The Flog episode 13

ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron

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Platform	Sega Genesis
Published	Sega, 1993
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive Producers	Sheri Bryant Felicia Day Kim Evey Sean Becker
Associate Producer	Brit Weisman
Camera	Omer Ganai Sean Becker
Sound	Leonardo Nasca Neno Stevens
Theme Song	Eanan Patterson
Flog Logo Design	Adam Levermore
Opening Animation	Efehan Elbi
Editing	James Deuling Sam Sher
Post Sound	Neno Stevens
Visual Effects	Stephen Sprinkles
Additional Music	Kevin Macleod, www.incompetech.com
Stats (as of January 18, 2020)
First aired	June 25, 2012
Duration	8:38
Views	191,172
Likes	4,023
Comments	683

Quotes

Felicia: "Ooh, cutscene. Don't skip the backstory."

Ryon: "Okay, I skipped the backstory on Streets of Rage, and that was a bad idea. Okay, there's a small blue planet. "

Felicia, reading: "'We interrupt this program—'"

Ryon: "Can I please skip this?"

Ryon: "So I think ToeJam is the chicken-gizzard-looking thing, and then the scrotum is Earl."

Ryon: "Okay, so it looks like the scrotum can teleport. Given that he's a scrotum, I don't want to say what he's throwing there."

Ryon: "Oh, I don't wanna know what that is either."

Felicia: "Teamwork! We're pushing a… nut. A large nut."

Ryon: "He's enjoying it, too. Look at that."

Felicia: "Oh no! No!"

Ryon: "Now he's getting double-teamed."

Felicia, laughing: "Stop. Stop! Dirty."

Ryon: "Okay, the scrotum is stronger than the chicken gizzard."

Ryon: "I'm gonna dry hump this guy. He loves it. Look at this."

Felicia: "Can I get up? I need to go up. Stop. Stop it! STOP IT!"

Ryon: "You're Earl. You're the scrotum."

Felicia: "He's a testicle, not a scrotum."

Ryon: "The scrotum is both balls."

Felicia: "Yes! I'm saying—"

Ryon: "—and the containing sack. And the containing sack."

Felicia: "And I'm saying that Earl looks like one! There is not two balls in there."

Ryon: "He's clearly a sack."

Ryon: "Stop fucking around, scrotum."

Ryon: "You're on an acid trip. Look at this. His hands are soooooo biiiiig."

Ryon: "Okay, let's go up."

Felicia: "No no, we need to go down. Come down with me, testicle!"

Ryon: "Scrotum."

Felicia: "No, he's not a scrotum! A scrotum is both—"

Ryon: "Don't shortchange me."

Felicia and Ryon introducing the segment
ToeJam & Earl box art
"So I think ToeJam is the chicken-gizzard-looking thing, and then the scrotum is Earl."