The Flog episode 23
Felicia and Ryon play BattleTech: A Game of Armored Combat.
|BattleTech: A Game of Armored Combat|
|Published||Extreme Entertainment Group, 1994|
|Executive Producers||Sheri Bryant
|Associate Producer||Brit Weisman|
|Theme Song||Eanan Patterson|
|Flog Logo Design||Adam Levermore|
|Opening Animation||Efehan Elbi|
|Post Sound||Neno Stevens|
|Post Coordinator||Sophie Parkison|
|Visual Effects||Stephen Sprinkles|
|Additional Music||Kevin Macleod, www.incompetech.com|
|Stats (as of January 18, 2020)|
|First aired||September 3, 2012|
Felicia: "Hey guys!"
Felicia: "Brought this guy back for some more gamin'."
Ryon: "'This guy.'"
Felicia: "This guy."
Ryon: "I have a name."
Felicia: "You don't anymore!"
Ryon: "BattleTech. Another game I've never played before, and the color palette, unlike other games, is very poopy. They're battling over turd world here."
Ryon: "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's giving us our orders."
Ryon: "What am I supposed to do?"
Felicia: "You do nothing. You're feet."
Felicia: "What do these numbers mean ever?"
Ryon: "I think that means that's how much they cost, because in this world, even though we're in the military, we have to buy our own shit."
Felicia: "Don't waste your ammo on the buildings!"
Ryon: "They're enemy buildings. They don't deserve to live."
Felicia: "I know, but don't waste your ammo. This is like the fucking Depression of video games. You gotta get some coupons."
Ryon: "I think we shouldn't touch that."
Felicia: "Oh! Don't touch that."
Ryon: "That's not a wavy health line."
Ryon: "The Rock is not pleased."
Felicia: "There's no 'You did your best.' That guy doesn't—"
Ryon: "'Well, ya can't kinda win a war, can you?'"
Ryon: "Oh, do the fucking radar. [looks at radar] I can derive no information from what is going on on this screen."
Felicia: "Good dodging! I feel like—"
Ryon: "I know, right? This is good teamwork. I feel closer to you as a brother already."
Ryon: "This guy came up on us when we were cooling off. That's like going to a man at a urinal while he's pissing and—"
Felicia: "Saying, 'Hiii!'"
Ryon: "South! South! South!"
Felicia: "No! [looks at radar] South."
Felicia: "Life lesson: you burn one bridge, and you just get more."
Felicia: "We gotta go inside that. That's what every guy says."
Ryon: "Oh man, we are so— The Rock is gonna be fucking shitting his pants in glee. Oh, The Rock loves us! 'Congratulations, I never thought you would make anything of yourself as a kid, but I'm not as disappointed as I was when you didn't make first in the gymnastics competition when you were eleven.'"
Felicia: "1 thumb up"
Ryon: "2 thumbs up" (3 total)
|4:43||Ratings and outro|