Episode 31

X-Men Legends

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Platform	Gamecube
Published	Activision, 2004
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Chris Willett
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	January 20, 2014
Duration	14:44
Views	158,285
Likes	3,995
Comments	288

This is part 2 of a two-part play-through. Part 1 is Episode 30.

Quotes

Ryon: "Get Iceman out of there. I hate that dude. I bet he makes a lot of water and cold based puns, which I really don't want to hear. Every time he kills somebody he's gonna say 'I put that guy on ice,' or, 'Stay cool, bro,' or, 'Chill out,' or something like that, and I don't think I can tolerate that."

Ryon: "Oh, not capoeira. No, get the breakdancing guy out of there. Just, just no. 'Thank you! Don't call us, we'll call you.'"

Felicia: "Do you like this team? Are you really committed to this team?"

Ryon: "It's fine. I just don't want Iceman and I don't want Beast to be breakdancing."

Felicia: "I just feel like he's got dance in his soul. Why would you want to repress it?"

Ryon: "I can't do it, alright? He should go to the subway and busk, okay? That's what he should do. He's too sensitive to make an effective warrior."

Felicia: "Does he ever get laid in the comics?"

Ryon: "Beast? You'd think with a name like that he would."

Felicia: "He's blue down there, isn't he?"

Ryon: "Big furry blue [dick]."

Felicia: "Rogue is kind of unimpressive here, I don't know."

Ryon: "Perfect hero for you then. Alright."

Ryon: "I bet Cyclops only uses Equal to sweeten beverages. That's it. Sugar's too high calorie—"

Felicia: "No, it's Sweet'n Low."

Ryon: "No, Sweet'n Low's pink. He wants blue."

Felicia: "You know what I love, popsicles."

Ryon: "You should have played Iceman then, because I bet he makes a lot of popsicle jokes."

Felicia: "Yeah, that's his euphemism for a BJ."

Ryon: "That's his name for his penis."

Felicia, on loading screen showing Beast: "Look at that toenail. If you had a toe fetish that would be the last person you wanna date."

Ryon: "Or the first."

Felicia: "Ugh. Go get a pedicure! Seriously!"

Ryon: "I'll bet Cyclops eats just white bread with baloney and American cheese singles— Kraft singles, that's all he eats."

Felicia: "The ones with the plastic on each side that are not real cheese."

Ryon: "That way he doesn't actually have to touch the cheese to put it on his sammy."

Ryon: "I bet Rogue shops at Hot Topic though."

Felicia: "Rogue totally shops at Hot Topic. Rogue thinks like Cracker Barrel is the [shit]."

Felicia, after destroying a box they needed to climb over a box car: "Ohhhh!"

Ryon: "You dumb [fucking] piece of [shit] you. Is it good or bad to be that dumb, like does it feel different than people feel, or better? Is it like sleeping on really clean white sheets? Is that what it's like in your world every day?"

Storm, in game: "I feel as strong as a hurricane!"

Ryon: "That's insensitive to victims of Katrina. Especially Rogue would not appreciate that, you know, post-Katrina."

Ryon: "Professor Xavier's going to be really angry. He's like, 'You killed how many? How many people did you kill on a routine mission?'"

Felicia: "God, you're becoming like a professional X-Men Legends player."

Ryon: "Come on! Let's go!"

Felicia: "It's like now we're in some league or something!"

Ryon: "Come on!"

Felicia: "What is your damage?"

Ryon: "Come on, jeez!"

Felicia: "Iceman, when he pees, is it solid?"

Felicia: "We're gonna finish this level, and then we're gonna be done, and everybody's gonna enjoy it, because obviously it was worth two parts to watch me die over and over and kill pretty much all the X-Men in succession."

Ryon: "A Wolverine accessory would be like 'Ed Hardy Shirt of Badassness.'"

Felicia: "Yeah, or just like sleeve tatts."

Enemy in game: "You're going down."

Ryon: "Oh, come on. Is that what they train them to say in like guard school or something?"

Felicia: "What they do is […] a contest in the bad guy HQ, they're like 'Hey guys, we have an intercom system now, and the top ten badass lines we're gonna put on there when the alarms go off.'"

Ryon: "It's one of those team building exercises."

Cue points

0:00	"Last week" recap
0:17	"This week" preview
0:32	Opening theme
0:41	Game begins
8:44	"Totally foreseen one-liner of the week"
14:20	Rating and outro
14:34	End card/promo
14:41	Closing theme
14:44	End video