Felicia and Ryon play Muscle March.
|Published||Namco Bandai Games, 2010|
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Becca Scott|
|Production coordinator||Nick Appelbaum|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||February 9, 2015|
Felicia: "Today we're playing something a little wacky, as you can tell from the [in French accent] accoutrement."
Ryon: "And if you can read! [points up] The title."
Felicia: "The title of what?"
Ryon: "The YouTube video."
Felicia: "Ohhhh. So it's never gonna be a surprise, is it?"
Ryon: "No, it's never gonna be a surprise ever. It's actually never a surprise. No."
Felicia: "I never even thought about that! We give spoilers, like, immediately on upload we're spoiled."
Ryon: "Not a surprise."
Felicia: "Where did you get this shirt? What is this shirt?"
Ryon: "'Sun's out guns out.' I hear it's themed. I hear it's thematic."
Felicia: "'Guns out sun's out.'"
Ryon: "Oh, is it 'guns out' first?"
Felicia: "No, it's not. 'Sun's out.' Why would—"
Ryon: "When the sun comes out it is warm enough to wear tank tops, is the assertion."
[Felicia pauses thinking]
Felicia: "Alright, let's just play this fucker."
Felicia: "Okay, honestly, it's not working. The down is not working. The down is not working. The down is not working!"
Ryon: "Oh, I'm so good at this."
Felicia: "No, you're not so good. Don't be so bold. This is a skill you have to learn over years."
Felicia: "Okay, first of all, this community is odd. Because I'm seeing penguins everywhere."
Felicia: "Did they actually get people who were this cut to run and see how their ass moved? Do like motion capture?"
Ryon: "Well, that's what it looks like when I run, so—"
Ryon: "Oh god, you're never gonna get your Muscle Milk at this rate. You're gonna be protein-less, you're gonna shrink, you're gonna be a girly man, or a girly girl, or a manly girl. Whatever you wanna be, you're gonna be the opposite."
Ryon, chasing alien: "Alright, I'm gonna catch this little shit. Oh, close encounter of the fourth kind, motherfucker! Yeah!"
Ryon: "Look at that hypnotic ass movement, dude."
Felicia: "I'm so angry. Why? I'm moving so fast! My body can't move faster to run! I'm moving, I'm moving my arms, I'm—"
Ryon, singing: "Gotta move your arms, gotta use your legs."
Felicia, singing: "Gotta move my fingers."
Both, singing: "My, my, my"
Felicia: "Imagination and—"
Ryon: "Wiimotes and—"
Felicia, scream-singing: "I'm! Gonna make a sceeene! Nobody else! No in between!"
Ryon: "I'm special!"
Felicia: "Special! Sooo special!"
Felicia: "He really needs to use a French-cut bikini, because if you run in a thong it starts to go up there and impede your blood flow. Do you know what I'm saying?"
Ryon: "Maybe it makes you run faster, like when you stick ginger up a horse's ass."
Felicia: "Have you done that?"
Ryon: "No, that's what you do to a horse though."
Felicia: "No you do not."
Ryon: "Yeah you do."
Felicia: "You cannot stick ginger up a horse's ass."
Ryon: "That's what you do, dude. Look it up on Wikipedia."
Felicia: "Who does— 'That's what you do'? That's not 'what you do'!"
Ryon: "That's what you do to make a horse run faster."
Felicia: "That's not true! I'm sure that's illegal."
Ryon: "Look it up, dude. I'm sure it's illegal, but that's what you do."
Felicia: "Alright, I'm gonna look it up."
Felicia, looking at phone: "'Figging. A peeled ginger root shaped like a slender butt plug is inserted—'"
Ryon, running in game: "AHHHHHHHH GET IN THERE! GET HIM! GET HIM! Yeah, fuck you!"
Ryon, in pose that should have registered correctly in-game: "Did you see me just standing here like this? Like for five minutes?"
Felicia: "You didn't flick! You gotta learn how to flick."
Ryon, flipping Felicia off: "I'm flicking you, does that count?"
Felicia: "Just heart everything. We have a heart-on for you too."
Felicia: "15 washboard abs in a row"
Ryon: "15 ginger butt plugs"
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