Episode 63

Felicia and Ryon play Crazy Taxi.

Crazy Taxi

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Platform	Dreamcast
Published	Sega, 1999
Credits
Hosts	Felicia Day Ryon Day
Director of cinematography	Omer Ganai
Executive producers	Felicia Day Sheri Bryant
Editing	Andrew Jewell
Graphics	Steven Sprinkles
Music	Jason Charles Miller
Production assistant	Annie Liu
Stats (as of January 12, 2020)
First aired	September 29, 2014
Duration	12:39
Views	160,069
Likes	3,732
Comments	564

Quotes

Felicia: "Mahalo, everybody!"

Ryon: "Hey. I don't know what that's all about."

Felicia: "It means hello in Hawai'ian."

Ryon, mimicking her glottal stop: "'Hawai'ian!'"

Felicia: "Today we're playing a very special game that was suggested by you again."

Ryon: "Wait, why is it special?"

Felicia: "No, it isn't."

Felicia, looking at Ryon in hat: "God, your hair looks like a pinhead."

Ryon, putting hat on Felicia's head: "What do you look like? You look like a fucking piece of shit. There. Now we're even."

Felicia, pointing to the flowers in her hair: "I was trying to feminize my large men's Hawaiian shirt."

Ryon: "Not with that hair length you're not."

Off-camera: "Wow."

Game, in morning DJ voice: "Hey hey! Come on over, have some fun with Crrrazy Taxi!"

Ryon, in DJ voice: "Hey hey hey! Ho ho!"

Felicia: "Oh god, that's horrible! That voice is so Sega!"

Ryon: "That's really bad. I hate it. I feel—"

Felicia: "That is like the Sega tonality."

Ryon: "I feel like such a rebel. [doing voice] Hey! Welcome to Sega land! Hey! Huh-huh!"

Felicia, in DJ voice: "The results of your CAT scan came back and you've got cancer!"

Ryon, in DJ voice: "Cancer! Crrrazy cancer!"

Ryon, in DJ voice: "We're gonna listen to some rebellious music, like Bad Religion and Offspring!"

Felicia: "Oh oh oh, look, we have options."

Ryon: "Oh god, we got—"

Felicia: "What's that guy's name?"

Ryon: "Douchebag, [changes to next driver] douchebag, [next] douchebagette, [next] douchebag."

Felicia: "My turn. What is brake? What is brake?"

Ryon: "Uh, I didn't use it. Brake is running into another car."

Felicia: "Oh god, this music. It makes me feel like I have an IV into a Monster drink."

Ryon: "Oh, 'The Original Levi's® store'. She's gonna get some ill-fitting jeans."

Felicia: "Wow, I wonder if they paid for some product placement."

Ryon: "Oh god, I'm so good."

Felicia: "Don't try to make that catchphrase work. It's not gonna work. 'I'm so good' is not gonna ever happen."

Ryon: "It is. It's gonna happen."

Ryon, singing to All Star: "Hey now, you're a rock star, stop your car, hey, hey."

Ryon, singing to Walkin' on the Sun: "Might as well be drivin' on the sun. That's a shitty song too."

Ryon: "I keep trying new strat's. I keep trying leet strat's."

Felicia: "You know what? Our initial strat's were good. We just need to go with them more."

Felicia backs into the sea on accident

Felicia: "Why did it go in rezerse? Reverse?"

Ryon: "Rezerfs?"

Rating

Ryon: "10 shitty 90s songs."

Felicia: "25 dead civilians"

Cue points

0:00	"This week" preview
0:17	Opening theme
0:26	Host intro
1:41	Game begins
7:17	"90's Karaoke of the Week"
12:01	Rating and outro
12:29	End card/promo
12:36	Closing theme
12:39	End video

Trivia

Around the time the gameplay begins, the video seems to freeze for about 13 seconds. It happens again at the end of gameplay for about 5 seconds. This is present on YouTube at all resolutions and even in the downloaded video, indicating it may have occurred prior to transcoding.