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==Quotes==
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Felicia, with stethoscope: "I'm gonna listen to my heart while you introduce the game."
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Ryon: "You're not gonna hear anything because you got no heart. And you're not gonna hear anything up there cause you have no brain. Snap. Ya burnt."
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Felicia, reading: "'The Wii Remote is your scalpel.' Oh [shit]! No, for reals, I've played this game when I first got the Wii, and it's hard."
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Ryon, feigning excitement: "For realsies??"
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Felicia: "I hate you."
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Felicia, in game menu: "'New game'."
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Ryon: "Look, I wanna—"
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Felicia, selecting skill: "'EASY'!"
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Ryon, laughing: "'EASY!' You should narrate this [shit]."
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Felicia: "Easy!!"
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Felicia: "Wait, look at this simile. 'Watches over the town like an old man.'"
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Ryon: "How do old men watch?"
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Felicia: "How is that a valid simile? That's not something— Analogy? Which one is it?"
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Ryon: "It's simile, cause it's similar."
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Felicia: "As—"
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Ryon: "A metaphor, you're saying the hospital ''is'' an old man watching over the town."
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Felicia: "Are you sure?"
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Ryon: "I am [fucking] 100% positive, dude."
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Felicia: "Alright. Internet, talk to us."
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Ryon: "Internet!"
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Felicia: "I got a whole 400 comments on a picture that I posted of me and my brother, which should have been 'my brother and I,' and it was like the grammar police were all up in my grill."
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Ryon: "I mean, that's really horrible, that was a horrible mistake though. Like I can actually see their point."
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Felicia, sighing: "Okay, the analogies are crazy. It's 'swallowed by the jaws of fate.'"
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Ryon: "That's a metaphor."
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Felicia, laughing: "Okay. Good to know."
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Ryon: "Okay, Bangs. Nurse Bangs is gonna bring him in."
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Ryon, as Wiimote cursor is shaking: "Oh god, I have the hands of a drunk. My hands are— I got the DTs or something. I don't know what's going on there."
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Ryon, reading patient's info: "Alright. Eugene. 'Multiple—'"
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Felicia: "He is 70 inches. That's what it says! 70.5 inches. He's like a firehose."
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Ryon: "Check this out. I'm gonna sew him up like a sweater."
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Ryon: "The white witch from [fucking] Narnia is here. 'He's eaten too much Turkish delight.'"
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Ryon: "I'll goofy juice him. I'll fill him full of goof juice."
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Felicia: "Oh god, goof juice. No no really."
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Ryon: "She's fine, dude. She's Gucci. She's totally Gucci."
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Felicia: "There's so much blood! Really? This fountain of blood is Gucci?"
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Felicia: "What is that other flag?"
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Ryon: "It's Alaska, dude."
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Felicia: "Alaska has a flag? I didn't think about it. I just— I dunno."
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Ryon: "That's the vexillology lesson of the week."
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Felicia: "Boy, he's— He's quite short, for— I mean, 65 inches is 5′1″."
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Ryon, pauses, laughs
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Felicia: "Right?"
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Ryon busts out laughing
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Loud laughing off camera
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Off-camera: "Weren't you a math major?"
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Ryon: "Okay, dude—"
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Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!!"
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Ryon: "Suck it! I'm suckin' it, you need to sew it! I suck, you sew!"
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Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!"
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Ryon: "That's the deal here! I suck, you sew!"
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Ryon: "I'm never gonna ask you to sew a button on any of my shirts, that's for [fucking] sure."
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==[[Rating]]==
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Ryon: "Five gallons of goof juice"
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Felicia: "C" (as in the grade the game gave them at the completion of several levels)
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==Cue points==
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{|
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|-
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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|-
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| 0:09 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:18 || Host intro
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| 1:34 || Game begins
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|-
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| 9:56 || "Ryon's Vexillology Lesson of the Week"
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|-
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| 13:52 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 14:18 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 14:27 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 14:30 || End video
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|}
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==Trivia==
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* Vexillology is the study of flags.
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* Felicia and Ryon's father was a plastic surgeon in the military.
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 083 - host intro.jpg|Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode
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Episode 083 - game case.jpg|"You may not be a doctor, but you can play one on the Wii" [wink]
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Episode 083 - wolverine.jpg|Doctor Wolverine
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Episode 083 - stitches.jpg|Felicia and Ryon doing precision suture work
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Episode 083 - not my work.jpg|"That is ''not'' my work!"
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Episode 083 - white witch.jpg|The "White Witch from Narnia"
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Episode 083 - goofy juice.jpg|Ryon's Goofy Juice
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Episode 083 - satan.jpg|The patient has been Satanized
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Episode 083 - math major.jpg|"Weren't you a math major?"
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Episode 083 - rawr.jpg|"RAWR!"
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Episode 083 - laughing.jpg|"I can't stop laughing!"
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJqodTce0I Episode on YouTube]
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trauma_Center:_New_Blood Trauma Center: New Blood, Wikipedia]
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/feliciaday/status/572503127846342656 Felicia's tweet]
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/572460719230328832 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
  
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]]
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]]
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]
 
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]

Revision as of 17:45, 11 March 2020


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Trauma Center: New Blood
Platform Wii
Published Atlus USA, 2007
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Becca Scott
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Production coordinator Nick Appelbaum
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired March 2, 2015
Duration 14:30
Views 156,212
Likes 3,678
Comments 326


Quotes

Felicia, with stethoscope: "I'm gonna listen to my heart while you introduce the game."

