Felicia and Ryon play Mount Your Friends and Goat Simulator.
|Mount Your Friends|
|Published||Stegersaurus Software, 2014|
|Published||Coffee Stain Studios, 2014|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||February 22, 2016|
Felicia: "This is as ripped as I've ever been."
Ryon: "Yeah, this is actually slightly less ripped than I am underneath this."
Felicia, unimpressed: "Really."
Ryon: "Yeah, but you know, content guidelines, I couldn't just take off my shirt."
Felicia: "Oh yeah yeah yeah. Sure, you can't take your shoes off on Twitch, you can't take your shirt off on YouTube."
Ryon: "A little foot fetish action going on?"
Felicia: "Do you know anything about these games?"
Ryon: "I mean, I know about mounting."
Felicia: "Please don't."
Ryon: "I know about mounting my friends. But not about the game, Mounting Your Friends."
Mount Your Friends
Felicia: "Can we just talk about the elephant in the room?"
Ryon: "You mean the donger in the room? Let's talk about the cock in the room, guys. Look at that thing. Spinning around like a clock dial."
Felicia: "That's some physics I didn't really need to see."
Felicia: "Why do you get to be Scroties and I have to be Shithead?"
Ryon: "'Cause you let me type your name."
Felicia: "Ugh. What I don't like is the fact that your ding dong's gonna be near my body. My virtual body."
Ryon: "Ohh, I'm mountin' ya! I'm mountin' ya! Look at my donger!"
Ryon: "Now he's just stylin'. He's a real crowd-pleaser, Philip. Look at him, he's just stylin' on you now."
Felicia: "Wow, that is showing off."
Ryon: "Known for his holds."
Felicia: "You know what, it'd be really easy to give birth to babies here. You know what I'm saying? 'Cause it'd just fling out of your vagina."
Felicia: "Yeah! It would just fling out!"
Ryon: "It would just fling out? Like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? What would just fling out? Like the baby would just fly out?"
Ryon: "Just because its arms and legs are flexible?"
Felicia: "It's very limber. They're very limber people. They're a very limber—"
Ryon: "Do you know that necessarily extends to like vaginal canal width?"
Felicia: "I think so."
Ryon, commentating Felicia's player: "Jerald Mockbee was caught doping."
Felicia: "No, come on. That was totally— It was an herb I was taking."
Ryon: "Oh, herbal supplement. Likely story. Is this a redemption story for Jerald Mockbee? Can he perform without his supplements? The answer is—"
Felicia: "YESS! And he's gonna stick here, because he's gonna show the world he is open and willing to change."
Ryon: "A gaping anus finisher."
Ryon: "Fritz Willigar, also known as Grape-Nuts in his own country."
Ryon: "Oh look it, the coin's got a donger!"
Felicia: "Oh my god, it's got a donger too. I wish they'd do a girl version where she just had really swingy titties."
Felicia: "LET GO! Your parents hate you!"
Ryon: "What!? Don't bring my fucking parents into this! They bought me fucking mount lessons at a very early age."
Felicia: "Oh, murder! Murder! You like your breakfast? Murder! You like it? Murder! Where's your children? Where's a child? Child murder. I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna murder your children."
Felicia: "This is not— It doesn't seem ergodynamically, like, authentic."
Ryon, laughing: "'Ergodynamically authentic'?"
Felicia: "You know what I'm saying? Like as a goat, like how—"
Ryon: "'The goat aerodynamics are not quite correct. Last time I strapped rockets to a goat it did not behave like this at all. I have some issues with this game.'"
- Felicia (as entered by Ryon): "SHYTTEHED"
- Ryon: "SKROTEEZ"
- Ryon: "SCHMEGGZ"
- Felicia: "ANOOOOOOOO"
Felicia: "15 goat tongues"
Ryon: "2 horns up"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|1:44||Mount Your Friends begins|
|5:56||"Felicia's Captivating Thought of the Week"|
|9:46||Goat Simulator begins|
|12:47||Rating and outro|
- Let's Play Mount Your Friends / Goat Simulator (Co-Optitude w/ Ryon and Felicia Day) on YouTube
- Goat Simulator on Wikipedia
- Grape-Nuts on Wikipedia
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