The Flog episode 23

Felicia and Ryon play BattleTech: A Game of Armored Combat.

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BattleTech: A Game of Armored Combat
Platform	Sega Genesis
Published	Extreme Entertainment Group, 1994
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director	Sean Becker
Executive Producers	Sheri Bryant Felicia Day Kim Evey Sean Becker
Associate Producer	Brit Weisman
Camera	Sean Becker Brit Weisman
Theme Song	Eanan Patterson
Flog Logo Design	Adam Levermore
Opening Animation	Efehan Elbi
Editing	James Deuling Sam Sher
Post Sound	Neno Stevens
Post Coordinator	Sophie Parkison
Visual Effects	Stephen Sprinkles
Additional Music	Kevin Macleod, www.incompetech.com
Stats (as of January 18, 2020)
First aired	September 3, 2012
Duration	5:26
Views	201,797
Likes	4,424
Comments	527

Quotes

Felicia: "Hey guys!"

Ryon: "Hey!"

Felicia: "Brought this guy back for some more gamin'."

Ryon: "'This guy.'"

Felicia: "This guy."

Ryon: "I have a name."

Felicia: "You don't anymore!"

Ryon: "BattleTech. Another game I've never played before, and the color palette, unlike other games, is very poopy. They're battling over turd world here."

Ryon: "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's giving us our orders."

Ryon: "What am I supposed to do?"

Felicia: "You do nothing. You're feet."

Felicia: "What do these numbers mean ever?"

Ryon: "I think that means that's how much they cost, because in this world, even though we're in the military, we have to buy our own shit."

Felicia: "Don't waste your ammo on the buildings!"

Ryon: "They're enemy buildings. They don't deserve to live."

Felicia: "I know, but don't waste your ammo. This is like the fucking Depression of video games. You gotta get some coupons."

Ryon: "I think we shouldn't touch that."

Felicia: "Oh! Don't touch that."

Ryon: "That's not a wavy health line."

Ryon: "The Rock is not pleased."

Felicia: "There's no 'You did your best.' That guy doesn't—"

Ryon: "'Well, ya can't kinda win a war, can you?'"

Ryon: "Oh, do the fucking radar. [looks at radar] I can derive no information from what is going on on this screen."

Felicia: "Good dodging! I feel like—"

Ryon: "I know, right? This is good teamwork. I feel closer to you as a brother already."

Ryon: "This guy came up on us when we were cooling off. That's like going to a man at a urinal while he's pissing and—"

Felicia: "Saying, 'Hiii!'"

Ryon: "South! South! South!"

Felicia: "No! [looks at radar] South."

Felicia: "Life lesson: you burn one bridge, and you just get more."

Felicia: "We gotta go inside that. That's what every guy says."

Ryon: "Oh man, we are so— The Rock is gonna be fucking shitting his pants in glee. Oh, The Rock loves us! 'Congratulations, I never thought you would make anything of yourself as a kid, but I'm not as disappointed as I was when you didn't make first in the gymnastics competition when you were eleven.'"

Rating

Felicia: "1 thumb up"

Ryon: "2 thumbs up" (3 total)

Cue points

0:47	Segment begins
0:50	Host intro
1:06	Game begins
4:43	Ratings and outro
5:01	Segment ends

Gallery

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  Felicia and Ryon introducing the segment

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  The BattleTech cartridge

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  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

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  The Rock is harsh with his criticisms

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  Not a health beam, as it turns out

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  "I want a painting of that."

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  "I can derive no information from what is going on on this screen."

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  Air hug

External links

• Felicia Day plays BattleTech with Ryon on YouTube
• BattleTech: A Game of Armored Combat on Wikipedia

Social media

• Felicia's tweet
• Geek & Sundry's tweet
• Felicia's Facebook post
• Geek & Sundry's Facebook post