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| − | Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big | + | Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big {{Curse|dick}} but then I said Q-Tip instead." |
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| − | Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the | + | Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the {{Curse|fuck}} is this? I don't wanna play a man; I wanna play a woman. Why can't I be a woman in there?" |
Ryon: "Because women can't play games." | Ryon: "Because women can't play games." | ||
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| − | Felicia: "Whoa, I just | + | Felicia: "Whoa, I just {{Curse|shit}} out two bombs. I keep {{Curse|shitting}} out bombs! Oh my god! Stop! Why was I {{Curse|shitting}} bombs out like that!? Look at it! I'm not touching anything, and bombs keep coming out of my asshole! No, this is not right. No, seriously, dude. I just keep dropping bombs out of my ass like I'm a {{Curse|fucking}} rabbit." |
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| − | Felicia: "OH! | + | Felicia: "OH! {{Curse|Fuck}} you, Felicia! Felicia, you're an idiot! [to Ryon] You have no skill! I'm just literally killing myself." |
Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time." | Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time." | ||
Revision as of 10:43, 4 April 2020
The Mega Bomberman episode has the most views of any Co-Optitude episode. If you also include The Flog segments, the Streets of Rage episode has the most views of any Felicia and Ryon video game video.
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| Mega Bomberman | |
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| Platform | Sega Genesis |
| Published | Sega, 1994 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker James Deuling |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | July 22, 2013 |
| Duration | 14:50 |
| Views | 387,618 |
| Likes | 8,397 |
| Comments | 1,416 |
Quotes
Ryon, as comet appears on screen: "Alright, what do we got here? Wow, a Q-Tip!"
Felicia: "Sperm!"
Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big dick but then I said Q-Tip instead."
Felicia: "Well, but you just said big dick so..."
Felicia: "You know, it's fascinating how the mechanics of the physical—"
Ryon, not paying any attention: "Alright, I wanna be— whoa!"
Felicia: "I'll just stop talking."
Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the fuck is this? I don't wanna play a man; I wanna play a woman. Why can't I be a woman in there?"
Ryon: "Because women can't play games."
Felicia, to herself: "Thaaat's why you're single."
Felicia: "Whoa, I just shit out two bombs. I keep shitting out bombs! Oh my god! Stop! Why was I shitting bombs out like that!? Look at it! I'm not touching anything, and bombs keep coming out of my asshole! No, this is not right. No, seriously, dude. I just keep dropping bombs out of my ass like I'm a fucking rabbit."
Felicia: "So I need to go around the corner when I drop a bomb."
Felicia, after several rounds of play and a long pause: "Oh, okay, I get it, we're competing against each other."
Ryon: "Really!?"
Felicia: "OH! Fuck you, Felicia! Felicia, you're an idiot! [to Ryon] You have no skill! I'm just literally killing myself."
Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time."
Felicia: "Oh! I almost— I almost—"
Ryon: "You almost didn't kill yourself? Are you boasting about this right now?"
Felicia: "Dude, it's an improvement."
Felicia: "This is literally the best game I've played in years."
Ryon: "This is pretty much awesome."
Felicia: "Why don't they have this now?"
Ryon: "'Cause you'd have to like do a microtransaction for every power. Do you want additional bombs? One cent. One cent per bomb."
Felicia: "High speed is great because you can just come around and just [ffffuck]— you're just like, phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt."
Ryon: "So articulate!"
Felicia: "I just spit all over."
Ryon: "I think that's probably the best rating any video game creator could possibly want. 'High speed is great, you can go all [fucking] pfffffffft!'"
Felicia and Ryon together, reacting to results screen: "'Draw game'!?"
Felicia: "Nobody's in the audience. They're like, 'That was the [shittiest] performance ever.'"
Ryon: "He's reading the paper! He's reading the [fucking] paper!"
Felicia: "All they want is somebody to lose."
Felicia: "Oh [shit], I just killed myself accidentally. No no, I'm [shitting] out bombs for no reason! Oh my god, it's like anal leakage. It's like the worst power to get."
Ryon: "Olestra?"
Felicia: "Olestra."
Felicia: "The irony is that the person who won is the worst player."
Ryon: "It's like rain on your wedding day."
Felicia: "You— you are a [fuck]."
Ryon: "I am well aware of that. You've told me many times."
Felicia: "The number one game we've played the whole time, even though I wasn't particularly talented, competent, or victorious, ever, I would say the enjoyment of blowing myself up repeatedly and basically handing him victory after victory, with no skill on his part whatsoever—"
Ryon: "Incredibly satisfying on my part, too."
Rating
Felicia: "The number one game we've played"
Ryon: "Number one"
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:07 | Opening theme |
| 0:17 | Host intro |
| 0:52 | Game begins |
| 3:47 | "Observation of the Week" |
| 10:41 | Cheat code time |
| 10:57 | Ro-Sham-Co-Optitude |
| 13:55 | Rating and outro |
| 14:32 | End card/promo |
| 14:47 | Closing theme |
| 14:50 | End video |
Trivia
- It took Felicia and Ryon 11 rounds of ro-sham-bo to finally break the tie. Felicia won, rock beating scissors.
Gallery
Felicia is unimpressed with Ryon's "R-Dawg" moniker.
Mega Bomberman cartridge
Felicia "[shitting] out bombs"
Draw games bore the audience
Felicia finally winning ro-sham-bo after the 10th consecutive tie
Felicia's articulate review of the game
External links
- Felicia Day, Ryon Day and Explosives: Co-Optitude Episode 9 - Mega Bomberman on YouTube
- Mega Bomberman on Wikipedia