Episode 94

Felicia and Ryon play Cook, Serve, Delicious!

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Cook, Serve, Delicious!
Platform	PC
Published	Vertigo Gaming, 2012
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Aline Oliviera
Graphics	Natalia Daniels
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer	David Thompson
Makeup	Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	May 18, 2015
Duration	11:27
Views	144,918
Likes	2,918
Comments	394

Quotes

Felicia: "Hey, welcome to Co-Optitude!"

Ryon: "You wouldn't know it's Co-Optitude though because we're not on the Co-Optitude set!"

Felicia: "We're on the new Co-Optitude set."

Ryon: "We're on the old Twitch set."

Felicia: "No, we're on the current Twitch set which doubles for Co-Optitude to be efficient."

Ryon: "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."

Felicia: "You're resentful. You feel like you got downgraded."

Ryon: "No! I am so good!"

Felicia: "It's a bigger set! You can do a cartwheel and everything! Go do a cartwheel."

Ryon: "How many cartwheels have I— I'm not your monkey, dude! I'm not gonna do a fucking cartwheel! I'm on STRIKE!"

Felicia: "Thank you for the dude who— I forget his name, but he gave me this on Steam."

Ryon: "I'm so glad your fans mean so much to you, especially when they give you free games."

Felicia: "It's DT! T— Tender Dave, or something like that."

Ryon: "Tender Dave!?"

Felicia: "We'll put a chyron up and say who the name is! Hey, thanks [mouths silently]. K? We'll just ADR that later."

Felicia, as they watch food tumbling on title screen: "I'm gonna work my way up to lobster no matter what. I don't know, onion? Just plain onion?"

Ryon: "Just a plain onion. No frying."

Felicia: "Fish head. Nobody's gonna order a fish frickin' head."

Ryon: "Raw onion, fish heads. Obviously you've never been to a Chinese restaurant."

Felicia: "I have. I've been to a Chinese restaurant. I don't think people eat the fish head. I think they—"

Ryon: "Dude. I beg to differ. The cheeks are the best part of the fish, dawg. I swear to you."

Felicia feigns retching

Ryon: "You're the shittiest, dude."

Felicia: "No, I'm not the shittiest. I like other—"

Ryon: "If you like fish cheeks, guys, leave a comment. If you're a fish cheek fan, leave a comment."

Ryon, looking at food options: "What are we, in a bowling alley? Are we running a bowling alley or something?"

Felicia: "We have to start out like this. Now I would recommend fish, because—"

Ryon: "Dude, you need to shut up, dude. We're not serving fish, man. We're serving American food here. We want hot dog. Corn dog."

Felicia: "No, we don't need too many fatty things at the same time! We get negative buzz!"

Ryon: "Corn dog, dude. Corn dog."

Felicia: "Alright, I'll get you a corn dog, but—"

Ryon: "Alright, corn dog. Corn dog."

Felicia: "Fine!"

Felicia: "Flush your own shit!"

Ryon: "Oh wait, Chester the Molester's waiting for his food."

Ryon: "Small diet with ice. Coming right up, sir! See how good that was?"

Felicia: "That was a woman."

Ryon: "Whatever."

Ryon: "Turds! Turds everywhere. Corn dog, dawg."

Felicia: "You did not sanitize your hands! YOU DIDN'T SANITIZE YOUR HANDS!"

Ryon: "It's okay. A little salmonella between friends is fine, dude. I'm Typhoid Mary, dude."

Ryon: "Small water? You cheap fuck. Water my fucking ass. Are you gonna tip me? Are you gonna tip me for that water? Small grape!? What are you, a child?"

Felicia: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm like this! I'm like Floyd Maryweather!"

Ryon: "Floyd Maryweather?"

Ryon: "This dude came in at closing. What a dick."

Felicia: "Sopapillaaaaaaaaaaa, ya-ha!"

Felicia: "Sopapillas! Sopapillas! Sopapillaaaaaaaaaa!"

Felicia: "Sopapillaaaaaaaaaa!"

Ryon, laughing: "GOD, STOP IT!"

Felicia, tenderizing chicken breast: "Four five six. Oh no. Did I do five or six?"

Ryon: "I don't know, dude. It's too late. [customer is disappointed] Oh no, it's too tender! One thing that has never come out of anybody's mouth is 'This chicken is too tender.' That has never come out of anybody's mouth."

Felicia: "We still got a rush hour to go. We might have only had two failures. Just get up there. Get up there. There's failure everywhere in life. And that's all."

Ryon: "Oh god, I served a frozen sopapilla, dude."

Felicia: "[gasp] What did you do!? What did you do?"

Ryon: "Oh no, I fucked up, dude!"

Felicia: "What are you doing!? You're disintegrating!"

Ryon: "I'm just awful! Oh no!"

Felicia: "You are disintegrating!"

Ryon: "Oh no! Oh no!"

Felicia: "What's going on!? Your focus! [starts hitting Ryon] FOCUS! This is Gordon Ramsay! FOCUS!"

Ryon: "Oh no, Kitchen Disasters, dude! Kitchen Disasters!"

Rating

Ryon: "10 frozen sopapillas, straight up, with ice, and flavor blast, and butter, sour cream, chives, and onions"

Felicia: "48 dry potatoes"

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:09	Opening theme
0:18	Host intro
1:24	Game begins
9:56	"Felicia's Inspirational Speech of the Week"
10:49	Rating and outro
11:15	End card/promo
11:25	Closing theme
11:27	End video

Trivia

• This is the first episode recorded on the Twitch set, which Ryon remarks on with displeasure.
• This is a game series Felicia has frequently streamed on her own Twitch channel before and since, making a point to play any new games in the series. Community member bloody_albatross modifies the game to replace the customer pictures with photos of people from the community.

Gallery

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  Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

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  Cook, Serve, Delicious! logo

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  Felicia suggests putting the name of the person who gifted her the game in a chyron in post

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  or ADR'ing the name

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  Observing the weird foods falling on the title screen

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  Felicia retching at eating fish heads

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  Disaster strikes as the Windows start screen appears mid-game

External links

• Cook, Serve, Delicious! Let's Play: Co-Optitude on YouTube
• Cook, Serve, Delicious! on Wikipedia

References

• Automated Dialog Replacement (ADR) on Wikipedia
• Salmonella on Wikipedia
• Mary Mallon on Wikipedia - aka "Typhoid Mary"
• Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Wikipedia - who Felicia was trying to reference
• Gordon Ramsay on Wikipedia
• Kitchen Nightmares on Wikipedia - the show Ryon was likely referring to when he said "Kitchen Disasters"

Social media

• Geek & Sundry's tweet
• Geek & Sundry's Facebook post