Episode 13

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Secret of Mana
Platform	SNES
Published	Square, 1993
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	James Deuling
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	September 2, 2013
Duration	23:07
Views	212,832
Likes	6,660
Comments	714

This is part 2 of a 2-part play-through of Secret of Mana. Part 1 is Episode 12.

Quotes

Felicia, reading: "This is Kippo Village.' And they don't hate you."

Ryon: "Yet. I'm sure I'll fuck up something soon, and they'll banish me too."

Felicia: "These are very low-slung bees. They can't get over."

Ryon: "Low-slung bees? They can't fly over flowers. Low-hung bees. Not what you think it means."

Ryon: "Oh, bee was carrying a chest. I'm gonna shake it like an English nanny."

Ryon: "We're in the animal shelter, and we're killing their excess stock."

Felicia: "No no, it's a nip den. It's a fucking nip den. It's a den of in-nip-titude. Ha!"

Ryon: "Ohh, god that's bad, just stop."

Ryon, opening chest: "Headgear? Headgear? Oh, look at that. That is nice."

Felicia: "No, put that on me! You don't need more things! You. Don't. Need. More. Things."

Ryon: "No, if it were a woman's headgear it would be pink. This is clearly man's headgear."

Ryon, reading: "'So many small earthquakes.' That's the dwarf term for orgasm, 'small earthquake.' They're a very earthy people."

Ryon, reading: "'Show me that sword.' I heard that last night."

Felicia: "Never gets old."

Ryon, reading: "'It'll break in no time'? I did not hear that."

Felicia: "'It's covered in rust'? You heard that."

Felicia, reading: "'I'll try to make an axe with this. Come back in a while'? No, now!"

Ryon: "Oh, maybe try going to some of our beautiful shows or buying from the beautiful dwarf shop. Buy some tchotchkes."

Felicia: "Why am I so much weaker than you? Do I have any other abilities that compensate for my weakness?"

Ryon: "Cooking."

Felicia: "It's not funny. It's not funny at all."

Ryon: "It's hilarious."

Felicia, reading: "'What? Really? I'll go now, right now!!!' What, he's gotta pee? What's going on? Like, turtleheading?"

Felicia, reading: "'Don't get in my way, "Brother!" I AM FELICI!' And I talk in all caps."

Ryon, yelling: "I AM FELICI!"

Felicia: "Oh good, my axe is done."

Ryon: "They gave us one of those vibrating coasters, like at the restaurants. Like, bzzt-bzzt-bzzt. Your axe is ready!"

Felicia: "No, we gotta fucking buy shit for our loser here. The red-headed step—"

Ryon: "Oh, now we get to play fucking dress-up while Bad to the Bone plays, like a shitty Tom Hanks movie from the 80s? Like do some modeling thing, and we'll look at her like this [arms crossed, shaking head no] until she gets to the right outfit on, then we're like that? [shakes head yes]"

Felicia, killing bees: "Bee all you can bee: dead."

Ryon: "Snap."

Felicia: "Snap, right?"

Felicia: "When [Poopy] levels, she goes [fart noise]"

Ryon: "She squeezes out a level."

Felicia: "What are we supposed to do? This is frustrating."

Ryon: "We've been at it for like two minutes."

Felicia: "Yes, it's frustrating. I'm a modern gamer. It needs to be apparent or I use a cheat code."

Ryon: "Sharelikeascribe!"

Character names

• Ryon: "RYON"
• Felicia: "FELICI"
• Other: "POOPY"

Rating

Felicia: "50 million thumbs up"

Cue points

0:00	"Last week" recap
0:14	Opening theme
0:22	Host intro
0:29	"Rambling Off-Screen Recap"
1:57	Game begins
12:17	"Observation of the Week"
22:35	End card/promo
23:04	Closing theme
23:07	End video

Trivia

• This episode saw the birth of the character name "Poopy", a name that sees frequent reuse in later episodes.
• This seems to be the first episode to use "sharelikeascribe" as a frequently repeated portmanteau of share, like, and subscribe. Earlier episodes end with various other attempts to mash the words together.

Gallery

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  Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

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  Ryon Day's Diary

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  The birth of Poopy

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  Felicia putting up with the game's chauvenism

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  The computer seems to understand Poopy's name

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  Felicia making the sound it should make when Poopy gains a level

External links

• Felicia Day and Ryon Day Play Secret of Mana Pt. 2 - Co-Optitude Episode 13 on YouTube
• Secret of Mana on Wikipedia

Social media

• Felicia's tweet
• Ryon's tweet
• Geek & Sundry's tweet
• Felicia's Facebook post
• Geek & Sundry's Facebook post