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The Mega Bomberman episode has the most views of any Co-Optitude episode. If you also include The Flog segments, the Streets of Rage episode has the most views of any Felicia and Ryon video game video.
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| Mega Bomberman | |
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| Platform | Sega Genesis |
| Published | Sega, 1994 |
| Credits | |
| Hosts | Felicia Day Ryon Day |
| Director | Sean Becker |
| Executive producers | Felicia Day Sheri Bryant |
| Editing | Sean Becker James Deuling |
| Graphics | Steven Sprinkles |
| Music | Jason Charles Miller |
| Production assistant | Annie Liu |
| Stats (as of January 12, 2020) | |
| First aired | July 22, 2013 |
| Duration | 14:50 |
| Views | 387,618 |
| Likes | 8,397 |
| Comments | 1,416 |
Quotes
Ryon, as comet appears on screen: "Alright, what do we got here? Wow, a Q-Tip!"
Felicia: "Sperm!"
Ryon: "A Q-Tip or a sperm. You should be proud of me. I was gonna say big dick but then I said Q-Tip instead."
Felicia: "Well, but you just said big dick so..."
Felicia: "You know, it's fascinating how the mechanics of the physical—"
Ryon, not paying any attention: "Alright, I wanna be— whoa!"
Felicia: "I'll just stop talking."
Felicia, seeing the players labeled "MAN" on screen: "Man. Why are they all men? What the fuck is this? I don't wanna play a man; I wanna play a woman. Why can't I be a woman in there?"
Ryon: "Because women can't play games."
Felicia, to herself: "Thaaat's why you're single."
Felicia: "Whoa, I just shit out two bombs. I keep shitting out bombs! Oh my god! Stop! Why was I shitting bombs out like that!? Look at it! I'm not touching anything, and bombs keep coming out of my asshole! No, this is not right. No, seriously, dude. I just keep dropping bombs out of my ass like I'm a fucking rabbit."
Felicia: "So I need to go around the corner when I drop a bomb."
Felicia, after several rounds of play and a long pause: "Oh, okay, I get it, we're competing against each other."
Ryon: "Really!?"
Felicia: "OH! Fuck you, Felicia! Felicia, you're an idiot! [to Ryon] You have no skill! I'm just literally killing myself."
Ryon: "I just have to be a little less incompetent than you and I win every time."
Felicia: "Oh! I almost— I almost—"
Ryon: "You almost didn't kill yourself? Are you boasting about this right now?"
Felicia: "Dude, it's an improvement."
Felicia: "This is literally the best game I've played in years."
Ryon: "This is pretty much awesome."
Felicia: "Why don't they have this now?"
Ryon: "'Cause you'd have to like do a microtransaction for every power. Do you want additional bombs? One cent. One cent per bomb."
Felicia: "High speed is great because you can just come around and just ffffuck— you're just like, phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt-phbbt."
Ryon: "So articulate!"
Felicia: "I just spit all over."
Ryon: "I think that's probably the best rating any video game creator could possibly want. 'High speed is great, you can go all fucking pfffffffft!'"
Felicia and Ryon together, reacting to results screen: "'Draw game'!?"
Felicia: "Nobody's in the audience. They're like, 'That was the shittiest performance ever.'"
Ryon: "He's reading the paper! He's reading the fucking paper!"
Felicia: "All they want is somebody to lose."
Felicia: "Oh shit, I just killed myself accidentally. No no, I'm shitting out bombs for no reason! Oh my god, it's like anal leakage. It's like the worst power to get."
Ryon: "Olestra?"
Felicia: "Olestra."
Felicia: "The irony is that the person who won is the worst player."
Ryon: "It's like rain on your wedding day."
Felicia: "You— you are a fuck."
Ryon: "I am well aware of that. You've told me many times."
Felicia: "The number one game we've played the whole time, even though I wasn't particularly talented, competent, or victorious, ever, I would say the enjoyment of blowing myself up repeatedly and basically handing him victory after victory, with no skill on his part whatsoever—"
Ryon: "Incredibly satisfying on my part, too."
Rating
Felicia: "The number one game we've played"
Ryon: "Number one"
Cue points
| 0:00 | "This week" preview |
| 0:07 | Opening theme |
| 0:17 | Host intro |
| 0:52 | Game begins |
| 3:47 | "Observation of the Week" |
| 10:41 | Cheat code time |
| 10:57 | Ro-Sham-Co-Optitude |
| 13:55 | Rating and outro |
| 14:32 | End card/promo |
| 14:47 | Closing theme |
| 14:50 | End video |
Trivia
- It took Felicia and Ryon 11 rounds of ro-sham-bo to finally break the tie. Felicia won, rock beating scissors.
Gallery
Felicia is unimpressed with Ryon's "R-Dawg" moniker.
Mega Bomberman cartridge
Felicia "shitting out bombs"
Draw games bore the audience
Felicia finally winning ro-sham-bo after the 10th consecutive tie
Felicia's articulate review of the game
External links
- Felicia Day, Ryon Day and Explosives: Co-Optitude Episode 9 - Mega Bomberman on YouTube
- Mega Bomberman on Wikipedia