Felicia and Ryon play Chrono Trigger.
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Zach Donohue
|Production designer||Stephanie Hass|
|Line producer||Clay Reed|
|Production coordinator||Nick Appelbaum|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||January 5, 2015|
Felicia, in posh accent: "Oh hey guys."
Ryon: "Hey guys."
Felicia: "We were just talking about our ascots. How do you not be an ass in an ascot? Ha ha ha."
Ryon: "Ha ha ha, droll. Very droll, Buffy."
Ryon: "This is the 800-pound gorilla of classic Super NES JRPGs."
Felicia: "You're gonna start a— No. You're gonna start a tussle in the comments if you say—"
Ryon: "Where does Chrono Trigger sleep? Anywhere it wants to."
Felicia: "Um, okay, first of all, the graphics on this are amazing. I love—"
Ryon: "This is so much better than the N64."
Felicia: "Any day of the week."
Ryon: "Any day of the week over N64."
Felicia: "Well, there's nothing worse than like the puberty of gaming, which is basically N64 graphics."
Ryon: "Yup. Your balls are droppin', you have low polygon counts, your balls dropping, your voice is changing, you know."
Felicia: "Yeah, it's not a good time to be on camera for anything."
Ryon: "Your polygon count's low, you get hair in weird places."
Ryon, singing: "A to the N to the U to the double S, Anuss! A to the N to the U to the double S, Anuss!"
Ryon: "He's got dreads, dude. Anuss has got it going on."
Felicia: "That's a Carrot Top head if I've ever seen one."
Ryon: "It looks like Sideshow Bob's sleeping in his bed."
Ryon, singing: "N to the Y to the double P S, that's Nypps, that's Nypps!"
Felicia: "Thank you to whoever in the Twitch chat who gave me that. I mean, I'm still a Peupie, but Nypps is kind of—"
Ryon: "You're still a Peupie girl, but Nypps are close to your heart."
Felicia: "Where is the fair? Where is the fucking fair?"
Ryon: "The bright, festive looking place, dude, like every fair is."
Felicia: "I thought it was a playground."
Ryon: "With the exception of those like traveling fairs with the really dangerous rides that show up in parking lots and vanish."
Felicia: "Oh! Part of me wants to always go to those and just tempt fate."
Ryon, reading: "'Um, Vajin! And you're? Anuss.' Vajin and Anuss, close to each other at last."
Vajin's dialog: "Vajin: Hold your horses! I want to get some candy!"
Felicia: "I don't wanna get candy!"
Ryon: "Yeah, let's ditch her. Let's ditch her."
Felicia: "Oh god. I'm gonna drag you by the arm like some kidnapper."
Ryon: "Wow, don't be rough with her, dude. Jesus."
Felicia: "Goddamn, get your candy, bitch! Get it!"
Felicia, reading: "'…you'll get teleported—' Really!? This is not something I would trust at a fair. I'm sorry. When you're talking about scrambling my atoms and teleporting them across the room?"
Ryon: "I know, like, this fly-by-night like fair. They like set up in the dead of night and they leave in the dead of night, and it's like, 'Come teleport!'"
Ryon, reading: "'Check out that hair.' He must be Bob Marley. 'Bob Marley's here, guys!' [singing] We jammin', we jammin', hope you like jammin' too. We jammin', we jammin', playin' Chrono Trigger too."
Felicia, reading: "'Giggle'? She literally says it like this. Giggle."
Ryon: "Oh man, look at him rip off those clothes! [Leene disappears] Oh. Alright. Bye."
Felicia: "Um, you're gonna be accused of murder."
Ryon: "Yeah, congrats. You just murdered the queen. You better fucking peace out. I'm gonna peace out right now. I'm gonna go peace out."
Felicia: "Um, I would jump out that tiny window."
Ryon: "Yeah, can I squeeze through there? No, we're fucked, dude. We're fucked with a capital F. Alright. [passing by people in hall] 'Oh, no, how should I know where the queen went? Yeah, she's resting. She's resting comfortablyyyy!'"
Ryon: "Wait wait, that means that she's her own great, great, great grandmother, right?"
Felicia: "Yeah. That is what we're doing. You are literally— You could write this game."
Ryon, singing: "Here's the story of three lovely ladies who were somehow their own ancestors in the past."
Ryon: "Oh no, those aren't nuns! God, it's the Spice Girls."
Felicia: "God, those nuns! And you know, there is a Chrono Trigger porn where you get to have sex with those nuns."
Ryon: "Chrono Trigger? What's it called?"
Felicia: "Crank my Trigger."
Ryon: "Nypps and Smegz and Anuss and Vajin."
Ryon: "Oh, 'slurp.' I will slurp the shit out of you."
Felicia: "You need to slurp Nypps. You need to slurp Nypps. It's a healing spell."
Ryon: "What? Why am I sucking my own ally off?"
Ryon, singing: "It's boss fight, boss fight, gettin' down for boss fight."
Felicia, as Vajin: "It was awful! 'Cold, dark, and lonely.' It was like being poor!"
Felicia, reading Vajin's dialog: "'Why don't you come home with me?' Hell yeah!"
Ryon: "Alright, sure! DTF! Come on!"
- Crono: "Anuss"
- Lucca: "Nypps"
- Marle: "Vajin"
- Frog: "Smegz"
Ryon: "10 nasty frog tongues"
Felicia: "an Oscar"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|3:50||"Olympic Moment of the Week"|
|15:12||Rating and outro|
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