Felicia and Ryon play I Am Bread.
|I Am Bread|
|Published||Bossa Studios, 2015|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||March 30, 2015|
Felicia, singing impromptu song: "Co-Optitude is the show where I play games with my brotherrrr!"
Ryon: "I'm not gonna sing it. And I play games with this idiot."
Felicia: "Guys, I'm gonna read the description of this bread. … I'm gonna read the description of this game from the website."
Ryon: "So a duck walks into a bar, right? And he goes to the bartender, and he's like, 'Do you have any bread?' … I think I screwed this joke up. Anyway, this tastes like shit, so— Fuck this bread."
Felicia: "Why don't you look around. [singing to tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart] Look arouuuund, every now and then I wanna find the toaster and I get a little brown on one side. Turn arouuund."
Ryon: "Wow! That's really good!"
Felicia, still singing: "Every now and then I wanna spread the butter and I put a little jam on my face. Turn arouuund!"
Ryon: "God, you're rockin' it today, man."
Felicia: "Oh wow. This is not easy."
Ryon: "I doubt we're gonna pass this level. Just to set expectations, guys, just to level set, we are not gonna become toast today."
Ryon: "Why are you humping the butter dish?"
Felicia: "So disgusting."
Ryon, singing Marvin Gaye: "Let's get it onnnn. Let's get it onnn."
Felicia, as bread is humping various objects: "Get off the—"
Ryon: "God, you're just humping everything in sight! That is one horny piece of bread, dude."
Felicia, as bread continues to hump against her wishes: "This is the worst! I don't like this game!"
Felicia, as bread loses edibility on the floor: "Oh my god, look, look. Look at that. God, it's growing pubes. It's growing pubes."
Felicia, singing to tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart: "Turn around, bright eyes— Bread eyes. Every now and then I get a toast a-blah. And I need you more than toast, and I need you more than sandwich. If you put some Nutella on my face, I'll be the happiest bread slice in— Never gonna be in a stomach until I get something spread on me that's really really chill. I really really wanna know."
Ryon, while trying to knock a Jenga tower over onto ants: "Fuck these ants, dude. Fuck these ants, dude. Fuck these ants, dude. Fuck these ants, man, come on!"
Felicia: "The sense of accomplishment when you got on that counter, I've never been prouder of you. Never been prouder of you."
Ryon: "The Rocky theme should have been playing there."
Felicia, as the bread lands in ants: "OHHHHHHHH! ANTS!"
Ryon: "Ants! No!"
Ryon: "Oh god, I'm covered with ants."
Ryon: "I'm covered with ants, dude! I'm covered with ants. Oh god."
Felicia: "Oh no, you're totally in ants right now. You're ants. Alright, lemme try. Lemme try. I can do this. I can do this."
Ryon: "We gotta palliate the situation."
Felicia: "No, you're dead, dude!"
Ryon: "I'm gonna wiggle, dude."
Felicia: "No! Just— Do not resuscitate! Do not resuscitate!"
Ryon: "Naw, man! It's like I'm trapped in the building rubble, right? I gotta find—"
Felicia: "Dude! Do not resuscitate! [sighs]"
Felicia: "How you gonna get up there? How you gonna get up there? You can't get up there."
Ryon: "No, look, you are such a negative Nancy. I believe in me."
Felicia: "Dude, it's been highly proven you can't get up there."
Ryon: "'Highly proven'?"
Felicia: "Highly proven you can't get up there."
Felicia, as freezer door slowly swings open: "Uh oh, don't get in there. Don't get in there. What's inside there? A human head. A human head.
Ryon: "15,000 ants crawling on bread"
Felicia: "8 vats of yeast"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|6:10||"Musical Interlude of the Week"|
|11:22||Rating and outro|
- Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Video) on YouTube
- Rocky theme song on YouTube
- Let's Get It On on YouTube