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Felicia and Ryon play Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.
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| Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers | |
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| Platform | NES |
| Published | Capcom, 1990 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker James Deuling |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | October 14, 2013 |
| Duration | 16:22 |
| Views | 183,832 |
| Likes | 5,242 |
| Comments | 859 |
Quotes
Felicia: "I am a fan of chipmunks and— in person, authentic chipmunks."
Ryon: "You're pro-chipmunk."
Felicia: "I'm pro-chipmunk."
Ryon: "Pro-chip. You're a chipper."
Felicia: "I'm not a chipper."
Ryon: "You're not a chipper?"
Felicia: "Would you say I'm a chipper?"
Ryon: "I don't know. How into chipmunks are you?"
Felicia: "If I were a furry I'd play a chipmunk."
Ryon: "That's pretty into chipmunks."
Felicia, reading Wikipedia: "'Chip 'n Dale first appeared in a cartoon, Private Pluto, in '43. The touring dance troupe started in '79.' Okay?"
Ryon, laughing: "So they're like, 'Let's name some male strippers after the cartoons.'"
Felicia: "Yes. This is the thing though. Um, I don't think they have a video game starring the Chippendales. If there is one, we're playing it."
Ryon: "If there is one, we're playing it next week."
Felicia: "Let me tell you a little bit about Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin is the singer. He's the precocious one. Simon— They were part of a long lore of single men living with animals in the '80s."
Ryon: "Desperate single men—"
Felicia: "Okay, so Dave and Alvin, Jim and Garfield, Man in the Yellow Hat and Curious George. Can you name other single, put-upon men with wacky—"
Ryon: "Post a YouTube comment!"
Felicia: "Post a YouTube comment with—"
Ryon, as commenter: "'Hey, fucker, you forgot this obvious one!'"
Ryon, reading: "'Our cute little neighbor, Mandy.' Oh, they wanna tap that ass."
Felicia: "I never understood the bug companion. What is that guy? He's a fly? His lifespan would be like two days."
Ryon, laughing: "He keeps a bunch of fly eggs, like—"
Felicia: "He hatches a new one. He's like, 'Come on out!'"
Ryon: "They don't even have a name. It's just a number. Ya know? He's like up to number 547 right now."
Felicia: "Gadget's the girl. She's the mouse, who they cannot have trans-species sex with. It just won't work. Their baby would be a mutant."
Ryon: "Oh, Zipper. Zipper 547."
Felicia: "Why are we bothering? Just let the robot overlords rule us."
Ryon: "We gotta take this seriously. We really have to take this seriously."
Felicia: "We gotta get a degree in this."
Ryon: "Zone 0! We finally got past zone 0. They dare not even start it at 1."
Ryon: "Okay, I'll get the flowers and then you—"
Felicia: "And you get all the one-ups? Yeah, that's a really good—"
Ryon: "You turn the faucet handle and I'll do the flowers."
Felicia: "I do all the work and you do all the fucking—"
Ryon: "There ya go. See how well this teamwork works out?"
Felicia: "This is the most unclean kitchen I've ever seen in my life."
Ryon, laughing: "It's got all sorts of flies. It's got all kinds of like disgusting vermin. It's got chipmunks in the stew."
Felicia: "You know what, chipmunks have glands. I'm gonna rub my glands all over these— Look at these glasses. They're gonna be served to customers. I'm just gonna— [rubbing gesture]"
Ryon, laughing: "Yeah, that's right. Poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop. Poop-poop-poop-poop-poop."
Felicia: "'How did I get this sore on my mouth?' Chipmunk glands."
Ryon: "I went to eat at my favorite restaurant in LA. I got chipmunk disease. Chip 'n Dale are patient zero."
Ryon: "Oh, can't even touch water."
Felicia: "Whoa. Water is bad for chipmunks. They never bathe. Their glands can't take it."
Ryon: "Oh, in the pot!"
Felicia: "'What is that flavor? It's so musky.'"
Ryon: "Yeah, 'It's so good!'"
Felicia: "'It's so musky.'"
Ryon, laughing: "'Musky.'"
Felicia: "God, why can't we better than this? Why didn't our mother teach us younger so our hand-eye coordination was better?"
Ryon: "You know what? We should play a game we'd be good at, like Dr. Mario or Tetris. We'd be idiot savants. They'd be like, 'Wow, those guys are legit after all. Maybe they're not fake geeks.'"
Felicia: "'They're fake geeks!'"
Ryon: "'Can they play Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers?'"
Felicia: "'So fucking fake. You don't know every Pokémon ever? Fuck off.'"
Ryon: "Rubber balls are the only thing standing between Earth and alien invasion. And the fact the aliens are like an inch tall."
Sean Becker, off-camera: "I remember being 8 and passing this game."
Ryon: "Good, now I have a data point, Sean."
Sean: "I'm gonna jump in and be a ringer."
Felicia: "You're just gonna get us past because we're so bad?"
Ryon: "Like our controllers aren't plugged in and Sean's like hiding back there?"
Felicia, watching Sean play: "God, this is what everybody wants from Co-Optitude. Competence, skill."
Felicia: "Oh, this is fun. The less I talk, the better I am. I just wanna be honest."
Ryon: "I agree. The less you talk, the better things are in general."
Ryon, about owl boss dropping harmful feathers: "Because nothing hurts like a feather."
Felicia: "Avoid the feathers. They're sharp. They're like razors."
Felicia: "Bye, owl! So much for your wisdom or your lollypop licking."
Felicia: "Oh, here we go, because nothing says 'library' like a kangaroo playing badminton."
Ryon: "Oh, library vultures."
Felicia: "We're gonna finish our last continue. We are not gonna give up. We are Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers. We will have ten to fifteen chipmunk animals—"
Ryon: "And eat five."
Rating
Ryon: "It would be 10 chipmunk pups up, but they ate 5 of them, so 5 chipmunk pups up"
Felicia: "5 of these faces [puffs up cheeks]"
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:06 | Opening theme |
| 0:15 | Host intro |
| 3:07 | Game begins |
| 6:00 | "Lunch Pick of the Week" |
| 11:06 | Sean Becker comes in as a ringer |
| 15:14 | Rating and outro |
| 15:49 | End card/promo |
| 16:15 | Closing theme |
| 16:22 | End video |
Bonus content
Gallery
Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
The Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers cartridge
Not to be confused with the Chippendales cartridge
Felicia rubbing her chipmunk glands on every surface
Sean coming in as a ringer
Sean literally carries Ryon through the level
External links
- Felicia Day Plays Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers with Ryon on Co-Optitude Ep 19 on YouTube
- Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (video game) on Wikipedia