Difference between revisions of "Episode 33"

From Co-Optitude Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 
(8 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
 +
Felicia and Ryon play Final Fantasy VII. <span style="display:none;" class="preview-only">[[File:Episode 33 title card.jpg|thumb]]</span>
 +
 +
This is part two of what was intended as a two-part play through, however in the introduction Felicia and Ryon explain that part one was lost due to technical issues, but that they decided to post part two by itself.
 
{{Episode summary
 
{{Episode summary
 
   |EpisodeNum=33
 
   |EpisodeNum=33
 
   |Game1=Final Fantasy VII
 
   |Game1=Final Fantasy VII
−
   |Platform1=Playstation
+
   |Platform1=PlayStation
 
   |Publisher1=Sony
 
   |Publisher1=Sony
 
   |Year1=1997
 
   |Year1=1997
Line 18: Line 21:
 
   |Likes=4795
 
   |Likes=4795
 
   |Comments=864}}
 
   |Comments=864}}
 +
==Quotes==
 +
 +
Felicia: "You're gonna notice a couple things that you might feel out of the loop on. One: we're wearing things on our head that might feel startling if you look at 'em. And number two: we customized the names of our characters. We got a lot of heartfelt joy."
 +
 +
Ryon: "That's right, as usual. Yeah, and a thought towards the theme of the game, the place of the game in the pantheon of computer gaming and video gaming, and so we hope that the names we gave them have the proper gravitas and respect for the medium and for the game."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "Everything's going so far as planned, except we had—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "No it's not!!"
 +
 +
Felicia: "It hasn't."
 +
 +
Ryon: "They had to jump off a {{Curse|fucking}} train."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "God, I'm {{Curse|fucking}} itchy. I have lice or something in this wig. [[Sean Becker|Sean]]! Nobody with lice better have worn this wig before I did! If I have to shave my head, god help you!"
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "Unh, unh, 15 points? Come on, you're not pulling your weight, girl. Can we get her a weapon or something? This is really sad."
 +
 +
Felicia: "No, she's a fist— She's a fister! Uh, I mean, I can't say that."
 +
 +
Ryon: "She fists enemies? Is that what you're saying?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Well, she punches them, yes!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "That's not what I asked."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "Anuss. Poopy. Taintiez."
 +
 +
Felicia, stifling a laugh: "We're children. We're children. I mean, have you ever named a character a serious name in an RPG?"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Why would you?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "I always name mine after food."
 +
 +
Ryon: "My gnome warrior was named Morsel. And then my gnome rogue was named Zippy. And then in Card Hunter I have all dwarves, but the point is that I named them Muffins, Crumpets, and Biscuits. Yours was named Fahrvergnügen?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Mine are named Fahrvergnügen, Schadenfreude, and Gewürztraminer or something like that."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia, reading: "'That's one damn tiny hole.' That's what he said! It's called a urethra, where your man gravy comes from."
 +
 +
Ryon: "Baby batter."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Baby batter!"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "Did you ever see the Zooey Deschanel cotton ad?"
 +
 +
Ryon: "No. Was she quirky?"
 +
 +
Felicia: "I can't condemn anybody for being quirky, so I'll just stay silent."
 +
 +
Ryon: "I didn't condemn! I asked! I asked!"
 +
 +
Felicia: "She was singin'. It was very Instagram filtered."
 +
 +
Ryon: "What would it really be like to date a girl like that? It would be maddening. Utterly {{Curse|fucking}} maddening."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "Man, she's chesty."
 +
 +
Felicia: "God, why did her boobs get so much bigger? 'Cause she limit breaked. Pfppbt! [gestures her boobs popping out]"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "Can you concentrate your fire, please? Am I backseat driving enough?"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia, reading: "'We're pulling out now. We'll meet—' Why are you pulling out now?"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Yeah, you didn't have it blown yet. You're blowing the reactor. Don't pull out before you blow the reactor."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "Am I in the wrong place though? Did I take a left turn and I'm just like—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Yeah, you got off at the wrong subway stop to your bombing."
 +
 +
 +
Felicia, as characters split out for a scripted sequence: "Taintiez and Poopy came out of my Anuss."
 +
 +
Ryon: "What? He just collapsed. Giving birth to full grown adults is pretty strenuous."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "You mean we were all tipsy on soju at the Korean barbecue place with a built-in stove built into the {{Curse|fucking}} table. There's like a— So you go to the restaurant and pay people so you can cook your food. And then get really drunk and start making jokes about cooking with gas, which is what you're literally actually doing."
