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Felicia, Ryon, and Wil Wheaton play Nidhogg.

Nidhogg

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Platform	PC
Published	Messhof, 2014
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day Wil Wheaton
Director	Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Aline Oliviera
Graphics	Natalia Daniels
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer	David Thompson
Makeup	Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	April 27, 2015
Duration	13:02
Views	151,387
Likes	3,743
Comments	294

Quotes

Wil: "And it has a font on it that is a Celtic font."

Felicia: "It's a Celtic-ish font."

Wil: "Yes."

Felicia: "Somebody is going to find that font and post it in the comments, and I will say thank you, sir."

Wil: "Why would you go to the comments? Bro, do you even internet?"

Felicia: "Fifty Shades of Felicia."

Wil: "That's the worst image that I think I could possibly—"

Felicia, brightly: "Did you see that movie? Did you and Anne go on Valentine's Day?"

Wil: "The fuck is wrong with you!?"

Felicia, laughing: "Did you go?"

Wil: "No!!"

Felicia: "It's so sweet."

Ryon: "No, instead they did a reading. You did the audiobook version of that, didn't you?"

Felicia: "He did!"

Wil: "I did. I did. Um. And I—"

Ryon: "And he's wearing a gray shirt, just like Christian, his last name."

Wil, pained: "Yup. Yup. I, um— And I also, uh—"

Felicia, laughing: "We made you speechless! We made Wil Wheaton speechless! Achievement!"

Ryon, decoding player colors on screen: "So I'm lime, you're butterscotch, and then Wil is pee pee?"

Felicia, after falling down chasm: "Oh, what!?"

Wil: "Oh! Who died!? Spoiler alert: it was you."

Ryon: "I win. I get eaten by the giant penis. [as player] Take me, penis!"

Felicia: "Okay, let's do some variants, guys."

Ryon: "Let's mix it up. Let's get it kinky in here. Come on."

Felicia: "Okay, please don't."

Wil groans uncomfortably

Ryon: "Wait, did they crucify me?"

Felicia: "Uh, it's a semi-crucifixion."

Wil: "I dunno, it's pretty crucif— I mean—"

Ryon: "It's pretty full-on crucifixion."

Ryon: "Bye! I'm gonna get eaten by a giant penis! No I'm not, I'm just gonna tease it. I'm gonna edge it."

Felicia: "If somebody paid you a thousand dollars, would you eat pee sorbet? Your own pee sorbet?"

Ryon: "Yeah, it's sterile when it comes out, dawg."

Felicia: "What about somebody else's?"

Ryon: "Enh, fifteen-hundred. Fifteen-hundred."

Wil, reaching end: "Ahhh-haha! Oh yeah! Oh, it feels so good in a spree of victory! Look at how much time I'm spending here! Awwwww yeaaaah! Oh you guys! Hrngggh! Mmmmm! Oh god, look at what I'm doing! Yeah! Look at him go!"

Ryon: "You look like you're scooting like a dog."

Wil: "I'm sort of like, I'm dragging my ass on the carpet. [snake eats him] Ohhh!"

Ryon: "You're a sore winner!"

Ryon: "You don't expect 'em to come from behind, do you?"

Wil: "I kinda do."

Wil: "Oh my god, you're gonna glitch and you're gonna lose!"

Ryon: "You bugged it. You bugged it. You can't win."

Felicia: "You're fucking kidding me."

Ryon: "Undefeated!"

Felicia: "Guys, I won! I won for sure!"

Wil: "No, it doesn't look like you won."

Ryon: "No."

Felicia: "The penis refuses me!"

Ryon: "Does that look like a victory condition to you?"

Wil: "No, does not look like a victory to me."

Ryon: "I see a suspicious lack of giant, flying, pink dicks."

Wil: "Yeah. I don't— Yeah."

Felicia: "Guys, this is not fair! This is unfair in every way!"

Wil: "Kinda like life."

Wil: "He just knows that making you want it—"

Felicia: "Yes. He's like, 'You want it? You want it? Here's a penis.'"

Ryon: "He was edging you."

Felicia: "It's like any good sex is, 'You want it? No. You want it? No.'"

Ryon: "Any good sex is based off denial?"

Felicia: "No, it's not. I don't know what— Please let's not talk about it."

Ryon: "So many GIFs. So many animated GIFs."

Felicia: "Oh! I got my first blow."

Ryon and Wil: "I remember my first blow!"

Felicia, doing awful French accent: "Oh! Hello! Eh you open ze door, you get my butterscotch."

Wil: "I'm rendered inert by you doing an accent that doesn't sound like a Jamaican."

Felicia: "Blah! Golden showerrr! [kills Wil] Blah! Golden showerrr! Blahhhh! [kills Wil] Golden— blahhh! [kills Wil]"

Wil: "What is going on!?"

Felicia: "Guys, this is it. This is our last one. Last one. Let me redeem myself. I mean, really, if it's not good then I'll just use the last one where I won as the last one to end."

Rating

Ryon: "10 golden showers"

Felicia: "52 butterscotch badonks"

Wil: "12 Wheaton beards"

Cue points

0:00	"Warning: Bad audio"
0:02	"This week" preview
0:16	Opening theme
0:24	Host intro
1:56	Game begins
6:21	"Unprompted Plug of the Week"
11:35	Rating and outro
12:52	End card/promo
12:59	Closing theme
13:02	End video

Trivia

On Wil's show, TableTop, they have a running gag of awarding a trophy to the winner of that episode, but due to budget they have to reuse the same one and simply write the winner's name on a piece of tape on the trophy, which he peels off and sticks on their shirt for them to keep. So the joke here was Felicia gave Wil a proper trophy to keep with a proper engraving on it.

Gallery

A warning about the bad audio
Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode while Ryon stabs his sister
Introducing Wil as a guest
Nidhogg game art
No, Wil did NOT see Fifty Shades of Gray
Felicia earning her "make Wil speechless" achievement
Lime, butterscotch, and pee pee
The victory penis claiming the winner
Felicia being a creepy lump
Felicia being negged by the flying penis
Felicia celebrating her victory
Ryon and Wil aren't as excited about her victory
Wil screaming in victory in Felicia's ear
Wil is the winner
Felicia presents Wil with a proper trophy
Engraving on the trophy

External links

Nidhogg Let's Play: Co-Optitude on YouTube
Nidhogg (video game) on Wikipedia
TableTop (web series) on Wikipedia - Wil's show on Geek & Sundry

References

Celts on Wikipedia
Monotype Old English Text on MyFonts.com - a blackletter typeface with a fairly close match for the Nidhogg logo Wil refers to
Do You Even Lift? on Know Your Meme - what Wil's referencing when he says "Bro, do you even internet?"
Fifty Shades of Grey on Wikipedia
AnneWheaton.com - Wil's wife, the Anne Felicia refers to
Urolagnia on Wikipedia - aka "golden shower"

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