Ryon: "You're not gonna hear anything because you got no heart. And you're not gonna hear anything up there cause you have no brain. Snap. Ya burnt."


Felicia, reading: "'The Wii Remote is your scalpel.' Oh [shit]! No, for reals, I've played this game when I first got the Wii, and it's hard."

Ryon, feigning excitement: "For realsies??"

Felicia: "I hate you."


Felicia, in game menu: "'New game'."

Ryon: "Look, I wanna—"

Felicia, selecting skill: "'EASY'!"

Ryon, laughing: "'EASY!' You should narrate this [shit]."

Felicia: "Easy!!"


Felicia: "Wait, look at this simile. 'Watches over the town like an old man.'"

Ryon: "How do old men watch?"

Felicia: "How is that a valid simile? That's not something— Analogy? Which one is it?"

Ryon: "It's simile, cause it's similar."

Felicia: "As—"

Ryon: "A metaphor, you're saying the hospital is an old man watching over the town."

Felicia: "Are you sure?"

Ryon: "I am [fucking] 100% positive, dude."

Felicia: "Alright. Internet, talk to us."

Ryon: "Internet!"

Felicia: "I got a whole 400 comments on a picture that I posted of me and my brother, which should have been 'my brother and I,' and it was like the grammar police were all up in my grill."

Ryon: "I mean, that's really horrible, that was a horrible mistake though. Like I can actually see their point."

Felicia, sighing: "Okay, the analogies are crazy. It's 'swallowed by the jaws of fate.'"

Ryon: "That's a metaphor."

Felicia, laughing: "Okay. Good to know."


Ryon: "Okay, Bangs. Nurse Bangs is gonna bring him in."


Ryon, as Wiimote cursor is shaking: "Oh god, I have the hands of a drunk. My hands are— I got the DTs or something. I don't know what's going on there."


Ryon, reading patient's info: "Alright. Eugene. 'Multiple—'"

Felicia: "He is 70 inches. That's what it says! 70.5 inches. He's like a firehose."


Ryon: "Check this out. I'm gonna sew him up like a sweater."


Ryon: "The white witch from [fucking] Narnia is here. 'He's eaten too much Turkish delight.'"


Ryon: "I'll goofy juice him. I'll fill him full of goof juice."


Felicia: "Oh god, goof juice. No no really."

Ryon: "She's fine, dude. She's Gucci. She's totally Gucci."

Felicia: "There's so much blood! Really? This fountain of blood is Gucci?"


Felicia: "What is that other flag?"

Ryon: "It's Alaska, dude."

Felicia: "Alaska has a flag? I didn't think about it. I just— I dunno."

Ryon: "That's the vexillology lesson of the week."


Felicia: "Boy, he's— He's quite short, for— I mean, 65 inches is 5′1″."

Ryon, pauses, laughs

Felicia: "Right?"

Ryon busts out laughing

Loud laughing off camera

Off-camera: "Weren't you a math major?"


Ryon: "Okay, dude—"

Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!!"

Ryon: "Suck it! I'm suckin' it, you need to sew it! I suck, you sew!"

Felicia: "I can't stop laughing!"

Ryon: "That's the deal here! I suck, you sew!"


Ryon: "I'm never gonna ask you to sew a button on any of my shirts, that's for [fucking] sure."

Rating

Ryon: "Five gallons of goof juice"

Felicia: "C" (as in the grade the game gave them at the completion of several levels)

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:09 Opening theme
0:18 Host intro
1:34 Game begins
9:56 "Ryon's Vexillology Lesson of the Week"
13:52 Rating and outro
14:18 End card/promo
14:27 Closing theme
14:30 End video

Trivia

  • Vexillology is the study of flags.
  • Felicia and Ryon's father was a plastic surgeon in the military.

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon introducing the episode

  • "You may not be a doctor, but you can play one on the Wii" [wink]

  • Doctor Wolverine

  • Felicia and Ryon doing precision suture work

  • "That is not my work!"

  • The "White Witch from Narnia"

  • Ryon's Goofy Juice

  • The patient has been Satanized

  • "Weren't you a math major?"

  • "RAWR!"

  • "I can't stop laughing!"

External links

Social media

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