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[[Jessica Merizan]] and [[Hector Navarro]] play Catherine. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 99 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span>
 
{{Episode summary
 
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   |Platform1=Unknown platform
 
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   |Hosts=Hector Navarro;  Jessica Marzipan
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   |Hosts=Hector Navarro;  Jessica Merizan
 
   |Director=Zac Eubank
 
   |Director=Zac Eubank
 
   |DirectorOfCinema=Omer Ganai
 
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==Quotes==
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Jessica: "And we are hosting ''Co-Optitude'' because [[Felicia Day]] and [[Ryon Day]] are somewhere in the universe doing probably awesome things or, ya know, maybe, uh, on a toilet. I dunno. One of the two."
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Jessica: "Weird game! We're playing Catherine, a weird game, and that's why Hector's wearing this kigurumi, 'cause the guys are all sheep, and the girls are all, um— [gestures from her chest]"
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Hector: "Smart. They're smart."
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Jessica: "Well rounded."
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Hector: "That is an intense necklace."
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Jessica: "I am ''not'' looking at her necklace."
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Jessica: "For some reason, I was like, what if his underwear just ripped right now. I don't know why. That was really pervy of me to think, but I was just like, because that was strenuous."
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Hector, looking at protagonist's drab apartment: "The sad thing is his deal right now, his situation, this is kind of like an upgrade to what I've got going on right now. I'm like, 'Oh, he's got a nice little table right by his bed! That's smart!' I'm taking interior design notes from this guy."
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Jessica: "I can just twist over and eat my dinner. Din din and then good night!"
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Hector: "Yeah, it's great! TV and then go to sleep. Din din and good night, yeah."
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Jessica: "Whoa, that flip phone totally took me out of the immersion of the game. I'm sorry, this is over."
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Hector: "I know, it's in the future so there's space tourism, but people have flip phones? Come on."
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Jessica: "Yeah, {{Curse|fuck}} you guys."
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Hector: "Yeah, {{Curse|fuck}} you guys."
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Jessica: "Oh, look at that grandma behind us. What's ''she'' doing in the Stray Sheep?"
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Hector: "She's trying to get her {{Curse|dick}} wet. That was gross. Granny's tryin' to get it done! Unh! [grandmotherly voice] 'Well, I don't know, maybe I'll just go to the Stray Sheep and—'"
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Jessica, in grandmotherly voice: "'—and get my {{Curse|dick}} wet.'"
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Hector: "'—and get my {{Curse|dick}} wet.'"
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Off-camera: "Yeah, we're keeping that."
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Hector: "Oh my gosh. 'Does life begin or end at marriage?' You can put whatever you like, but I know my answer."
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Jessica: "Oh my god."
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Hector: "How do ''you'' feel, Jess? I mean, answer honestly."
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Jessica: "It's not about me! Don't you wanna get out of the nightmare?"
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Hector: "I don't care. It's just a video game. I wanna answer truthfully."
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Jessica: "God, do you wanna just like tell the ladies your Tinder as well?"
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Hector, unconvincingly: "No. No. No."
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Off-camera: "Yes, you do!"
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Jessica, to protagonist: "I wanna see your underwear! I wanna see what you slept in! [laughing] I— I just—"
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Hector: "Whoa, Jess. Take it easy, man! Gosh! It's okay!"
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Jessica: "I just wanna— I just wanna see what kind—"
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Hector: "Hey, hey, shh-shh, you're gonna see it."
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Jessica: "I just wanna wake up."
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Hector: "You're gonna see it. Don't worry."
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Jessica: "I know, but I just want to."
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Hector: "We're gonna see what he's packin'. Don't worry, okay? This is a dirty-bird game. We're gonna check it out."
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Game prompts for answer to "Where do you feel the most calm: in a dark, quiet room, or a bright and noisy room?"
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Hector: "What's your answer?"
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Jessica: "What's your answer?"
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Hector: "Okay, we say left or right on 3. Ready?"
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Jessica: "Okay."
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Hector: "1, 2, 3, left."
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Jessica, at the same time: "Blehbleh. Okay."
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Hector: "Come on! That's not fair! That's not fair!"
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Jessica, mockingly: "That's not fair!"
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Hector, like sheep: "Come o-o-o-o-o-on! Come o-o-o-o-on!"
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Jessica: "No-o-o-o-o-o!"
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Hector: "This su-u-u-u-ucks!"
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Jessica: "Oh my god, she just forked us! She just forked us! {{Curse|Fuck}}."
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Hector: "Motherforker."
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Jessica: "What the fork."
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Jessica: "How did you get up so fast? Are you that scared of women?"
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==[[Rating]]==
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Hector: "10 skeedles out of 9 skedaddles"
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Jessica: "10 pairs of silky clean underwear"
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==Cue points==
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{|
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| 0:00 || "This week" preview
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| 0:12 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
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| 0:20 || Host intro
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| 1:12 || Game begins
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| 4:40 || "Respecting the Elderly Moment of the Week"
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|-
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| 10:47 || Rating and outro
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|-
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| 11:09 || End card/promo
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|-
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| 11:23 || Closing theme
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|-
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| 11:25 || End video
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|}
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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Episode 099 - host intro.jpg|Hector and Jessica introducing the episode
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Episode 099 - toilet.jpg|"or maybe they're on a toilet"
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Episode 099 - game art.jpg|Catherine game art
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Episode 099 - well rounded.jpg|Jessica explaining how "well rounded" the women are
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Episode 099 - necklace.jpg|"I am ''not'' looking at her necklace"
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Episode 099 - grandmother.jpg|Jessica reacting to granny getting "her dick wet"
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</gallery>
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==External links==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQFcwOhg-Ws Co-Optitude: CATHERINE with Hector and Jessica] on YouTube
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_(video_game) Catherine (video game)] on Wikipedia
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===References===
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onesie_(jumpsuit)#Kigurumi Kigurumi] on Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinder_(app) Tinder (app)] on Wikipedia
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===Social media===
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* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/615565648022769664 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/posts/977815205604273 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Hector Navarro|Episode 099]]
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[[Category:Episodes hosted by Jessica Merizan|Episode 099]]
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[[Category:Complete episode article|Episode 099]]
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[[Category:Videos recorded on the Twitch set|Episode 099]]

Latest revision as of 17:43, 7 May 2020

Jessica Merizan and Hector Navarro play Catherine.


