Episode 65

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Felicia and Ryon play Family Feud.

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Family Feud
Platform SNES
Published GameTek, 1993
Hosts Felicia Day
Ryon Day
Director of cinematography Omer Ganai
Executive producers Felicia Day
Sheri Bryant
Editing Andrew Jewell
Graphics Steven Sprinkles
Music Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired October 20, 2014
Duration 11:15
Views 164,073
Likes 3,599
Comments 303


Ryon, in over-the-top DJ voice: "Hey guys! It's the 70s! Yeah! 1975! It's time for a rock block! Seventy-five uninterrupted minutes of your favorite soft rock from the 60s, 70s, and 80s!"

Felicia, laughing: "Oh god, looking at your face doing that was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen you do. Listen guys, it's Co-Optitude."

Ryon: "What else do they say? It's like, [DJ voice] all night long, all night strong! Right here!"

Felicia, laughing: "It's my brother!"

Ryon: "Ayyy! This is my sister."

Felicia, doing finger guns: "Ayyyy!!"

Ryon, laughing: "This is the worst thing we've ever done."

Felicia: "People, you've grown complacent with this. We've decided to be buffoons."

Ryon: "Yeah, this is it. We're just gonna slap each other with dildos. Bop, bop, bop!"

Felicia, guessing what Ryon's "HON" is going to spell: "'Hon…or your ancestors'? Oh."

Question: "Name something people do when they're stuck in a traffic jam."

Felicia, entering "SMOKE": "I don't know, this is the 90s! It was before laws!"

Question: "Name something that people use to pick a lock."

Felicia, entering "LOCKPICK": "I mean, right?"

Ryon: "Yeah, I mean, you're tellin' it like it is for sure."

Felicia: "I mean, this game is so dumb, it's gotta be right."

Game buzzes

Felicia: "WHAT!? I mean, that's what you use! You use a lock pick!"

Ryon, laughing: "You've been playing too many role-playing games!"

Question: "Name a game families play around the kitchen table."

Ryon: "How about yelling at each other?"

Felicia: "What about shaming?"

Ryon: "Domestic violence?"

Ryon: "Monopoly is the worst game."

Felicia: "No, I like it."

Ryon: "Ugh, you're stupid."

Felicia gets top answer

Ryon: "Ugh, fuck you."

Felicia: "Five-thousand dollars says I'm not stupid."

Ryon: "No, five-thousand dollars says you're an average American."

Question: "Name something you always see on the news."

Ryon, as Felicia enters "WAR": "Oh, so deep. You're so deep."

Game buzzes

Felicia: "WHAT!? NO, YOU NEVER SEE THAT ON THE NEWS! YOU NEVER SEE THE WAR! You never see anything about that!"

Felicia, entering "POLITICS": "I mean, that's general enough, right?"

Ryon: "Show me politics!"

Game buzzes

Ryon: "Not on this TV station! Not on whatever the fuck TV station."

Ryon, reading correct answers: "'Newscaster'! That—"

Felicia: "Okay, that's the most meta answer I've ever heard! That is an asshole meta answer!"

Ryon: "What do you see on the news? 'News. I see news.'"

Felicia: "You know what I see? A news desk. You know what I see? Chyrons."

Question: "Name a family relationship."

Felicia: "Incest. Right?"

Ryon, reading: "'Name a family relationship.'"

Felicia: "Incest."

Ryon, laughing: "You already made that joke!"

Felicia: "And it's really funny! Somebody in the background laughed."

Ryon: "Oh, you're like whenever I say something you're like, 'We're not gonna put that in.' And then every time you say something it's amazing, apparently."

Felicia, laughing: "It's true!"

Question: "Name a public place where women sometimes put on makeup."

Ryon: "Go! 'Bathroom.'"

Game buzzes

Ryon: "Oh! No. Never. It's never been done."

Felicia: "What!? Never in a public restroom has a woman ever put on makeup."

Felicia: "Come on! What's a country that's an island?"

Ryon: "Australia, dumb fuck!"

Felicia, as computer is entering "AUSTRALIA": "You gave it to them! THEY HEARD YOU!"

Felicia: "This 90s computer is owning our face."

Ryon: "Look at these fucks. They're gonna play all the way through."

Felicia: "I can't believe we're watching the computer beat our ass right now."

Felicia: "I guess the moral of the story is just don't do this game."

Ryon: "Yeah, just never ever."

Felicia: "Families torn apart."

Ryon: "Yeah, 'cause I know the Co-Optitude family is gonna go home and there's gonna be some domestic violence situations. That's okay. Survey says: 'Five fingers!'"

Character names

  • Felicia: "The Anusses"
  • Ryon: "The Poopeez"
  • Ryon: "The Tainteezes"
  • Together: "The Anusses"


Both: "17 black Hitlers"

Cue points

0:00 "This week" preview
0:11 Opening theme
0:20 Host intro
1:28 Game begins
6:36 "Burn of the Week"
10:27 Rating and outro
11:05 End card/promo
11:13 Closing theme
11:15 End video


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