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+ | Felicia and Ryon play Battletoads. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 28 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span> | ||
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+ | This episode is an extended edit of the retro video game segment from [[The Flog episode 39]]. | ||
{{Episode summary | {{Episode summary | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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− | Ryon: "Put me down, | + | Ryon: "Put me down, {{Curse|motherfucker}}." |
Felicia: "Nooo! You're a little—" | Felicia: "Nooo! You're a little—" | ||
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Felicia: "It's like a baby kitten." | Felicia: "It's like a baby kitten." | ||
− | Ryon: "It's like picking up a cat by the scruff of the neck. I've just gone limp. Like literally I can't do | + | Ryon: "It's like picking up a cat by the scruff of the neck. I've just gone limp. Like literally I can't do {{Curse|shit}} right now." |
Felicia: "If you pick up a toad above your head like that it will go limp." | Felicia: "If you pick up a toad above your head like that it will go limp." | ||
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Felicia: "Well, game mechanics, they were hard nuts and not well thought out." | Felicia: "Well, game mechanics, they were hard nuts and not well thought out." | ||
− | Ryon: "There's definitely a lot of ' | + | Ryon: "There's definitely a lot of '{{Curse|fuck}} you' game play." |
Felicia: "There was. Like, hey, you know what?" | Felicia: "There was. Like, hey, you know what?" | ||
− | Ryon: "Yeah, | + | Ryon: "Yeah, {{Curse|fuck}} you." |
− | Felicia: "Yeah, | + | Felicia: "Yeah, {{Curse|fuck}} you." |
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− | Felicia: "Oh, | + | Felicia: "Oh, {{Curse|god}} dammit, early games!" |
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Ryon: "Bok, watch out, toads! B-bok!" | Ryon: "Bok, watch out, toads! B-bok!" | ||
− | Felicia: "Oh my god, what the | + | Felicia: "Oh my god, what the {{Curse|fuck}} is that voice!?" |
Ryon: "It was a chicken!" | Ryon: "It was a chicken!" | ||
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Felicia: "Yeah, that makes no sense. I mean, it kinda does." | Felicia: "Yeah, that makes no sense. I mean, it kinda does." | ||
− | Ryon: "It's just non-stop | + | Ryon: "It's just non-stop {{Curse|bullshit}} with this game. It just never ends." |
Felicia: "Jesus, tell me how you really feel." | Felicia: "Jesus, tell me how you really feel." | ||
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− | Felicia: "Okay, we're gonna get down the wookie hole and then we're ending this | + | Felicia: "Okay, we're gonna get down the wookie hole and then we're ending this {{Curse|fucker}}." |
Ryon: "Get to the base of the urethra." | Ryon: "Get to the base of the urethra." | ||
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Ryon: "Why would they throw at you the exact thing you need to kill them?" | Ryon: "Why would they throw at you the exact thing you need to kill them?" | ||
− | Felicia: "I mean, that's why good will always triumph evil. Because evil always has a mechanic that makes them a dip | + | Felicia: "I mean, that's why good will always triumph evil. Because evil always has a mechanic that makes them a dip{{Curse|shit}}." |
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− | Felicia: "Oh, oh, I need it, I need it, I need that | + | Felicia: "Oh, oh, I need it, I need it, I need that {{Curse|shit}}. No! Whenever I need it, they don't— My tongue doesn't come out!" |
Ryon laughs quietly | Ryon laughs quietly | ||
− | Felicia: "Shut up. | + | Felicia: "Shut up. {{Curse|God}} dammit, stop it! You're like the internet!" |
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− | Ryon: "Now, what I don't understand is how can they possibly call children of our generation have ADD when clearly someone had enough concentration to try this | + | Ryon: "Now, what I don't understand is how can they possibly call children of our generation have ADD when clearly someone had enough concentration to try this {{Curse|shit}} until they made it? Kids don't need Ritalin; they need to play this for like an hour and go, 'Now I know how to concentrate.'" |
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
− | * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IJHU3xiGk | + | * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-IJHU3xiGk Battletoads - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 28] on YouTube |
− | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battletoads_(video_game) Battletoads | + | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battletoads_(video_game) Battletoads (video game)] on Wikipedia |
===Social media=== | ===Social media=== | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/417717951173640192 Geek & Sundry's tweet] | * [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/417717951173640192 Geek & Sundry's tweet] | ||
− | [[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]] | + | [[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day|Episode 028]] |
− | [[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]] | + | [[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day|Episode 028]] |
− | [[Category:Co-Optitude episodes edited from The Flog footage]] | + | [[Category:Complete episode article|Episode 028]] |
− | [[Category:Videos recorded in Felicia's garage]] | + | [[Category:Co-Optitude episodes edited from The Flog footage|Episode 028]] |
+ | [[Category:Videos recorded in Felicia's garage|Episode 028]] |
Latest revision as of 06:02, 19 May 2020
Felicia and Ryon play Battletoads.
This episode is an extended edit of the retro video game segment from The Flog episode 39.
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Battletoads | |
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Platform | Sega Genesis |
Published | Tradewest, 1991 |
Credits | |
Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
Director | Sean Becker |
Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
Editing | Chris Willett |
Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
Music | Jason Charles Miller |
Production assistant | Annie Liu |
Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
First aired | December 30, 2013 |
Duration | 16:30 |
Views | 159,363 |
Likes | 3,920 |
Comments | 556 |
Quotes
Felicia: "Oh, it's a whimsical animal."
Ryon: "Is that a chicken?"
Felicia: "It's a chicken. I hate chicken feet. In jeans? This is worse."
Ryon: "His knees are bending like a people!"
Ryon: "Eyyyyyy! I like this game."
Ryon: "Put me down, motherfucker."