Episode 99 title card.jpg

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Catherine
Platform Unknown platform
Published Atlus USA, 2011
Credits
Hosts Hector Navarro
Jessica Merizan
Director Zac Eubank
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Aline Oliviera
Graphics Natalia Daniels
Music Jason Charles Miller
Gaffer David Thompson
Makeup Cat Paschen
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired June 29, 2015
Duration 11:25
Views 78,112
Likes 1,588
Comments 206

Quotes

Jessica: "And we are hosting Co-Optitude because Felicia Day and Ryon Day are somewhere in the universe doing probably awesome things or, ya know, maybe, uh, on a toilet. I dunno. One of the two."


Jessica: "Weird game! We're playing Catherine, a weird game, and that's why Hector's wearing this kigurumi, 'cause the guys are all sheep, and the girls are all, um— [gestures from her chest]"

Hector: "Smart. They're smart."

Jessica: "Well rounded."


Hector: "That is an intense necklace."

Jessica: "I am not looking at her necklace."


Jessica: "For some reason, I was like, what if his underwear just ripped right now. I don't know why. That was really pervy of me to think, but I was just like, because that was strenuous."


Hector, looking at protagonist's drab apartment: "The sad thing is his deal right now, his situation, this is kind of like an upgrade to what I've got going on right now. I'm like, 'Oh, he's got a nice little table right by his bed! That's smart!' I'm taking interior design notes from this guy."

Jessica: "I can just twist over and eat my dinner. Din din and then good night!"

Hector: "Yeah, it's great! TV and then go to sleep. Din din and good night, yeah."


Jessica: "Whoa, that flip phone totally took me out of the immersion of the game. I'm sorry, this is over."

Hector: "I know, it's in the future so there's space tourism, but people have flip phones? Come on."

Jessica: "Yeah, fuck you guys."

Hector: "Yeah, fuck you guys."


Jessica: "Oh, look at that grandma behind us. What's she doing in the Stray Sheep?"

Hector: "She's trying to get her dick wet. That was gross. Granny's tryin' to get it done! Unh! [grandmotherly voice] 'Well, I don't know, maybe I'll just go to the Stray Sheep and—'"

Jessica, in grandmotherly voice: "'—and get my dick wet.'"

Hector: "'—and get my dick wet.'"

Off-camera: "Yeah, we're keeping that."


Hector: "Oh my gosh. 'Does life begin or end at marriage?' You can put whatever you like, but I know my answer."

Jessica: "Oh my god."

Hector: "How do you feel, Jess? I mean, answer honestly."

Jessica: "It's not about me! Don't you wanna get out of the nightmare?"

Hector: "I don't care. It's just a video game. I wanna answer truthfully."

Jessica: "God, do you wanna just like tell the ladies your Tinder as well?"

Hector, unconvincingly: "No. No. No."

Off-camera: "Yes, you do!"


Jessica, to protagonist: "I wanna see your underwear! I wanna see what you slept in! [laughing] I— I just—"

Hector: "Whoa, Jess. Take it easy, man! Gosh! It's okay!"

Jessica: "I just wanna— I just wanna see what kind—"

Hector: "Hey, hey, shh-shh, you're gonna see it."

Jessica: "I just wanna wake up."

Hector: "You're gonna see it. Don't worry."

Jessica: "I know, but I just want to."

Hector: "We're gonna see what he's packin'. Don't worry, okay? This is a dirty-bird game. We're gonna check it out."


Game prompts for answer to "Where do you feel the most calm: in a dark, quiet room, or a bright and noisy room?"

Hector: "What's your answer?"

Jessica: "What's your answer?"

Hector: "Okay, we say left or right on 3. Ready?"

Jessica: "Okay."

Hector: "1, 2, 3, left."

Jessica, at the same time: "Blehbleh. Okay."

Hector: "Come on! That's not fair! That's not fair!"

Jessica, mockingly: "That's not fair!"

Hector, like sheep: "Come o-o-o-o-o-on! Come o-o-o-o-on!"

Jessica: "No-o-o-o-o-o!"

Hector: "This su-u-u-u-ucks!"


Jessica: "Oh my god, she just forked us! She just forked us! Fuck."

Hector: "Motherforker."

Jessica: "What the fork."


Jessica: "How did you get up so fast? Are you that scared of women?"

Rating

Hector: "10 skeedles out of 9 skedaddles"

Jessica: "10 pairs of silky clean underwear"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:12 Opening theme
0:20 Host intro
1:12 Game begins
4:40 "Respecting the Elderly Moment of the Week"
10:47 Rating and outro
11:09 End card/promo
11:23 Closing theme
11:25 End video

Gallery

  • Hector and Jessica introducing the episode

  • "or maybe they're on a toilet"

  • Catherine game art

  • Jessica explaining how "well rounded" the women are

  • "I am not looking at her necklace"

  • Jessica reacting to granny getting "her dick wet"

External links

References

Social media

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