Felicia and Ryon play Family Feud.
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||October 20, 2014|
Ryon, in over-the-top DJ voice: "Hey guys! It's the 70s! Yeah! 1975! It's time for a rock block! Seventy-five uninterrupted minutes of your favorite soft rock from the 60s, 70s, and 80s!"
Felicia, laughing: "Oh god, looking at your face doing that was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen you do. Listen guys, it's Co-Optitude."
Ryon: "What else do they say? It's like, [DJ voice] all night long, all night strong! Right here!"
Felicia, laughing: "It's my brother!"
Ryon: "Ayyy! This is my sister."
Felicia, doing finger guns: "Ayyyy!!"
Ryon, laughing: "This is the worst thing we've ever done."
Felicia: "People, you've grown complacent with this. We've decided to be buffoons."
Ryon: "Yeah, this is it. We're just gonna slap each other with dildos. Bop, bop, bop!"
Felicia, guessing what Ryon's "HON" is going to spell: "'Hon…or your ancestors'? Oh."
Question: "Name something people do when they're stuck in a traffic jam."
Felicia, entering "SMOKE": "I don't know, this is the 90s! It was before laws!"
Question: "Name something that people use to pick a lock."
Felicia, entering "LOCKPICK": "I mean, right?"
Ryon: "Yeah, I mean, you're tellin' it like it is for sure."
Felicia: "I mean, this game is so dumb, it's gotta be right."
Felicia: "WHAT!? I mean, that's what you use! You use a lock pick!"
Ryon, laughing: "You've been playing too many role-playing games!"
Question: "Name a game families play around the kitchen table."
Ryon: "How about yelling at each other?"
Felicia: "What about shaming?"
Ryon: "Domestic violence?"
Ryon: "Monopoly is the worst game."
Felicia: "No, I like it."
Ryon: "Ugh, you're stupid."
Felicia gets top answer
Ryon: "Ugh, fuck you."
Felicia: "Five-thousand dollars says I'm not stupid."
Ryon: "No, five-thousand dollars says you're an average American."
Question: "Name something you always see on the news."
Ryon, as Felicia enters "WAR": "Oh, so deep. You're so deep."
Felicia: "WHAT!? NO, YOU NEVER SEE THAT ON THE NEWS! YOU NEVER SEE THE WAR! You never see anything about that!"
Felicia, entering "POLITICS": "I mean, that's general enough, right?"
Ryon: "Show me politics!"
Ryon: "Not on this TV station! Not on whatever the fuck TV station."
Ryon, reading correct answers: "'Newscaster'! That—"
Felicia: "Okay, that's the most meta answer I've ever heard! That is an asshole meta answer!"
Ryon: "What do you see on the news? 'News. I see news.'"
Felicia: "You know what I see? A news desk. You know what I see? Chyrons."
Question: "Name a family relationship."
Felicia: "Incest. Right?"
Ryon, reading: "'Name a family relationship.'"
Ryon, laughing: "You already made that joke!"
Felicia: "And it's really funny! Somebody in the background laughed."
Ryon: "Oh, you're like whenever I say something you're like, 'We're not gonna put that in.' And then every time you say something it's amazing, apparently."
Felicia, laughing: "It's true!"
Question: "Name a public place where women sometimes put on makeup."
Ryon: "Go! 'Bathroom.'"
Ryon: "Oh! No. Never. It's never been done."
Felicia: "What!? Never in a public restroom has a woman ever put on makeup."
Felicia: "Come on! What's a country that's an island?"
Ryon: "Australia, dumb fuck!"
Felicia, as computer is entering "AUSTRALIA": "You gave it to them! THEY HEARD YOU!"
Felicia: "This 90s computer is owning our face."
Ryon: "Look at these fucks. They're gonna play all the way through."
Felicia: "I can't believe we're watching the computer beat our ass right now."
Felicia: "I guess the moral of the story is just don't do this game."
Ryon: "Yeah, just never ever."
Felicia: "Families torn apart."
Ryon: "Yeah, 'cause I know the Co-Optitude family is gonna go home and there's gonna be some domestic violence situations. That's okay. Survey says: 'Five fingers!'"
- Felicia: "The Anusses"
- Ryon: "The Poopeez"
- Ryon: "The Tainteezes"
- Together: "The Anusses"
Both: "17 black Hitlers"
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|10:27||Rating and outro|