Episode 93

Felicia and Ryon play CSI: Hard Evidence.

This is the second part of a two-part playthrough of CSI: Hard Evidence. The previous episode is the first part.

This is the first episode filmed on the Twitch set. The first part of this two-part playthrough was the last one filmed on the "Ikea" set. Ryon's intro to the episode indicates he was a little salty about this.

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CSI: Hard Evidence
Platform	Xbox 360
Published	Ubisoft, 2007
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Aline Oliviera
Graphics	Natalia Daniels
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer	David Thompson
Makeup	Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	May 11, 2015
Duration	18:22
Views	109,883
Likes	3,060
Comments	208

Quotes

Ryon: "We got kicked off of our set."

Felicia: "No, we got invited—"

Ryon: "We don't have a set. We got kicked off of our set. Let's just call a spade a spade."

Ryon, recapping the previous episode: "Well, we went through training. We went through extensive thirty minutes of training, which is all you need to become a CSI investigator."

Felicia: "We found a fingerprint on a doughnut bag."

Ryon: "It was not a fingerprint. It was a dick print."

Felicia: "It was a dick print. Well, you said it was a dick print. I don't think every guy's dick is a different print."

Ryon: "I think you should, upon apprehending a criminal, take penis prints."

Felicia: "That seems like a porno. Hard Evidence."

Ryon: "There was a cabbie. He was doused in kerosene and set on fire."

Felicia: "Not funny."

Ryon: "We collected— NOT funny. We collected several pieces of hard evidence."

Felicia, laughing: "The way you said that, it was funny."

Felicia, looking at old photo of character: "Why is she wearing the same outfit in that flyer? She was wearing the same outfit in the flyer! Look! She's wearing the same outfit! She has one outfit!"

Ryon, reading loading screen tip: "Renders invisible evidence, including fluids."

Felicia, nearly spit-taking: "Don't say that while I'm having fluids."

Ryon: "Flewids."

Ryon, moving cursor over character's cleavage: "Alright, I'm sorry, I'm gonna dust your breasts for prints."

Felicia: "Now, come on! Come on, get off there!"

Ryon: "I'm gonna have to shine the UV light."

Felicia: "I don't want to talk philosophy with you, hobo."

Nick in game, moving a mattress off a putting hole: "Appears Ed didn't like having a hole in the middle of his suite."

Felicia: "Oh, he loves stuffing things in holes, as we saw at the fire temple."

Character names

They continued with the "ANUSS" name from last episode.

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:14	Opening theme
0:22	Host intro
2:34	Game begins
6:00	"Sexual Harassment Lawsuit of the Week"
17:39	Outro
18:12	End card/promo
18:17	Closing theme
18:22	End video

Gallery

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  Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

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  The case for CSI: Hard Evidence

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  Reacting to a twist in the case

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  Felicia unhappy about having to pick up a used condom with tweezers

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  Having to swab the used condom

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  Felicia is not enjoying this part

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  Case closed

External links

• CSI: Hard Evidence Let's Play (Part 2): Co-Optitude on YouTube
• CSI: Hard Evidence on Wikipedia

Social media

• Geek & Sundry's tweet
• Geek & Sundry's Facebook post