Episode 5

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Felicia and Ryon play Nickelodeon Guts.

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Nickelodeon Guts
Platform SNES
Published Viacom New Media, 1994
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Sean Becker
James Deuling
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired June 24, 2013
Duration 13:51
Views 242,052
Likes 6,912
Comments 818


Felicia: "I never saw Guts. Did you watch Guts?"

Ryon: "I never— I think that was slightly after I stopped watching Nickelodeon."

Felicia: "Yeah, when you were like 22?"

Ryon: "I have no comeback. That was really good."

Felicia: "Yeah."

Felicia: "Oh, we have to have a nickname!"

Ryon: "Alright. Felicia 'The Fuckface' Day. That has a nice bit of alliteration to it."

Felicia: "Nope, that's not what I was gonna say. I wanna be the dik-dik. Felicia 'The Dik-Dik' Day. Because the dik-dik is a little deer. It's a little deer."

Ryon: "You can be the dick dick."

Felicia: "When you say it like that it's not— No, I'm changing it. I'm gonna be The Teapot. Felicia 'The Teapot' Day. Tip me over, shit will come out."

Ryon: "Alright, that was the opposite of fun."

Ryon (after player falls 20 feet): "Boy, if this is what it was like, a kid had to have died on this show."

Ryon: "Like, before he went on Guts he went to all the kids in school and was like 'Hey, guys, I'm gonna be on Guts!' And then he like gives the worst Guts performance in the history of the game."

Felicia: "You know what, it's not even worth it. I'm sweating, I'm angry. I'm angry! I'm physically angry at this game. Why would you give this to a child? I mean, it's failure! There's no hope to win in this game."

Ryon (as Felicia's character is climbing): "You're at the end of your rope, would you say?"

Felicia: "Four foot. Standing jump. That's what this kid is able to do."

Felicia: "You could cut me with tiny razors and it would be better than this. Little tiny razors."

Felicia: "Okay, get up. You can do it. I mean, you can't. You just can't do it."

Ryon: "Fuck this game! Fuck this game!"

Felicia: "Everybody's watching me thinking, 'I could do a better job.' You fucking couldn't."

Ryon: "Someone's going to respond with a YouTube video of a speed run."

Felicia (imitating player in speed run): "Toss. Dunk. Dunk. Dunk."

Ryon: "Oh, just wretched, wretched game. That was the worst game we've ever played."

Character names

  • Felicia: "TEAPOTZ"
  • Ryon: "RATTTTTT"


Felicia: "You know how sometimes in the Middle Ages they would open somebody's abdomen, take their guts out, and then strangle them with them? That's my rating."

Ryon: "Three steaming turds"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:05 Opening theme
0:14 Host intro
1:25 Game begins
6:28 "Disaster of the Week"
13:03 Rating and outro
13:31 End card/promo
13:51 End video


  • The typical closing theme was not played. Instead the Guts theme sting closed out the show.


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