it!"
Character, looking at sign saying "to school": "Hmm, she's at the school."
Ryon: "Way to go, Sherlock!"
Felicia: "Alright, you guys! That was a really fun game!"
Ryon: "Alright. Great game!"
Felicia: "And we wish we could play the whole thing."
Ryon: "We sure do. Unfortunately—"
Felicia: "But it's been a day of things."
Ryon: "Wow. Whew."
Felicia: "God. Gotta go to— [looking at bare wrist] Look at the time."
Ryon: "I know. Super fun."
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:12 | Opening theme |
| 0:21 | Host intro |
| 0:52 | Jedi Power Battles begins |
| 4:21 | Silent Hill begins |
| 8:25 | "Snack Chat of the Week" |
| 11:56 | Rating and outro |
| 12:09 | End card/promo |
| 12:16 | Closing theme |
| 12:19 | End video |
Gallery
Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
The Star Wars, Episode I: Jedi Power Battles game box
The Silent Hill game box
Cheryl's period
My First Period, by Playskool
Zombies going down on the protagonist
Officer Stripper
The protagonist failing gun safety 101
"Phallic!"
External links
- Silent Hill & Star Wars - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 41 on YouTube
- Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles on Wikipedia
- Silent Hill (video game) on Wikipedia
References
- Spaceballs on Wikipedia
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace on Wikipedia
- Liam Neeson on Wikipedia - portrayed Obi Wan in Episode I
- The Grey (film) on Wikipedia
- George Lucas on Wikipedia
- J. J. Abrams on Wikipedia
- Ticker tap parade on Wikipedia
- Toys "R" Us on Wikipedia
- Playskool on Wikipedia
- Dr. Nick on Wikipedia
- Jurassic Park on Wikipedia
- Princess Leia on Wikipedia
- Sherlock Holmes on Wikipedia
- Interstate 405 (California) on Wikipedia