Felicia, Ryon, and Hector Navarro play Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games.
|Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||April 6, 2015|
Felicia: "Before we were rolling, Hector was bragging like a bragster about his 'unbeaten' record."
Hector: "I am unbested at Mario Kart 64 at 100cc and I'm playing Donkey Kong and it's Toad's Turnpike. Me versus one other person. Never been defeated."
Felicia: "Wow, that is really—"
Ryon: "Wow, that's very specific."
Hector: "No, I'm kidding! Actually, it's Battle Block Fort. Never been defeated. Battle Block Fort."
Ryon: "Okay, so people said that the London Olympics logo looked like Lisa Simpson giving a blowie. Do you see it?"
Hector: "Uhh, I see it now. Yes, I see it. Absolutely."
Ryon: "Do you see it? I see it too. Lisa Simpson giving head."
Felicia: "Also, uh, Mario: curtain matches the drapes. No."
Hector: "What are his drapes? Are we doing brown hair or black mustache?"
Felicia: "Well, the 'stache—"
Ryon: "He's got a shock of bright red pubes."
Felicia: "No, no, because the mustache is the same color as the pubes."
Hector: "Is that a scientific fact?"
Felicia: "Always. Always."
Ryon: "London Party. Sounds like something dirty, ya know?"
Felicia: "That sounds like a fucking lemon party."
Ryon, laughing: "It's not the same as a lemon party."
Felicia, reading in English accent: "'London Party lets you play a variety of events and bonus games while roaming the streets of London with Mario and Sonic.'"
Ryon: "Oh god, it's gonna be this all, all episode."
Felicia, reading Lakatu's dialog: "'I'm getting chased a lot lately, and I think it's because [shifts into English accent] of a rumor that I have a ton of stickers.'"
Hector: "He doesn't have an English accent. He's from the Mushroom Kingdom."
Felicia: "Oh. [does a squeaky cartoon voice]"
Ryon: "What does the Mushroom Kingdom accent sound like?
Felicia, reading in mumbled hillbilly accent: "'Folks also say I'm goin' scatter'em e'rywhere—'"
Ryon: "So we're going to beat him up and take his stickers. We're sick."
Felicia: "What kind of Olympic spirit is this game?"
Ryon: "Wait, we all won."
Hector: "I was clearly in first place, and now everybody just won as many stickers as I did? Shenanigans on this game! I call shenanigans!"
Ryon: "If everyone's special, no one is special. Ayn Rand did not design this game, that's for sure. She was not the game designer."
Hector: "Hey guys, I have a feeling we're all gonna win."
Ryon: "In our own special way?"
Felicia: "I have a feeling that this kind of game, it is. And that is really the message of the Olympics, is that everybody is equal and everybody wins."
Ryon: "That is not the message of the— That is the opposite of the message of the Olympics, actually."
Hector: "If you try and try and try you will all win."
Felicia: "This is literally— Okay, you know what this is? This is like going to a party and somebody's mom over-programmed everything, so you can't have any downtime and just like—"
Ryon, in falsetto as a mother: "'Alright children, it's time—'"
Felicia, as mother: "'Okay, it's scrapbook time! Wait, the clown's coming! Here's the cake!'"
Felicia: "What is this!? You look like an idiot, by the way."
Hector: "Whoa! You see that move? No, I look really good."
Hector: "Let's affix those stickers."
Ryon: "'Affix'? That's a big word to use for a baby game."
Hector: "'Okay, you're done putting stickers on your sheet.' Thanks, Cream."
Felicia: "Alright, Cream."
Felicia: "I don't like saying the word 'cream' out loud."
Ryon: "I don't either."
Hector: "Keep it real, Cream."
Felicia: "I don't like it."
Hector: "That's her name."
Felicia: "Somebody named her Cream. Baby Cream. Oh, bleh."
Hector, narrating as English sports commentator: "Here comes Knuckles at his first attempt at rhythmic ribbon. Beautiful. Good. Just gorgeous. Look at the form. Excellent balance. Lost his balance."
Hector, about Baby Bowser's rhythmic ribbon performance: "He's pretty good, man. He's actually kind of good."
Ryon: "He is. Look at him fly."
Hector: "I can't stop looking. He's like mesmerizing. I can't stop looking at him."
Ryon: "Look at him. Turtles can be graceful too."
Felicia: "Perfect! Perfect!"
Ryon: "Bowser Jr has something to prove about his species. People said turtles couldn't be graceful, but they're wrong."
Ryon: "4th. Who is it?"
Felicia: "It's Knuckles."
Ryon: "Suckles more like!"
Ryon and Hector laugh and fist bump
Felicia: "15 Creams"
Ryon: "15 Suckles"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|3:12||"Hector's Robbed Childhood Moment of the Week"|
|11:06||Rating and outro|
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 87 on YouTube
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games on Wikipedia
- Mario Kart 64 on Wikipedia
- Shock site on Wikipedia - a more general article about sites like LemonParty
- Ayn Rand on Wikipedia
- Kerri Strug on Wikipedia