Felicia and Ryon play Crazy Taxi.
|Director of cinematography||Omer Ganai|
|Executive producers||Felicia Day
|Music||Jason Charles Miller|
|Production assistant||Annie Liu|
|Stats (as of January 12, 2020)|
|First aired||September 29, 2014|
Felicia: "Mahalo, everybody!"
Ryon: "Hey. I don't know what that's all about."
Felicia: "It means hello in Hawai'ian."
Ryon, mimicking her glottal stop: "'Hawai'ian!'"
Felicia: "Today we're playing a very special game that was suggested by you again."
Ryon: "Wait, why is it special?"
Felicia: "No, it isn't."
Felicia, looking at Ryon in hat: "God, your hair looks like a pinhead."
Ryon, putting hat on Felicia's head: "What do you look like? You look like a fucking piece of shit. There. Now we're even."
Felicia, pointing to the flowers in her hair: "I was trying to feminize my large men's Hawaiian shirt."
Ryon: "Not with that hair length you're not."
Game, in morning DJ voice: "Hey hey! Come on over, have some fun with Crrrazy Taxi!"
Ryon, in DJ voice: "Hey hey hey! Ho ho!"
Felicia: "Oh god, that's horrible! That voice is so Sega!"
Ryon: "That's really bad. I hate it. I feel—"
Felicia: "That is like the Sega tonality."
Ryon: "I feel like such a rebel. [doing voice] Hey! Welcome to Sega land! Hey! Huh-huh!"
Felicia, in DJ voice: "The results of your CAT scan came back and you've got cancer!"
Ryon, in DJ voice: "Cancer! Crrrazy cancer!"
Ryon, in DJ voice: "We're gonna listen to some rebellious music, like Bad Religion and Offspring!"
Felicia: "Oh oh oh, look, we have options."
Ryon: "Oh god, we got—"
Felicia: "What's that guy's name?"
Ryon: "Douchebag, [changes to next driver] douchebag, [next] douchebagette, [next] douchebag."
Felicia: "My turn. What is brake? What is brake?"
Ryon: "Uh, I didn't use it. Brake is running into another car."
Felicia: "Oh god, this music. It makes me feel like I have an IV into a Monster drink."
Ryon: "Oh, 'The Original Levi's® store'. She's gonna get some ill-fitting jeans."
Felicia: "Wow, I wonder if they paid for some product placement."
Ryon: "Oh god, I'm so good."
Felicia: "Don't try to make that catchphrase work. It's not gonna work. 'I'm so good' is not gonna ever happen."
Ryon: "It is. It's gonna happen."
Ryon, singing to All Star: "Hey now, you're a rock star, stop your car, hey, hey."
Ryon, singing to Walkin' on the Sun: "Might as well be drivin' on the sun. That's a shitty song too."
Ryon: "I keep trying new strat's. I keep trying leet strat's."
Felicia: "You know what? Our initial strat's were good. We just need to go with them more."
Felicia backs into the sea on accident
Felicia: "Why did it go in rezerse? Reverse?"
Ryon: "10 shitty 90s songs."
Felicia: "25 dead civilians"
|0:00||"This week" preview|
|7:17||"90's Karaoke of the Week"|
|12:01||Rating and outro|
- Around the time the gameplay begins, the video seems to freeze for about 13 seconds. It happens again at the end of gameplay for about 5 seconds. This is present on YouTube at all resolutions and even in the downloaded video, indicating it may have occurred prior to transcoding.
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