 +
 +
 +
Ryon: "Guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save it over another save. Yeah."
 +
 +
Felicia: "No! We need every single save! We need—"
 +
 +
Ryon: "No, no. Look at that."
 +
 +
Felicia: "{{Curse|God}} damn you. {{Curse|God}} damn you! I never save over another save. It's always new saves! Who else— Okay, no, [[Wil Wheaton]] told me he only ever has one save. I was like, 'What if you mess up? What if you mess up?' He's like, 'I mess up.' [brightly to camera] What kind of save person are you? Leave it in the comments!"
 +
 +
 +
Dialog choices are "(Be strong)" and "(I don't know if I can hold on…)"
 +
 +
Felicia: "No, no, reveal your vulnerability. This is a turning point."
 +
 +
Ryon: "Strong silent type? This a turning point. That's right. Part of my therapy is to be more vulnerable with my friends."
 +
 +
Barret's dialog: "Don't go cryin' like a woman. There ain't nothin' I can do for ya. Ya gotta do it yourself."
 +
 +
Ryon: "Oh man."
 +
 +
Felicia: "Whoa, chauvinist, misogynistic bullshit."
 +
 +
Ryon: "I tried to reveal my vulnerability and he did ''not'' validate me."
 +
 +
 +
Aeris's dialog: "Say, I feel like talking. Do you feel up to it?"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Oh god, she wants to talk? [sigh]"
 +
 +
Ryon alternates between "I don't mind" and "Got nothing to talk about" options
 +
 +
Felicia: "'I don't mind'. 'I don't mind'! Are you kidding!? She's never gonna let you name her if you aren't sucking up to her!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "Oh god, I don't wanna. She hasn't even slept with me yet, and already she wants to talk? God, already codependent. Jesus, get away from me. 'Can we talk about us?' Baby, there is no 'us.'"
 +
 +
 +
Name entry screen appears for Aeris. Both scream
 +
 +
Ryon: "Alright! Alright. Alright. This is important. This is vitally important."
 +
 +
Felicia: "This is the end of the segment. We couldn't end at a better place. But you gotta name her! Oh god. Just end it! You'll never know what we named her! BYE!"
 +
 +
Ryon: "BYE!"
 +
 +
Felicia: "Psych!"
 +
 +
 +
Felicia: "What do we name her? Well, we have Anuss, Taintiez, and Poopy. We could do something with urine or vagina. Lady Tunnel?"
 +
 +
Ryon enters "Va-JayJay"
 +
 +
Felicia: "J-A-E, because she's from the south."
 +
 +
Ryon erupts in laughter
 +
 +
Felicia: "You okay?"
 +
 +
Ryon, laughing: "We really need class! We need to class it up!"
 +
 +
==Character names==
 +
 +
* Cloud: "Anuss II"
 +
* Barret: "Poopy Esq"
 +
* Tifa: "Taintiez"
 +
* Aeris: "Vujeen Jr"
 +
 +
==[[Rating]]==
 +
 +
Ryon: "13 suggestive body part names"
 +
 +
Felicia: "25 anime hairdos"
 +
 +
==Cue points==
 +
 +
{|
 +
|-
 +
| 0:00 || "This week" preview explaining missing part 1
 +
|-
 +
| 1:13 || Opening [[Theme song|theme]]
 +
|-
 +
| 1:22 || Game begins
 +
|-
 +
| 7:02 || "Inside Joke of the Week"
 +
|-
 +
| 12:17 || Rating and outro
 +
|-
 +
| 12:43 || End card/promo
 +
|-
 +
| 12:51 || Closing theme
 +
|-
 +
| 12:53 || End video
 +
|}
 +
 +
==Gallery==
 +
 +
<gallery>
 +
Episode 033 - missing part 1.jpg|Felicia and Ryon intro the episode by explaining the missing part 1
 +
Episode 033 - host intro.jpg|Introducing the episode
 +
Episode 033 - itchy.jpg|Ryon scratching his itchy wig
 +
Episode 033 - drivers seat.jpg|Ryon takes over Felicia's driver's seat while she goes to pee
 +
Episode 033 - leave a comment.jpg|Felicia imploring the audience to leave a comment
 +
Episode 033 - vulnerability 1.jpg|Anuss II revealing his vulnerabilities to Poopy Esq
 +
Episode 033 - vulnerability 2.jpg|Poopy Esq fails to validate Anuss II's feelings
 +
Episode 033 - aeris.jpg|Felicia and Ryon overjoyed at another chance to name a character
 +
Episode 033 - va-jayjae.jpg|Ryon losing it over "Va-JayJae"
 +
Episode 033 - vujeen jr 1.jpg|They settle on "Vujeen Jr"
 +
Episode 033 - vujeen jr 2.jpg|They seem happy with their choice
 +
</gallery>
 +
 +
==External links==
 +
 +
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2SPUTa14g Final Fantasy VII - Retro Let's Play: Co-Optitude Ep 33] on YouTube
 +
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII Final Fantasy VII] on Wikipedia
 +
 +
===References===
 +
 +
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qqDuEP4okw Bob Marley - Three Little Birds (Official Music Video)] on YouTube
 +
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Card_Hunter Card Hunter] on Wikipedia
 +
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_advertising#Fahrvergn%C3%BCgen Fahrvergnügen] on Wikipedia
 +
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude Schadenfreude] on Wikipedia
 +
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gew%C3%BCrztraminer Gewürztraminer] on Wikipedia
 +
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTf3VydEjCE Cotton - The Fabric of Our Lives (Zooey Deschanel) - commercial] on YouTube
 +
 +
===Social media===
  