Felicia: "Nooo! You're a little—"
Ryon: "And you can't do anything about it! You just go limp like a possum."
Felicia: "It's like a baby kitten."
Ryon: "It's like picking up a cat by the scruff of the neck. I've just gone limp. Like literally I can't do shit right now."
Felicia: "If you pick up a toad above your head like that it will go limp."
Felicia: "No, I don't want to punch you; I want to get on you. I always say that to everyone. I don't wanna punch you; I wanna get on you."
Ryon: "Baby, I wanna get on you."
Felicia: "No no, you gotta approach them from the back. You gotta get on 'em from the back."
Ryon: "You gotta hit 'em. You gotta hit them then mount them. It's like a life lesson. Before you mount them you have to hit them a bit first. While they're unconscious as well, you have to— You have to wait until they're unconscious."
Felicia: "Well, game mechanics, they were hard nuts and not well thought out."
Ryon: "There's definitely a lot of 'fuck you' game play."
Felicia: "There was. Like, hey, you know what?"
Ryon: "Yeah, fuck you."
Felicia: "Yeah, fuck you."
Ryon: "Alright, remember, you gotta hit 'em before you can mount them. They won't let you mount them unless you knock them unconscious first. There ya go."
Felicia: "I don't like how you say that over and over."
Felicia: "Any frog worth his merit— I have knee pads on, yet I can't kick."
Ryon: "Any frog worth his salt."
Felicia: "Any frog— No, you don't wanna put salt on a frog."
Felicia: "Oh, god dammit, early games!"
Felicia: "I think you heal by suckin' 'em."
Ryon laughs quietly
Felicia: "Shut up."
Ryon: "Bok, watch out, toads! B-bok!"
Felicia: "Oh my god, what the fuck is that voice!?"
Ryon: "It was a chicken!"
Felicia: "Bok!"
Ryon, as chicken: "Bok, watch out, toads! There's bound to be a whole toad load of trouble braaawk get it, toads, you're toads!"
Felicia: "We're going down someone's trachea right now. We're going down a wookie hole, which is the same thing as a urethra."
Ryon: "The urethra is the wookie hole?"
Felicia: "That's what I call it!"
Ryon: "I'm never not gonna call it that now. Like if I ever go to the urologist, I'm like, 'Doc, are gonna like look in my wookie hole? It kinda burns when I urinate.'"
Felicia: "I have a burning wookie hole, doctor."
Ryon: "It burns when I urinate. I think I need you to look in my wookie hole."
Ryon: "Whoa, I punched the pipe."
Felicia: "You punched the pipe."
Ryon: "I punched the pipe. The stupidity never ends with this game."
Felicia: "This game has no internal logic."
Ryon: "That's such a subtle bit of stupidity, being able to kill a weapon on the ground."
Felicia: "Yeah, that makes no sense. I mean, it kinda does."
Ryon: "It's just non-stop bullshit with this game. It just never ends."
Felicia: "Jesus, tell me how you really feel."
Felicia: "Look at me, I'm trying to suck it and it won't happen."
Ryon laughs quietly
Felicia: "Shut up. Shut up!"
Felicia: "Okay, we're gonna get down the wookie hole and then we're ending this fucker."
Ryon: "Get to the base of the urethra."
Felicia: "The stem. Where the balls are."
Ryon: "I think we got to the middle of the shaft."
Felicia: "God, it was such a long shaft. God I have a neck ache now."
Ryon: "Gotta get to the prostate."
Felicia: "Get down to the prostate, see what's growing down there."
Felicia: "I mean, there is no way to get them in your mouth!"
Ryon: "Why would they throw at you the exact thing you need to kill them?"
Felicia: "I mean, that's why good will always triumph evil. Because evil always has a mechanic that makes them a dipshit."
Felicia: "You wanna be on bottom or top?"
Ryon laughs quietly
Felicia: "Shut— Gross, stop it."
Ryon: "This is really horrible, and this should have ended by now."
Felicia: "No no, we need to get to the bottom of the urethra, cuz there is infection on the sides. There's like herp' in the middle, syph' in the sides."
Felicia: "Look at that. Look at the sperm. That's where the sperm are stored right below us. Look at that. Girls and boys! …That's not how it works, guys. Little girls and little boys! Jump in the sperm!"
Ryon: "Someone did not take biology."
Felicia: "Oh, oh, I need it, I need it, I need that shit. No! Whenever I need it, they don't— My tongue doesn't come out!"
Ryon laughs quietly
Felicia: "Shut up. God dammit, stop it! You're like the internet!"
Both: "Low! Juuump! Jump again! Jump again! Low! High!"
Felicia: "NOOOOO!"
Ryon: "I jumped too soon."
Felicia: "I did too. It was premature ejumpulation."
Felicia: "THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER MADE!! It's literally the worst!"
Ryon: "Now, what I don't understand is how can they possibly call children of our generation have ADD when clearly someone had enough concentration to try this shit until they made it? Kids don't need Ritalin; they need to play this for like an hour and go, 'Now I know how to concentrate.'"
Ryon: "Please, go to the doctor. Go to your doctor."
Felicia: "Check 'em for penis rats."
Ryon: "Check your wookie hole for penis rats. Do it for you; do it for your family."
Rating
Felicia: "Thumbs down"
Ryon: "All possible thumbs down"
Cue points
0:00 | "This week" preview |
0:13 | Opening theme |
0:22 | Host intro |
1:07 | Game begins |
3:14 | "Intimacy advice of the week" |
15:51 | Rating and outro |
16:20 | End card/promo |
16:27 | Closing theme |
16:30 | End video |
Trivia
- The editor flashes back to Ryon saying "Eyyy, I like this game!" nine times.
Gallery
External links
- Battletoads - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 28 on YouTube
- Battletoads (video game) on Wikipedia