−
[[Category:Episode stub]]
+
* [https://twitter.com/feliciaday/status/432949023549321217 Felicia's tweet]
 +
* [https://twitter.com/GeekandSundry/status/432943170557444096 Geek & Sundry's tweet]
 +
* [https://www.facebook.com/gigglebus/posts/10152198981945979 Felicia's Facebook post]
 +
* [https://www.facebook.com/geekandsundry/photos/a.345725658813234/689035577815572/?type=3 Geek & Sundry's Facebook post]
  
−
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day]]
+
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Felicia Day|Episode 033]]
−
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day]]
+
[[Category:Episodes hosted by Ryon Day|Episode 033]]
−
[[Category:Videos filmed in Felicia's garage]]
+
[[Category:Complete episode article|Episode 033]]
 +
[[Category:Videos recorded in Felicia's garage|Episode 033]]

Latest revision as of 09:21, 26 April 2020

Felicia and Ryon play Final Fantasy VII.

This is part two of what was intended as a two-part play through, however in the introduction Felicia and Ryon explain that part one was lost due to technical issues, but that they decided to post part two by itself.


Episode 33 title card.jpg

Prev - Episode 33 - Next
Game list - Episode list

Final Fantasy VII
Platform PlayStation
Published Sony, 1997
Credits
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director Sean Becker
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Chris Willett
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired February 10, 2014
Duration 12:53
Views 200,046
Likes 4,795
Comments 864

Quotes

Felicia: "You're gonna notice a couple things that you might feel out of the loop on. One: we're wearing things on our head that might feel startling if you look at 'em. And number two: we customized the names of our characters. We got a lot of heartfelt joy."

Ryon: "That's right, as usual. Yeah, and a thought towards the theme of the game, the place of the game in the pantheon of computer gaming and video gaming, and so we hope that the names we gave them have the proper gravitas and respect for the medium and for the game."


Felicia: "Everything's going so far as planned, except we had—"

Ryon: "No it's not!!"

Felicia: "It hasn't."

Ryon: "They had to jump off a fucking train."


Ryon: "God, I'm fucking itchy. I have lice or something in this wig. Sean! Nobody with lice better have worn this wig before I did! If I have to shave my head, god help you!"


Ryon: "Unh, unh, 15 points? Come on, you're not pulling your weight, girl. Can we get her a weapon or something? This is really sad."

Felicia: "No, she's a fist— She's a fister! Uh, I mean, I can't say that."

Ryon: "She fists enemies? Is that what you're saying?"

Felicia: "Well, she punches them, yes!"

Ryon: "That's not what I asked."


Ryon: "Anuss. Poopy. Taintiez."

Felicia, stifling a laugh: "We're children. We're children. I mean, have you ever named a character a serious name in an RPG?"

Ryon: "Why would you?"

Felicia: "I always name mine after food."

Ryon: "My gnome warrior was named Morsel. And then my gnome rogue was named Zippy. And then in Card Hunter I have all dwarves, but the point is that I named them Muffins, Crumpets, and Biscuits. Yours was named Fahrvergnügen?"

Felicia: "Mine are named Fahrvergnügen, Schadenfreude, and Gewürztraminer or something like that."


Felicia, reading: "'That's one damn tiny hole.' That's what he said! It's called a urethra, where your man gravy comes from."

Ryon: "Baby batter."

Felicia: "Baby batter!"


Felicia: "Did you ever see the Zooey Deschanel cotton ad?"

Ryon: "No. Was she quirky?"

Felicia: "I can't condemn anybody for being quirky, so I'll just stay silent."

Ryon: "I didn't condemn! I asked! I asked!"

Felicia: "She was singin'. It was very Instagram filtered."

Ryon: "What would it really be like to date a girl like that? It would be maddening. Utterly fucking maddening."


Ryon: "Man, she's chesty."

Felicia: "God, why did her boobs get so much bigger? 'Cause she limit breaked. Pfppbt! [gestures her boobs popping out]"


Felicia: "Can you concentrate your fire, please? Am I backseat driving enough?"


Felicia, reading: "'We're pulling out now. We'll meet—' Why are you pulling out now?"

Ryon: "Yeah, you didn't have it blown yet. You're blowing the reactor. Don't pull out before you blow the reactor."


Felicia: "Am I in the wrong place though? Did I take a left turn and I'm just like—"

Ryon: "Yeah, you got off at the wrong subway stop to your bombing."


Felicia, as characters split out for a scripted sequence: "Taintiez and Poopy came out of my Anuss."

Ryon: "What? He just collapsed. Giving birth to full grown adults is pretty strenuous."


Ryon: "You mean we were all tipsy on soju at the Korean barbecue place with a built-in stove built into the fucking table. There's like a— So you go to the restaurant and pay people so you can cook your food. And then get really drunk and start making jokes about cooking with gas, which is what you're literally actually doing."


Ryon: "Guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save it over another save. Yeah."

Felicia: "No! We need every single save! We need—"

Ryon: "No, no. Look at that."

Felicia: "God damn you. God damn you! I never save over another save. It's always new saves! Who else— Okay, no, Wil Wheaton told me he only ever has one save. I was like, 'What if you mess up? What if you mess up?' He's like, 'I mess up.' [brightly to camera] What kind of save person are you? Leave it in the comments!"


Dialog choices are "(Be strong)" and "(I don't know if I can hold on…)"

Felicia: "No, no, reveal your vulnerability. This is a turning point."

Ryon: "Strong silent type? This a turning point. That's right. Part of my therapy is to be more vulnerable with my friends."

Barret's dialog: "Don't go cryin' like a woman. There ain't nothin' I can do for ya. Ya gotta do it yourself."

Ryon: "Oh man."

Felicia: "Whoa, chauvinist, misogynistic bullshit."

Ryon: "I tried to reveal my vulnerability and he did not validate me."


Aeris's dialog: "Say, I feel like talking. Do you feel up to it?"

Ryon: "Oh god, she wants to talk? [sigh]"

Ryon alternates between "I don't mind" and "Got nothing to talk about" options

Felicia: "'I don't mind'. 'I don't mind'! Are you kidding!? She's never gonna let you name her if you aren't sucking up to her!"

Ryon: "Oh god, I don't wanna. She hasn't even slept with me yet, and already she wants to talk? God, already codependent. Jesus, get away from me. 'Can we talk about us?' Baby, there is no 'us.'"


Name entry screen appears for Aeris. Both scream

Ryon: "Alright! Alright. Alright. This is important. This is vitally important."

Felicia: "This is the end of the segment. We couldn't end at a better place. But you gotta name her! Oh god. Just end it! You'll never know what we named her! BYE!"

Ryon: "BYE!"

Felicia: "Psych!"


Felicia: "What do we name her? Well, we have Anuss, Taintiez, and Poopy. We could do something with urine or vagina. Lady Tunnel?"

Ryon enters "Va-JayJay"

Felicia: "J-A-E, because she's from the south."

Ryon erupts in laughter

Felicia: "You okay?"

Ryon, laughing: "We really need class! We need to class it up!"

Character names

  • Cloud: "Anuss II"
  • Barret: "Poopy Esq"
  • Tifa: "Taintiez"
  • Aeris: "Vujeen Jr"

Rating

Ryon: "13 suggestive body part names"

Felicia: "25 anime hairdos"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview explaining missing part 1
1:13 Opening theme
1:22 Game begins
7:02 "Inside Joke of the Week"
12:17 Rating and outro
12:43 End card/promo
12:51 Closing theme
12:53 End video

Gallery

  • Felicia and Ryon intro the episode by explaining the missing part 1

  • Introducing the episode

  • Ryon scratching his itchy wig

  • Ryon takes over Felicia's driver's seat while she goes to pee

  • Felicia imploring the audience to leave a comment

  • Anuss II revealing his vulnerabilities to Poopy Esq

  • Poopy Esq fails to validate Anuss II's feelings

  • Felicia and Ryon overjoyed at another chance to name a character

  • Ryon losing it over "Va-JayJae"

  • They settle on "Vujeen Jr"

  • They seem happy with their choice

External links

References

Social media

Retrieved from "https://cooptitudewiki.com/w/index.php?title=Episode_33&oldid=4330"